The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[King Joe]

Granted. They auto tune you to their humor.I wish I had some great ideas for my comics.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but people won't like your ideas and your comics won't be popular.I wish there's more things to do on my free time.

[Dralcax]

Granted. Eat worms, do your sibling's chores for free for life, getting yourself banned from BZP, etc.I wish comedies did not have a word count requirement.

[Vigor Mortis]

Granted. But you are required to repeat every word in the comedy 70 times before typing the next word.I wish that this wish will not be granted.

[Dralcax]

Granted. Not granted. Granted. Not granted... <system error>... <reboot>I wish it was possible to talk in different fonts, sizes, colors, and use emoticons http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif , punctuation?!?!?, & other characters.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but then everybody thought they could act because they were more animated and everybody made adam sandler movies.i wish madagascar 2 was as funny as the first.

[Zerothemaster]

It is, but then you realize that Madagascar wasn't as funny as you remembered.I wish I could rap.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you then realized its not hard and you just wasted a wish.i wish my computer was newer.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You get a half completed computer.I wish for the word filter to be lowered for a second at the time when, by coincidence, nobody is on the forums to take advantage and have it make the front page news just to spite the rule breakers.

[Zerothemaster]

... But there's never a time when no one's on. :PI wish I could fly

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You race Rainbow Dash.You lose because you are not 20% cooler.You live the rest of your life in shame, and lose your powers of flight as a side effect... somehow. XDI wish my spirit could leave my body while I sleep so I could explore the world while I dream.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but your spirit gets lost and it never gets reunited with you again.I wish my post count could stop glitching.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It stops glitching, but for some reason your proto bar dissapears.I wish I was better at something.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

That something you are better at turns out to be typing. And so you type, faster and faster than ever before! Why, you type so quickly that nobody can keep up with you! Your hands dart like lightning and you are revered so much that you are given a Nobel prize for some reason! You take up programming and keep click clack clackity clacking away on the keyboard. Unfortunately, you don't think too far into the content of your posts and you are shortly banned forever from BZP due to spam.I wish I could travel to other dimensions.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, ever heard of the unescapable dimension of gloom?I wish I had found out about Pandora sooner.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted but you can never come back. Granted but you can never Ninja again.I wish I ruled the Interwebs.

Edited December 5, 2011 by Minun4

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but everyone ninjas you :PI wish i hadn't ninja'd Minun4.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You are quickly over-thrown as you did not corrupt the correct wish. You are now locked forever in a prison. You curse the member who ninja'd you and vow revenge. Unfortunately, your attention span does not last and you decide to bust out of the prison. You cannot and end up in history as that one dude who nobody remembers. D=CURSE YOU, NINJA! Why did I make you so fast at typing? XD Anyway, you no longer ninja'd Minun4 but I take my revenge on you for ninja-ing my post. My revenge is brutal. XDI wish I wish I was a fish (this was bound to happen sooner or later. XD).

Edited December 5, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you can't make it to water or anybody who got the reference and you died a horrific death. i wish quagmire got his own show. actually i dont.

[Takaru 1111]

Oops, sorry NINJAS!!Granted, he does.I wish for a dish of fish with my fish wish dish.

Edited December 5, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted, but I am so not on the menu tonight, so you are forced to order pasta instead. You are attacked from the inside out by evil penne pasta. I wish these ninjas would go back to Ninjago (or Karzahni... whichever is more convenient. XD).

[King Joe]

Granted. But you become one.I wish I could drink coffee all day but still sleep when I wanted to.

Edited December 5, 2011 by King Joe

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but your nightmares all come to life.I wish I could type faster.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but your keyboard buttons get stuck from typing too fast.I wish I could stop fidgeting around when there's nothing to do.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you can, but you don't.I wish TF2 would download faster.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted, but I owned you in it even with my horrible lag anyway.I wish for spies to stop sapping sentries stupidly.

Edited December 5, 2011 by Minun4

[ankyfdarkness]

Granted, but then they start sappin' them intelligently.I wish my house never catches fire.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, it freezesI wish it was summer.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, it's Summer... in Antartica! So basically, nothing happens where you live.I wish I had a weather control machine!

[Vigor Mortis]

Granted, but those dang butterflies keep flapping their wings and messing up the weather patterns you set up.I wish that the next wish will be uncorruptable.

[King Joe]

Granted. I'm not messing with my wish. Of course, this will be corrupted when the next person posts and corrupts my wish.I wish that pizza was supreme.

[Terminus]

Granted. Except it is old, moldy pizza.I wish for a cheeseburger. (null)

[CaT in Rogue]

Granted, but a cat steals it, yelling 'I haz cheezburger!'I wish Everybody knew me on BZP.

[King Joe]

Granted. You are known as a spammer and troll.I wish that I was as cool as Mr. No-One in an RPG I'm playing.

[The Invisible Handman]

You're too cool to live now dude, and we all know what that means.I wish I had infinite respawns.

[King Joe]

Granted. Enjoy loving while everyone else is dead.I wish I wasn't dead due to my last wish.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You are reincarnated as a visorak. Roodaka commands you throw yourself over the edge.I wish for pi.

[King Joe]

Granted. You get a lemon Meringue pie. In the face.I wish that I killed Rhoodaka instead.

[Trijhak]

Granted. You kill a slug named 'Rhoodaka', and Roodaka gets away.I wish for a hat.

[King Joe]

Granted. It's a faz. Not a fez, a faz.Fazzes eat people.I wish that I had no class tonight