Takaru 1111 Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, Total Event CollapseI wish I had mad halo skillz. Quote
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but you lose all your skills for everything else, including turning on your xbox and pushing the buttons on the controller, not to mention holding the controller.So now you have these skills but can't use them.I wish that I knew where my mouse was, and didn't have to use my pad. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Takaru 1111 Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but you don't know where anything else is now.I wish had over 9000 cupcakes Quote
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, they kill you.I wish that I had more food for breakfast... Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
The Invisible Handman Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 You get a cursed monkey's paw for food.Double the cursed wishes!I wish my mind was blown (Note killing me with a blown mind is not a corruption of the wish). Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Your mind exploding causes your head to explode as well, IN ADDITION to skull shrapnel killing everyone you hold dear. Not to mention your mind was blown by an incredibly simple explanation of 2+2.I wish that I was a genius who was a black belt in every form of martial arts. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
The Invisible Handman Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 You get your wish but Saxton Hale challenges you to a fight (Forget you chuck).I wish Reality had awesome theme music. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Klak Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Wish granted, but Chuck Norris got angry about your comment. :(I wish Saxton Hale had a BZP account. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Trijhak Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but whoever that is ends up becoming an administrator of BZP and utterly ruins the forums.I wish I could forget bad memories. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Takaru 1111 Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but you forget everything else.I wish I was still alive. Quote
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, but life makes you want to die again.I wish that I was pals with Chuck Norris. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
a goose Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 Granted, But you ask him what time it is.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til."After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.Chuck Norris kicked you so hard it actually altered your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What the Karz was that?"I wish for control of time, that I knew how to control, and I would not accidentally misuse. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) Granted. You have control of time, and you aren't able to misuse it. In fact, you can't misuse it so much, it implodes in on itself causing you and all of time to be destroyed. Way to go.I wish that this wish will be corrupted. Edited November 7, 2011 by Solaris: Toa of Insanity Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 This wish is corrupted by not being corrupted. This results in a universe destroying paradox. (Didn't we do this already? I have an immense sense of Deja Vu)I wish that my Deja Vu would go away. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted November 7, 2011 Posted November 7, 2011 It does but you regret it.I wish for a taco. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You get a taco. It is a weretaco and reverses normality by eating you.I wish I could tame turtles to obey my attack commands. Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
The Lorax Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, bu they also obey everyone elses'I wish for some peace and quiet. Quote
~Xemnas~ Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Greanted, but it's so quiet you go insane!I wish that Kopaka was more sociable. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 He is, and he becomes so social he drives everyone insane, causing World War III.I wish that you mortals could one day come to understand the universe as I see it. Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
TakuaTheAvrahk Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but we then reject your reality and substitute our own.I wish I had my very own legit Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Quote Reshiram, Zekrom + Kyurem MOCs-New-Credit to Phyoohrii!Still wanna Chibi Hero Factory Banner? PM Me!Now on MOCpages! Fave me! ^-^
Skarloth Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted, but when you tried to use it, you were sucked into another dimension, never to return to this one.I wish my headache was gone.-Skar Quote
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted. You have no head, ergo, no headache.I wish that one day, I'll have a large cookie to munch on for hours. Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You get it and it was moldy.I wish for a nintendo 3ds. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~
King Joe Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You get it but the 3D fries your eyes out.I wish that I had a graphics card for my computer that worked and didn't blow up or kill, maim, strand, mind control, blind, or otherwise hurt me, my computer, or anyone else. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Granted. You did say you wanted a graphics card that only blows up, kills, maims, strands, mind controls, blind, and otherwise hurt you, your computer, or anyone else, right?I wish that Modern Warfare 3 would just get here, already! Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
Touko Fukawa Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Modern Warfare arrives, but since you did not specify it was a game, you come home to find people at war in your house, and a re caught in the crossfire.I wish Q came earlier in the alphabet. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 It does, changing the tune of the alphabet song, causing the universe to implode.I wish that I was more patient. Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
Touko Fukawa Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You are so patient, you decide to sit in a chair for the rest of your life, patiently waiting to die.I wish I was more capricious and had a SWEET HAT. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
King Joe Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) This hat is made out of honey. It attracts lots of FLIES. The FLIES cause you to catch a CONTAGIOUS DISEASE and DIE.I wish that I had the power to control anything and everything and I knew how to use it and I would never lose said control. Edited November 8, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You do. In fact you never lose control so much, that the universe just gives up and collapses on you.I wish that chairs had five legs. Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
Touko Fukawa Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 Not being used to it, you accidentaly trip on the 5th leg, hit your head, and die of internal haemoragghing (sp?)I wish it was christmas already. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 It is. You explode for no apparent reason. Merry Christmas!I wish that winter wasn't quite so cold. Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
Field Marshal Rakmon Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) Since nobody else knows christmas is early, you never get any presents.I wish I had a pet Kagharak. Edited November 8, 2011 by Field Marshal RMN Quote Signature Guidelines: Signature may not exceed the 800x300 limit. For more reference use the box located in your signature editor.
Touko Fukawa Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 It does not eat you, but it eats everything else, including the planet, leaving you floating in space alone with it.I wish the person above me had not been ninja'd Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
Field Marshal Rakmon Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 I edit the post.i wish I found Diamonds more often in Minecraft. Quote Signature Guidelines: Signature may not exceed the 800x300 limit. For more reference use the box located in your signature editor.
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) You do. They are fake, though.I wish that something will happen. Edited November 8, 2011 by Solaris: Toa of Insanity Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
Touko Fukawa Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) I edit my post as fast as lightningI wish my foot was fireproof. Edited November 8, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
Field Marshal Rakmon Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 It is, so the fire moves everywhere else except your foot, and you burn to death.I wish all ponies had miniguns. Quote Signature Guidelines: Signature may not exceed the 800x300 limit. For more reference use the box located in your signature editor.
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 They do, and they all end up dead. WE'RE FREE!I wish that I had a few more miniguns myself. Quote Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles.
Touko Fukawa Posted November 8, 2011 Posted November 8, 2011 You get miniguns. Emphasis on MINI. They are so small they are practically useless.I wish for a bowl of candy. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
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