The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Ankarus]

Granted. Sadly, most of the posts are spam. I wish that I could erase all annoying commercials.

[King Joe]

GRANTED! IT'S ALL BILLY MAYS NOW! HE'S FAR MORE INTERESTING!I WISH I COULD SELL STUFF LIKE BILLY MAYS!

[Knight Lautrec]

Granted. You now also share the current state of living that Billy Mays currently has. That is, dead.I wish there were no such thing as violence. Kind of ironic coming from a guy with a Clockwork Orange avatar.

[Snelly]

Granted, but now the military and policemen are all unemployed...thanks a lot. I wish I would actually get enough sleep for once.

[The Lorax]

Granted, you go into a coma. I wish Snelly would wake up for once.

[a goose]

Granted, but it's in an alternate dimension.I wish I could fly.

[The Invisible Handman]

You believe you can fly ...Till you got shot down by the FBYAll you wanted was a bag of chipsBut now they've gone and broken your hips. I wish that my wish was corrupted in rhyme.

[King Joe]

Granted! It's corrupted in time! Oh you meant rhyme? Sorry.I wish that time and thyme didn't sound the same.

[The Invisible Handman]

You get the stupidity beaten out of you by an angry noob who obviously isn't me. I wish Maku got pudding.

[Snelly]

Granted, it's sugar free. I wish I had a Death Note. (If you don't know what that is look it up at least before you grant my wish.)

[Touko Fukawa]

You accidentally write GregF's name while trying to remember it.I wish I was a cheesemaker.

[Snelly]

Granted, you literally become a cheese making machine. I wish that I could have a lifetime supply of cheese.

[a goose]

Granted! The moon hits you on the head. Wait, it's made of rock? Oops.I wish there was a border between Mexico and Canada. (Kudos to anyone who gets that reference)

[Klak]

(I somewhat see what you did there) Granted, but the United States gets angry, and takes over both countries. I wish my beard grew longer.

[Snelly]

It starts to grow at 1 inch per min, and keeps growing and growing and growing.... I wish I was a Toa of Air.

Edited November 1, 2011 by Snelly

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but very few can understand you, because of your treespeak. I wish I was industructable, and could turn invisiable at will.

Edited November 1, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth

[King Joe]

Granted, but people bump into you a lot, and you get lonely being the last person to live through the apocalypse.I wish I could decide.

[Snelly]

Granted, you decide to stop want-wishing I wish that I could speak-talk proper English again instead of tree-talking.

Edited November 2, 2011 by Snelly

[Knight Lautrec]

Granted! You now are fluent in gibberish.I wish more religion was eradicated.

[Ankarus]

Granted, but it's Greek mythology that is diminished. I wish that there would be no more awkward wishes like the one above.

[Knight Lautrec]

The mighty Tohu rejects your wish.I wish Bionicle would return to its former glory.

[The Invisible Handman]

You go back in time to the year 2000. I wish I had too much lego.

[King Joe]

You drown. In plastic building toys.I wish that I knew what to make for breakfast.

[Touko Fukawa]

You know you should make sushi for breakfast. Sadly, you have no idea how.I wish I could fly like a bird!

[Snelly]

Granted, you are now a nuclear warhead.I wish that I could establish a moon base.

[Makuta Matata]

Granted, except you left your suit on Earth, suffocated and died horribly.Just kidding.Granted, but you are never allowed back to Earth unless there is an emergency because you have a Moon Base to take care of.I wish that the PlayStation Vita could just come out already!

[Snelly]

Granted, but they're put on recall when they are found to be defective, and Nintendo buys Sony.I wish that I had an unlimited supply of minions.

Edited November 2, 2011 by Snelly

[a goose]

Granted! But they're all like Thrasher. (Skulduggery Pleasant reference)I wish I had super-powers!

[King Joe]

GRANTED! You can shapeshift. Into a dead raccoon. Unfortunately, you can't shapeshift back.I wish I could control Energy and had complete control over my control. (CONTROLCEPTION!!!)

[The Invisible Handman]

Granted but someone else controls your control over your control.I wish Icarax was loyal to Teridax

[Simulacrum]

Granted, but then Gorast is loyal to misirex, and kills them both.I wish that the world was perfect.

Edited November 2, 2011 by Lord Darkon

[The Invisible Handman]

You spontaneously combust.I wish I had a monkey's paw, the wishing sort to be exact.

[a goose]

Granted, but Anthony Horowitz kills you.I wish I created a theorem which explained relativity.

[Simulacrum]

Granted! And then your head explodes.I wish we were visited by NICE aliens.

[a goose]

Granted! But they are kidnapped by Silurians, who pretend to be them, and KILL YOU!I wish for a Total Event Collapse.

[Portalfig]

Granted, all events are totally collapsed, leaving you everywhere at once. With a banana. In a monkey suit. FOREVA. (wat)I wish that my wishes weren't corruptible.

[The Invisible Handman]

Your face get's corrupted instead.I wish Nuju ascended to a higher plane of existance.

[King Joe]

Granted! But you get no more wishes.I wish that wasn't so easy... I didn't have to think at all...EDIT: STINKIN NINJAS!!Granted, The plane of existance has complete control over you. And Nuju don't like you.I wish I had a pizza of normal size and shape that wasn't burnt that I could eat.

Edited November 2, 2011 by King Joe

[Roablin]

You could eat it and it got you sick.I wish I had a trillion bazillion quintillion plexigoooglion wishes and they all came true and i lived happily ever after and nothing went wrong and I went to heaven and I loved every second of my life and it all was real.

[King Joe]

GRANTED! Owait, I accidentally gave it to your <insert close relative here>. So sorry...I wish that I didn't lose my call...