The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Snelly]

Granted, you don't exist, and you can't come back. EVER. I wish that I was pure evil.

[Klak]

You become so evil that you asplode. I wish everything here was unwished.

[Touko Fukawa]

Your wish for unwishment is unwished, creating a paradox, which you are trapped in FOREVAH!I wish I had Mind Control powers and knew how to use them.

[The Invisible Handman]

darn ninjaYou can now control the minds of gummi bears, use your power wisely as gummi bears aren't real. I wish I was on fire. (And no killing me is not corrupting the wish)

Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob

[Touko Fukawa]

It is resolved, but you are from a doomed timeline, and spontaneously combust.I wish for a magic pumpkin.

[The Invisible Handman]

What pumpkin? There never was is and will be a pumpkin available for wishing. I wish for a key.

Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob

[Touko Fukawa]

You shoot yourself with it.I wish the Makuta ate sopor slime pies and Krillitane oil.

[The Invisible Handman]

Unfortunately Makuta have no digestive tract so your wish was a complete waste. I wish Makuta had digestive tracts.

Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob

[Touko Fukawa]

All they eat is sopor slime pie and Krillitane oil, resulting in a race of brain-addled, yet genius MaKuTa, which accidently kill you.I wish I didn't know what to wish for.

[The Invisible Handman]

Wish granted but ... it's a big but and I cannot lie I wish LotTL knew what to wish for.

[a goose]

Granted! Due to post-hypnotic suggestion you wish for a Hapori Tohu-worshipping religion.I wish for a large explosion.

[Touko Fukawa]

Since everything is relative, the explosion is large... compared to a quark. Relative to humans, it is too small to see.I wish for an exploding frisbee that will not blow me up.

[The Invisible Handman]

It get's stuck down your throat ... don't ask how. I wish Makuta spontaneously combusted.

[a goose]

Granted. Due to the existence of time-paradoxes, the Reapers eat it.I wish people knew the name of the raccoon in my sig.

[Touko Fukawa]

BLUH X2 NINJA COMBO!!People know, but they go mad from the revelation. Make a SAN check.I wish there was less spontaneous combustion in this topic.

Edited October 29, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords

[a goose]

Total Event Collapses return to existence.I wish people knew my raccoon's name was .

[The Invisible Handman]

They know, but no one knows what matoran language thingy means so they forget it. I wish I knew what Pirok's Raccoon was called in english.

[a goose]

Granted, but the Universe is destroyed due to the revelation.I wish The Invisible Noob would look at the alphabet comparison on the BIONICLE site and translate my raccoon's name himself.

[The Invisible Handman]

Oh look the wish machine broke. If I bothered to read it then I might go insane and kill you ... so that's rather lucky I wish Pirok had less luck

[Touko Fukawa]

All of PtVM's luck is split between Bec Noir, Teridax, and The Master, creating three ridiculously lucky villains, who kill everyone in the universe except you. Then Nikila and Vriska team up and kill you for copying their luck control powers.I wish for a banana fight.

[a goose]

Impossible. Besides, the wish machine is broken...I wish the wish machine wasn't broken.

[Touko Fukawa]

Unfortunatel, we do not have the parts to fix it.we do not have the parts. Guess what happens to PtVM's organs.I wish I stole the batteries for the wish machine.

[a goose]

Granted. But it wants your Av's sonic. Bad luck, 10.I wish the Clockwork Robots wouldn't steal my organs. (And I caught on to that reference even though it's been more than 4 years since I saw that ep.)

[Touko Fukawa]

Congrats on getting reference!They steal your muscles and bones instead.I wish for a pet immortal Stegosaurus who would not hurt me in any way.

[a goose]

Granted! He is told by a mysterious Va-Matoran who used time-control to escape his demise that his brain is smaller than his eye, and kills himself.I wish this Va-Matoran would become a Toa.

[Touko Fukawa]

You become a toa of CHEESE. This power is useless in battle, and you spend an uneventful life as a cheesemaker.I wish I spent an eventful life as a cheesemaker.

[a goose]

Granted! You swap places with me, and end up with skeleton and muscles removed, terrible luck, mild almost serious insanity, and a number of deaths in this topic still to come. Happy Hallowe'en. >=) I wish I was a Toa of Time.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you accidently undo time itself. I wish halo 4 was out.

[a goose]

Granted! But due to being rushed, it is rubbish. I wish I was a Va-Matoran again.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, But you get stepped on by Teridax I wish Terridax knew the price of evil.

[The Invisible Handman]

Teridax learns evil costs 2.99 £ at walmart, get it while it's still cheap. I wish evil was more expensive.

[a goose]

Granted! It's now £3I wish I had UNLIMITED POWER!

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you can only use 20% of it. I wish I didn't start seriously thinking about that.

[The Invisible Handman]

You become a hammy old super villain like Emperor Palpatine or Davros.You become the anti Rainbow dash I wish for a bomb to destroy REALITY ITSELF! (and no killing me with the rest of reality is not a subversion)

[Steelsheen]

Granted, but someone figures out how to recreate reality, and does it so they are the king of everything, and you are the scullery maid.I wish I had a Kanohi Kaukau.

Edited October 29, 2011 by Hahli Historian

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, it's infected I wish I was 20% cooler

[The Invisible Handman]

ninja120% of 0 is still 0. I wish I knew what scullery is.

Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob

[a goose]

Granted, but I've already changed the meaning of every word in the dictionary to raccoon, so it's raccoon.I wish I had a fully functional non-backfireable indestructible Sonic Probe.

[King Joe]

You get a probe for testing a blue supersonic hedgehog. Unfortunately, he doesn't take to being probed very well. Did you know that blue quills hurt as much as regular ones? I wish I could make Sonic R work on my computer!

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but now nothing else works I wish I had an uncorrupted cupcake.