The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[The Invisible Handman]

You get all the cookies, unfortunately the world is being destroyed by meteors as we speak. I wish I had a fedora

[- JL -]

Granted. But then your hair smells like bad stuff. I wish I have the powers of the storm - air, water and lightning.

Edited October 28, 2011 by Jl1223 X

[a goose]

Granted, but you don't know how to control them.I wish that my jokes were accepted as funny, if possible.

[spyder ryder]

They are so funny that everyone laughs themselves to death, and you are charged with wreckless homicide. I wish that Vezon became president of the universe.

[King Joe]

EDIT: NO! I CAN'T HAVE BEEN NINJA'D!Granted, but he executes everyone he doesn't like the look of. You were the first.I wish I had an unlimited supply of completely uncorruptable wishes. Thus, I could fix mistakes made by previous wishes. yay!

Edited October 28, 2011 by King Joe

[- JL -]

Granted, but then everyone would laugh so hard they all died from laughter and you wouldn't be able to tell any more jokes. I wish the BZRPG wasn't SOO FRIGGIN SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!! (Darth Vader NOOOOOO)

[a goose]

JL, you got NINJA'D! Two Ninja'ings in a row.Anyhow, the BZPRPG becomes so fast that it's over by the time you finally click 'post'.I wish my website got more visitors.

[Touko Fukawa]

Granted, but 92% of the new visitors are sending it malware. The other 8% are spambots.I wish for a dish of incorruptible fish.

[Ankarus]

Granted, but, sadly, you choke on the fish and have to go to the emergency room. I wish I had a Ferrari 458 Italia that it made out of indestructable meterial and is completely thief-proof.

[Touko Fukawa]

Someone puts a bomb in it, killing you. (But the car's fine, of course.)I wish that the person below me would not corrupt my wish.

[a goose]

Granted! The engine doesn't work.I wish others would recognise my genius.

[King Joe]

Granted! You are now forced to work in a lab 24/7, designing new kinds of raccoons. You soon develop a hatred for raccoons.I wish I wasn't ninja'd earlier.

[The Invisible Handman]

You enroll at a secret ninja school to become a time travelling ninja. You successfully pass though training and use your new found powers to change the past ...and then you explode for no raisin.

[Touko Fukawa]

You spontaneously combust because you did not post a wish. Also I don't se why the person above you would want a raisin anyway, let alone explode about it..I wish I was a GIANT DRAGON OF DEATH , immortal, and permanently happy no matter what.

[a goose]

You forgot to wish! And why didn't he get any raisins?I wish that the world accepted our raccoon overlords.

[Touko Fukawa]

The world accepts raccoon overlords, who have you executed.I wish the person above me hadn't been ninja'd.

[a goose]

Granted. I was not ninja'd, I ninja'd you.I wish my raccoon overlords had infinite respect for me.

[Touko Fukawa]

Unfortunately, said raccoon overlords live on pluto, meaning they have no way to tell you of their respect, meaning you spend the rest of your life depressed and mistakenly believing they hate you.I wish for some perfectly safe and healthy chocolate which will make me immortal.

[a goose]

Granted, but you accidentally eat the non-safe, explosive chocolate instead.I wish my BZPRPG characters were canon.

[Touko Fukawa]

They are canon, using up the last of LEGO's legal names list, ending BIONICLE forever. You are then murdered by a mob of angry fans.I wish I had a 7-pupiled left eye.

Edited October 28, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords

[a goose]

Granted, but someone mistakes your eye for a cheese-grater, and a side-effect of your over-wishing has given you lactose intolerance.I wish my subconscious was not a pyromaniac.

[Roablin]

Granted, but your concious becomes a pryomaniac. You start a fire an are thrown in prison. I wish I was named Bob.

Edited October 28, 2011 by Roablin

[a goose]

Granted, but your last name becomes Stormageddon, and people refer to you as that, 'cause it's far more interesting than Bob.I wish I was the temporary ruler-of-the-universe to-be.

[The Invisible Handman]

You rule the universe for a second, specifically you rule the universe during it's last second when it explodes for a raisin. I wish I remembered to make a wish.

[a goose]

Granted! You wished to be my slave, due to post-hypnotic suggestion.I wish you would jump off a cliff, slave!

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but when The Invisible Noob hits the ground, he survives, and becomes free. I wish A7X did the music for LoMN.

[Touko Fukawa]

THe music shatters glass, destroyeing TV's everywhere.I wish I had a Pie.

Edited October 28, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords

[Trijhak]

Granted, but... The pie is alive and carnivorous, its main source of food being humans. Unsurprisingly, it eats you. I wish wishing was not illegal.

[The Invisible Handman]

Well it never was illegal so nothing happens. I wish Nuju was too cool to live (and no killing him will not count as corrupting the wish)

[a goose]

Granted! He falls into a coma.I wish The Invisible Noob was my slave again.

[King Joe]

He is! BUT... He only understands newbie speak. You cannot tell him to do anything. I wish I had Sonic Generations and Sonic Unleashed.

[Oblitus]

Granted, but all ther generations rally against you untill the Sonic dog was unleashed, bringing chaos to the world. I wish aliens were real.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you will be assimilated, resitance is futile. I wish Gali Mistika was less ugly.

[TakuaTheAvrahk]

Granted, but yo mama is now ugly. I wish Titan-Taka (08) came with gold parts.

[a goose]

Granted! But they use solid gold, thus only five were made, and they each costed £9,000,000,000,000. Sorry. I wish I had a Dalek.

[Touko Fukawa]

Granted, but it's the old emperor and therefore incapable of moving or doing anything much.I wish the Daleks and the BoM got together and had a big party with sopor slime pies and nachos.

[a goose]

Granted, but the Cybermen crash the party and delete the Prime Minister. I wish you could figure out my favourite number.

[Touko Fukawa]

I figure it out by reading your mind. Cult of Skaro style. Ouch.I wish I had a perfectly safe and healthy pie of immortality and that there were no similiar-looking damgerous things anywhere near.

[a goose]

Granted! You eat the dangerous and unhealthy pie of death and dismemberment. (You made a typo. Twice. You said similiar, and you said damgerous.) I wish I wouldn't die anymore.

[Touko Fukawa]

CURSE YOU TYPOS!! CUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!! !! !! !! Granted. You are put in a coma till the end of the universe.I wish SBURB and TRON were real games.