The Invisible Handman Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 A lone roomba vacuum tries to kill it's human master in vain. I wish everyone in the Bionicle universe was oh so slightly more awesome. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Steelsheen Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but everyone is now just slightly more awesome than you. (gasp)I wish I lived near a beach. Quote Current Epic: Life is a Blank - last post Jan. 22 My Library: The Esoteric Athenaeum Member of the Epic Critics' Club
Klak Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 You do, but the beach is polluted. I wish I could stop time with a Vahi. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
The Invisible Handman Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 You've stopped time, but you can't start it. I wish Kiina caught fire Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Zahaki Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, But you were standing to close, you also caught on fire. I wish I had PopCorn to eat while I watched. Quote Art:Antique Bionicle Cards:Comics:The Guardians of Gevra-Nui:The Legends of Taladi-Nui:Terrible Comics:Signature Under-construction.
Steelsheen Posted October 22, 2011 Posted October 22, 2011 Granted, but the popcorn is covered in that fake, sticky squirt cheese.I wish that Dalu was nicer. Quote Current Epic: Life is a Blank - last post Jan. 22 My Library: The Esoteric Athenaeum Member of the Epic Critics' Club
The Lorax Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but everyone else gets nastier to compensate. I wish it would stop raining. Quote
Squishyfrog Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but it starts hailing flaming minivans instead. I wish it would snow in Florida during the winter. Quote
Alice Snek Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but now it doesn't snow anywhere else. Thanks for taking the fun away dude. I wish I was tall. Quote All of life is a journey, and the journey is not about how high you climb or how far you walk. It is about what you learn on the way, and how you choose to use that knowledge.
Trad Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 you become so tall that your head is in outer space and you hit some space junk. I wish that everyone knows what is an erhu. Quote "Wer Traumt?"
Zahaki Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but no one cares. I wish that teachers stop thinking all kids use 'KanohiBook' Quote Art:Antique Bionicle Cards:Comics:The Guardians of Gevra-Nui:The Legends of Taladi-Nui:Terrible Comics:Signature Under-construction.
The Invisible Handman Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 (edited) Your wish is granted, now all kids use 'KanohiBook' and teachers know it. I wish Jaller caught fire. Edited October 23, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Klak Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted. He literally catches fire, and throws it on you. (I'll go get the fire hydrant) I wish Zaktann was a famous actor. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Ghosthands Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but he becomes the Bionicle equivalent of Charlie Sheen. I wish the drumming would stop... Quote
~Allegretto~ Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but the trumpet-playing starts! I wish I didn't have to go to work. Quote
Trijhak Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted. You now have to go to school 24/7. I wish that I was a shelf. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
The Lorax Posted October 23, 2011 Posted October 23, 2011 Granted, but many blocks of smelly cheese are placed on you. I wish the All Blacks won the world cup! Quote
Astrotorical Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted: Riots are caused throughout Australia I wish for world peace Quote axonn, trying to excape my signature
Dralcax Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted. The world is blown to peaces.I wish for a perfect year of Bionicle Quote
Takaru 1111 Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but it makes 2001 look sucky in comparison.I wish I had the Axalara T9. Quote
~Allegretto~ Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but you lose it. Somehow. I wish that the world was a better place. Quote
Trijhak Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 The world gets replaced by a place literally named 'A Better Place'. This also means you no longer exist. I wish that I was an explosive. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Squishyfrog Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but you get near some sort of fire which sets you off and destroys your place of residence and blows out all the power in the tri-county area. I wish that I could dance. Quote
~Allegretto~ Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but you don't have any music to dance to. I wish it wasn't so late. Quote
Trad Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but time reverses to the start of time, so you don't exist. I wish that everyone would read my blog and help with my RPG that I am working on. Quote "Wer Traumt?"
Astrotorical Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Everyone does, you are given hundreds of notifications, and the help with your RPG is terrible I wish everyone knew how to spell(reference: blown to peaces? /no ) Quote axonn, trying to excape my signature
The Invisible Handman Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 And now everyone know's how to spell in ancient greek, not that everyone know's what the words mean. I wish Velika realized his destiny. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Alice Snek Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 He does, his destiny is to kill you. I wish there were more of that. Quote All of life is a journey, and the journey is not about how high you climb or how far you walk. It is about what you learn on the way, and how you choose to use that knowledge.
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 wish granted that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I wish that the world was flat. Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System
a goose Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but you were on the side, and fall off and die. I wish that I was invincible. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill
Trijhak Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted. Your Invincibility means you outlive everyone you know and the universe. As a result, you have no-one to talk to, nothing to do. I wish that I was a master of chaos. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
The Invisible Handman Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) You turn into Azathoth, hey look you just lost the ability for rational thought or eyesight that you'd need to abuse your new found power. I wish for a pet Ussal Crab Edited October 24, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
~Allegretto~ Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but it hates you. I wish horse-drawn horse-drawn carriages were real. Quote
Squishyfrog Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but they let out poisonous gases that cause a post-apocalyptic Earth. I wish I could type. Quote
Dark_Stranger Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) Grraugh ninjas.Ahem...granted. It was exchanged for your ability to spell. Happy?I wish Krika were still alive. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, / And with strange aeons even death may die." Edited October 24, 2011 by Great Cthulhu Quote
Squishyfrog Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but he kills everyone else. I wish I could read. Quote
The Invisible Handman Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) You can read, the Necronomicon and nothing else. I wish I knew what to wish for. Edited October 24, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Squishyfrog Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 Granted, but you forget. I wish everyone in the world had one hundred dollars in their hand right now and forever to spend or whatever. Quote
Snelly Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) Granted, but the currency becomes so inflated that the money is worthless. (I took economics in college, HA!) I wish I knew what KanohiBook was (Seriously, what is it? A book about kanohi masks? ) Edited October 24, 2011 by Snelly Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar
spyder ryder Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 You go mad from the revelation of what it is. I wish that everyone was mad. Quote
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