The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[25K Now!]

Granted. You are so famous that people are obsessed with your life and stalk you everywhere, even when you're in bed.I wish that everybody just lost THE GAME.

[Toa 95]

Granted. Everyone does.Nothing really happens. Everyone continues with their normal lives.I wish I had more real life friends.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you lost those friends due to a big argument.I wish I have more pencils.

[Taipu1]

Granted, but the lead keeps breaking and they are unusable.I wish I was a talented artist!

[King Joe]

Granted. But you never draw again due to your hands being cut off in a wild lazer bay accident.I wish that I could be a hero like the Doctor.

[Zarohum]

I just lost the game <_<Granted. You are now a hero. Except you're a really lame hero factory hero, and have no feelings, only programming.I wish I could see Master Chief's head

[Toa 95]

Granted. However, he shoots you right after; any part of his identity is apparently under contract to remain confidential.I wish I could get rid of a person I really hate.

[BBBBalta]

Okay. But they get rid of you, too.I wish I could freeze time.

[Toa 95]

Granted. However, when you do, there is no way to reverse it. You are now stuck in a world with time frozen around you.I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[Trijhak]

You procrastinate to procrastinate instead. worsening your problems.I wish there was something that made people mindless slaves.

[King Joe]

Granted. It's called hypnotism. You're getting sleeepy... so very sleeeeeeeeeepy....I wish that I had an awesome gun.

[Toa 95]

Granted. However, once you get it, you find out that it is merely a toy replica.I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Voxumo]

granted your girlfriend is a video gameI wish there was exo-toa armor for humans

[Makuta Matata]

There was, but the Bohrok-Kal destroyed them.

[Klak]

No wish? Nothing happens. :(I wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

[Zarohum]

I celebrate Hannukah.Jk.I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.[/dragontalesreference]

[Voxumo]

granted but the dragons eat humansI wish that a kanohi dragon would attack Washington dc

[BZCoolness]

Granted. The Kanohi Dragon runs amok, gets bored, and leaves, doing very little damage.I wish I had Portal 2.

[Zarohum]

Granted, but once you put the disk in your computer or video game console, a black hole devours your computer/tv, and then you.I wish I had another day before school

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you forgot the things you learned. I wish I know better karate skills.

Edited December 12, 2011 by FrozenFlash

[Toa 95]

Granted. However, you have no opportunity to use them, and you forget them in a matter of weeks.I wish I could do everything.

Edited December 12, 2011 by Toa 95

[Zarohum]

Granted. But then you lose control of your powers and teleport yourself to Soviet Russia, where everything does you.I wish I had the Lego Green Lantern

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but it turns out you don't like it.I wish I have telekinesis.

[Toa 95]

Granted. However, when trying to lift and move a really heavy object, you lose your hold on it, and it falls on you.I wish I were a Terminator.

[Voxumo]

granted you are melted in a pot of lavaI wish that i had sharks with freakin lasers on their head(austin powers reference)

[Toa 95]

Granted. However, they kill you as soon as they appear.I wish I had Super Mario power-ups.

[Zarohum]

Sure, but Sonic comes by and... does something that makes Mario obsolete. :PI wish Tahu would come to my house

[BZCoolness]

Granted. He comes!On a lava board. Riding a big lava wave that crashes into your house, incinerating you.I wish I could divide by 0.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but the Doctor kills you for that.I wish the Doctor didn't kill BZCoolness.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you discovered afterwards that BZCoolness is dating your sister. outraged, you approach him, but he not only demolishes you in a fight, but dumps your sister shortly after, and begins dating your ex-girlfriend.wow what a guyi wish it wasnt so hard to come up with names

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You name everything "Joe" and no longer need to come up with new names. It is not long, however, until you realize you hate the name "Joe"I wish I could be nocturnal.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you can't go into the light, ever, or you meltI wish that I had known that I had a sister.

[25K Now!]

Granted. But you had known that your sister had been slowly eaten by wild dogs after falling off a cliff and left to rot for many years. (Oh god I feel evil for typing that.)I wish that I was omnipotent.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you smell so bad, everyone stays away from youI wish I still had a sister.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but i'm dating her.i wish his sister was more attractive.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you get uglyer, and my sis stops dating you. :PI wish my Mp3 player was better.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but you get mugged shortly afterwards.i wish this mp3 player that i stole from some kid wasn't a friggin zune!

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, the guy you stole it from came and beat you up. He then left with said MP3. Well, at least you don't have the Zune anymore!I wish that all adventurers would take arrows to their knees

[King Joe]

You're the first.AND WATS WITH ALL THESE ARROWS TO KNEES???I wish I knew what was with all the arrows being taken to knees.

[Klak]

You do. But for some reason, you do not like Skyrim.I wish I had a sword.