Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 You are besieged by an army of baking lovers who camp outside your house untilyou give them the cupcake.I wish I had a hat that shot lasers. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Well I could say the hat shoots lasers at your face but that would be easy so ...The hat dies in your arms in a drive by shooting, it's last request is that you stop the rampant crime in your city. I wish LotTL became an anti hero to avenge his hat Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted, but while travelling through time he recovered his Fez, and destroyed his anti-hero-ness. I wish for an unlimited supply of uncorruptable wishes. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 You are sued by the International Genie's Association for using pirated wishes. You lose a lawsuit and end up having all your wishes confiscated and lose 413,612,420 pounds/dolars.I wish I owned a safe and profitable taxi service. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted! But it's overpriced, so everyone starts using buses. I wish I owned all the world's buses. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 You own all the buses, oh look the government is stealing them back. I wish Hewkii had a magic bus. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 He runs over Macku, and in his grief joins the Dark Side MakutaI wish I had a magic taxi. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted! There is a Total Event Collapse. I wish Hapori Tohu was not suggested to have Post-Hypnotic Suggestion. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) THE PERSON WHO MADE THAT SUGGESTION WAS EXECUTED FOR HERESY, AS THIS WAS A COMPLETELY UNCORRUPTED WISH YOU SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST! I wish for more capslock Edited October 30, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 EVERY COMPUTER IN THW WORLD BECOMES PERMANENTLY CAPSLOCKED, AND YOU SOON GET SICK OF IT.I WISH THERE WAS NO MORE CAPSLOCK. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 WISH GRanted but Capslock remains in the shadows biding his time to his eventual return. I wish Capslock took over the world. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 capslock takes over THE WORLD, leaving us inhabitants of The World safe and soundi wish i wasn't LotL's split personality. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 You are now LotTL's split split personality. I wish I had enough lazorz Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 since you didn't specify how many lazorz are enought, you get 0.0000001 lazorz.i wish for a pet raccoon/salamander crossbreed. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 You fool you're tampering with things you cannot understand! This abomination is destroying Xia as we speak! Why does Xia always get the giant monsters? Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 because all the smaller mosters migrated to skaro, and all the medium-sized ones wnet to alternia.I wish you had remembered a wish. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 I remember all the wishes except the one you want me to remember. I wish there was less role playing going on. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) all the BZPRPG threads close, and you are flamed and trolled by fans for the rest of your online life.i wish i had a decent therapist. Edited October 30, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted! But since everything is relative, he is decent compared to me. And since I am decent compared to myself, you get me. And I create a vacuum around your head, and you die. Being alive again is so much fun. I wish I would replace Pirok forever. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) you replace him for EVER and eventually die of boredom a few billion years after the end of the universe.i wish i had a professional therapist with a degree in pschycology. Edited October 30, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted! But he's killed, and a serial-killer pretends to be him, then kills you.I wish my comic (which is still a WAP) will be successful.I meant WIP. Curse typos! Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 HA!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO MAKE TYPOS!! I KNEW IT!It becomes so popular that the entire population of Earth attempt to view it at once, crashing BZP for monthsI wish I stole some tarts from the Queen of Hearts. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted. Off with your head!I wish the 3DS didn't generate typos whenever one types in a word it doesn't recognise. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) It produces typos when one types a word it DOES recognise, making it 90% more annoyingI wish Silence would fall. Edited October 30, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) The Silence all fall over, they record this as the second most embarrassing day of their lives, right behind when Steve messed up their plans. I wish Steve the silent was still alive. Edited October 30, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) The reason is stil alive is because he stayed behind, was replaced by a smarter Silent, and the silence are still in control of Earth.I wish I could corrupt a wish about biscuits. Edited October 30, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Wish granted! I wish for biscuits However you will be ninjad and you know it. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Touko Fukawa Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Biscuits shows up with Eggs and they wreck your house.I wish I was psychic. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns)
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted! But when you first use your powers, you suffer a fatal headache. I wish for a non-random GS comic. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Your wish is physically impossible but it happens anyway. The comic is locked away in the necronomicon where other forbidden knowledge lies. I wish Kiina read the Necronomicon. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted! There is a Total Even Collapse. I wish someone PM'ed me and requested to be a GS. *Crosses fingers* Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) S###### Doo Pm's you to be a GS, oh nooooo! I wish Onewa could fly. ps guess which scooby doo character the filter doesn't like? Edited October 30, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted! But he's not very skilled, and hits Hapori Dume's face. I wish Hapori Dume had never been created. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Hapori Dune is replaced by Hapori Makuta who kills Tohu and conquers Bzpower I wish Bzpower was free again. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
a goose Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Granted. But it's free range, so there're a lot of chickens. I wish BZP wasn't free range. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
The Invisible Handman Posted October 30, 2011 Posted October 30, 2011 Bzpower is now Scottish free...FREEEDOM! I wish for infinite lego. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
a goose Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Granted! You are let go, and are now free! I wish I was good at making backgrounds for comics... Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
King Joe Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Granted! You make spectacular backgrounds, but you can't tell a funny joke to save your life.I wish I had more money. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
a goose Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Granted! But it's all stolen. I wish I could write comics that weren't OTT random. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
King Joe Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Granted! They're completely story oriented and dark. They scare people, so nobody reads them.I wish people would post in my comic topic. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
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