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Potter Is Not Bran

On a Harry Potter fansite, there is a caption contest held every so often using various Harry Potter related pictures. A few months ago, I gave an entry for one of the rounds and it was rather well received and was once voted the number one caption on the site (it has since been knocked down to 7, but it has yet to fall off the list).   Recently, I did a Google search and found that I accidentally spawned somewhat of a fad, which was pleasantly surprising. Now, since I'm not as well-known in

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Thief!

So this morning my dad got ready for work as usual and went into the garage only to come back inside a few minutes later to report that it had been broken into last night. Some loose change was missing along with random things like a pair of gloves he kept in his car.   Now here's the annoying part: I probably could've stopped this.   My room is right by the garage and as I was up late on the computer, I thought I heard a noise like the side door to the garage opening, but I just dismissed it

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What Is This I Don't Even

So I was procrastinating today.   "Whoa, SPIRIT was procrastinating? Stop the presses!"     So I decided to see what this whole Twitter craze was about and went to check out the site. On the main page, they've got like this search bar, so I thought to myself, hey, why don't I see if people are tweeting about BIONICLE?   So I search for some random BIONICLE words and while I'm sifting through the results when I come upon a series of... just weird tweets. I don't know if this is a prank or

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Stocks With Spirit

And now for a brief review of recent stock trends with our financial expert SPIRIT.   Shares in ORLY dropped 0.27 points, AFK dropped 0.34 points, BRB dropped 0.05 points, GTG remained neutral, IMHO dropped 0.670 points, and BFF remained neutral.   Truly this is not a good day for stocks humorously bearing the names of common Internet abbreviations.

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A Word Of Advice This Christmas

Hey, folks. It's the time of year where kids from 1 to 92 are writing their letters to ol' Santa Claus and before you finish, allow someone who has experienced many Christmases to give you a piece of advice that he has learned from the ages.   You might be asking yourself, "what platform should I get this game on? Nintendo DS or one of the consoles?" The answer to this is quite simple:   DO NOT GET A MULTI-PLATFORM GAME FOR THE NINTENDO DS.   99/100 times, it will result in disappointment.

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Paradox-free Time Travel

"Paradox-free time travel? Now I know you're crazy, SPIRIT."   This has been bugging me lately, so I felt I needed to get it off my mind. So listen well, sirs and madams, while I explain the mechanics and feasibility of time travel that doesn't have to interfere with physics or logic as does much of the time travel we see in popular media.   Parallel Universes   First thing's first. For paradox-free time travel to be possible, we need to assume that there are parallel universes or timeline

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Two Places At Once!

That's right, folks, I've been hit with the classic sitcom conundrum of wanting to be two places at the same time. If anyone had a Time Turner or fast car they'd be willing to lend me, that'd be great.

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This Isn't The End!

Well, it might be the end of BIONICLE, but it's not the end of me.   For those who have been wondering whether I'm coming out with a new Flash video or writing anything else after my comedy, the answer is yes, but they won't to be about BIONICLE.   I plan to still create stuff, but I think it's high time I started making something a little more original than the BIONICLE-based projects I've saddled myself with these past six years. I'll try to keep you guys updated on what I'm up to, but at t

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Sets Forum

Well, my first set of acts as Forum Leader of Sets was to pretty much burn the place down and rebuild from the ashes. Check out the new rules and new Official Topics and familiarize yourself with them.   Or else.

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Nightmares And Impossibilites

Words that mean nothing to SPIRIT, for he does not dream... and his power makes all things possible!   Yes, Black Six has rearranged who works in which forum and so I have been moved out of Short Stories, the Voting Booth, and Comics and I have been moved into Software and Movies & Books. Not only that, but I have been made head Forum Leader of Sets and Software, which means that in those forums, I am unstoppable!   For those who are having trouble keeping track, here are the forums SPIR

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Calling All Texans

Hello LEGO fans of Texas. As you may or may not know, LEGO has released a promotional website for LEGO Universe called www.bradfordrant.org.   On this site, the goal is to find LEGO pods that have been scattered around the globe and can be found with GPS coordinates. I have calculated the point of intersection between the current batch of coordinates and have determined that there is a pod at (32.845, -98.17), just west of Fort Worth, Texas. If I understand the game correctly, you can find y

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Macadamia Nuts

Hello, world.   My sources have recently informed me of a rash of atrocities performed by a man masquerading as "Black Six" (pictured here). Mr. Six has been quoted many times saying hateful things about the fruit of the Macadamia tetraphylla plant, more commonly referred to as the macadamia nut. The following is a quote which may or may not have been said by him and which may or may not have been about macadamia nuts.   "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of th

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Masterful Plan

So I'm doing a random online survey, and I get this question:   A Hectic Morning:   Your dog wakes you up at 8:00am because your alarm clock has failed to wake you up. Taking a look at your dog, you realize he desperately needs to be groomed, and let outside to do his business. You have a 2-hour exam at 8:30am and the last bus that will get you there on time leaves at 8:15am.You realize you should probably shower, and you feel a little sick and hungry due to lack of sleep from cramming for you

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Silly Dvds

Just for kicks the other day, I decided to check out the Spanish and French audio on my TLR DVD just to hear how the characters sounded and to see how well I could follow (since I also speak French and Spanish). To give myself a hand, I turned on the subtitles only to find that some genius had decided to translate the subtitles and the actual audio separately! So while the same message comes across, the wording between the subtitles and the non-English dialogue is different!   Now, before we

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Wireless Success

Well, it took some fiddling about, but I've finally managed to get my Nintendo Wi-Fi USB Connector working again, which means that now I can start playing Nintendo DS games against people over the Internet once more. If you have any of the games listed in the content block marked Gaming Info, drop me a PM and hopefully we'll be able to face each other. I'm particularly keen on getting a game of Civilization Revolution going to see if beating the computer on Deity level is actually something to

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Cool Stuff

In case you haven't seen already, here's some cool stuff I've recently released on BZP.   1) Comedy Trailer: a trailer I made for my comedy just for fun. There are some TLR clips, so that's pretty cool.   2) The Awesomest TLR Spoof: yep, it's another one of my famous movie spoofs, come check it out!   3) One of Us Music Video: a music video I made, using clips from TLR, based on the song One of Us by Joan Osborne.   4) One Last Hope Music Video: another music video made with TLR clips, this

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Sneaky Little Hobbitses

They stole it from us... sneaky little Hobbitses! Wicked, tricksy, false!   As you may or may not remember, I posted a joke in my blog for the heck of it, right after checking on Google that it hadn't already been made and that there were no variations on it.   So I'm in the hospital with my broken leg, when my parents bring me the July 2009 issue of the Canadian Reader's Digest. What do I find on page 25, but a joke submitted by one Phillip Tilley:   How come Sherlock Holmes never paid any

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Car Crash

In the words of Hagrid, "A CAR CRASH!? A car crash kill Lily an' James Potter?! It's an outrage! It's a scandal!"   As is such, I had a car crash and did not die. But I broke all three bones in my right leg. I tell you this now from my laptop on the hospital Wifi. Don't expect a lot of activity from me in the near future.   I've already had surgery and they've taken my off the morphine. I'm doing well, considering.   UPDATE ON July 15th: they've taken out all my staples and I'm home now.

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Hey, Wildfire Readers!

Have you seen my entry for Epics Contest #8 yet? It chronicles a surprising twist on the events in Chapter 33 of Wildfire (i.e. the Jaller vs. Vakama chapter) and above all, it contains a huge explosion!   Gape in awe as minor characters are given DEPTH.   Be amazed at the introduction of a NEW WEAPON.   And like I said before, there's a HUGE EXPLOSION.   Read it TODAY.   This blog entry was sponsored by the Boost SPIRIT's Ego Corporation™

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New From R K Labs Inc.

Take a look at the first word ten words in the Pronunciation Guide.   More to come as I find the time to make them.   So, what do you think?   EDIT: Alright, the first 10 are up.

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7000th Birthday

I just did the math and I missed it by a few days! :annoyed2:   Oh, not the 7000th year since my birth, but rather the 7000th day. If my calculations are correct, I experienced my 7000th sunrise on June 6th, 2009 (it looked just like all the other ones, mind you). From now on I guess I'll have to go back to expressing my age in days like a newborn child. Today, for instance, I turned 7005 days old.

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Xi

Has anyone else beaten Xi on Playstation Home yet (or even heard about it, for that matter )? I did this morning and managed to secure myself three shiny trophies.   But I will admit it, I had copious amounts of help from online walkthroughs.

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Nuhvok-kal Cd

Hi, friends. Do you or someone you know have the mini CD that came with Nuhvok-Kal? Would you like to help your favourite Reference Keeper with the BIONICLE Reference Center's Pronunciation Guide?   If you said "yes" to both of these then SPIRIT needs your help and would really appreciate you PMing him for more information.   If you said "yes" to the first one and "no" to the second then you are a cruel and heartless human being.   EDIT: I don't know what's on the Rahkshi CDs, but if they

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