The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

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Granted: But everything is in black and white. I wish someone would stop punching my salad..

[a goose]

Granted! LotK eats it.I wish everyone was incredibly shocked by the finale of S2 of my comics at the end of the month.

[Trijhak]

Granted. They die. Because they were shocked. The more resistant people died after realising what a horrible pun it was.I wish that my signature was alive and out to destroy the moon.

[Relapse]

Granted, but when the moon is destroyed the universe dies.I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Fractual Forever]

Hey, is that your girlfriend? Nope, just Chuck Testa.I wish I was a pegasus.

[King Joe]

Granted. Owait, Pegasi don't exist. You are erased from existence.I wish that people would actually READ MY COMICS!

Edited November 17, 2011 by King Joe

[Relapse]

Granted, but they think they suck.I wish Virok would stop using the last Kinlukko.

[King Joe]

Granted, he uses the next to last of the Kinlukko.I wish I didn't mix up his gender.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, but he used the second-last-Kinlukko-which-everyone-forgot-about.Ninja'dGranted, you forgot what a gender was.I wish I could go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

Edited November 17, 2011 by Festus

[Relapse]

Granted, but it was during the seventh book!I wish my next wish isn't going to be corrupted.

[King Joe]

Granted. Your next wish was to die. I wish that I had control over the internet.

[The Lorax]

Granted. What a waste of a wish.I wish for a swimming pool.Ninja'd

Edited November 18, 2011 by Mt Ihu

[Trijhak]

Granted. You have control over the internet because you are now the internet. You are an unfeeling computer out to destroy humanity, no longer human. Congratulations... I guess?I wish for a sword that was actually a kanohi that was actually a cake.

[King Joe]

GRANTED! As a sword that is really a kanohi that is really a cake, it is completely useless as a sword or kanohi. And as we all know that cake is a lie, you don't even have a cake.I wish that BZP would load faster.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It loads finnishes loading before it's finnished loading, thus causing bzp to exist in two places, thus causing the universe to expload, and then expload again.I wish there were zombies in Command and Conquer.

[~Xemnas~]

There are, but they're so hard to kill that nobody plays the game.I wish the 4.0 heroes came out already!

[Lenore]

They come out but they fail because LEGO didn't have enough time to make them good.I wish spinach was tasty.

[King Joe]

Granted. But only the rich and powerful get it, because it's so tasty. This has the adverse effect of creating an undestroyable dynasty of rich and powerful people, because we all know that "I'm strong to the finish, cuz' I's eats me spinach...I wish I could regenerate, have a sonic screwdriver and a tardis, know how to work them all, and not be the last of my species.

[Takaru 1111]

Grated, you get killed by a Dalek, and now The Doctor is the last Time Lord.I wish I had started watching Doctor Who sooner.

[Fractual Forever]

You watch it one second earlier.I wish Pinkie Pie existed and did not go "Cupcakes" on anyone!

[Trijhak]

Granted. Instead, she goes "Cake" on everyone.I wish that the earth was edible.

[Lenore]

It is, but everybody eats it and then dies because we have no planet to live on.I wish there was no more My Little Pony avatars and banners.

[King Joe]

Granted! And the world is happy once again!(No. I am not corrupting that one. No way.)I wish that I was able to watch all the Doctor Who episodes on netflix.

[Overlord]

Netflix streams the episodes to your computer but they glitch up completely, causing irreparable damage to the spacetime continuum.I wish nothing bad would happen when I didn't wish for anything.

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[Klak]

Granted, but when you feel like even asking for something, bad things happen.I wish people would listen.

[Lenore]

They do, but not to anything important.I wish that zombies weren't so common in games.

[a goose]

Granted! They are replaced by Kinlukko.I wish my comics weren't reaching the end...

[Lenore]

Done! They are now at the end.I wish I knew what a Kinlukko is.

[~Xemnas~]

Granted! But you go insane once you know what it is...I wish for pie.

[a goose]

You get a pie, but there's a Kinlukko in it. (A Kinlukko is a cross-breed between a Kinloka and a Gukko. It's a bipedal Kinloka, with wings)I wish for THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

[Trijhak]

You get THE BEGINNING OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT instead.I wish we could hop between universes.

[Tiakor]

Granted. You hop into a universe where everyone is Chuck Norris.I wish for a wish that might actually have meaning.

[King Joe]

Granted! You wish to die.I wish that I was friends with Chuck Norris, and he wouldn't kill me and would teach me everything he knows.

[a goose]

Granted! But he recently suffered amnesia, and only knows his name.However, he is now better, but it's too late, because he killed you.I wish my comics were more popular.

[Dr. Giggles PhD]

They get more popular... amongst trolls and spam bots.I wish for a turtle.

[JiMing]

The turtle is a giant alligator snapping turtle and cant fit in his tank.I wish more people liked My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

[King Joe]

It eats your head off.I wish I had a pet that wouldn't kill me.

[Trijhak]

You get a pet that doesn't kill you. It kills everyone else.I wish I could revive people.

[Relapse]

Granted, dude. You start reviving people like Hitler who then kill you!I wish the member below me was less awesome.

[Klak]

Wish grante-No. Impossible. I'm Makuta Klak.I wish someone else could grant his wish.