Thanks a lot, Internet, but you've ruined cookies for me. :angry:
I, for one, have always been a staunch supporter of offering people cookies sarcastically for non-accomplishments, but I'm afraid that it's gone too far and such phrases like "good for you, have a cookie" or "you deserve a cookie" have become cliché, overused, and watered down.
Are you proud of yourself, Internet?! Would you like a cook-- wait... :annoyed2:
On a completely unrelated note, there are tiny white bugs livi
And unlike the emperor's, mine are visible... only to smart people, though.
So yeah, I bit the bullet and went shopping for clothes: one of the few things that can't really be sped up by doing preliminary research online, sadly. All in all, I'm satisfied with what I got. The main goal of the mission was to replace the clothes that the paramedics cut off of me after my car crash last summer. What really sucks is that everything I was wearing was new too.
But, what's done is done. Gott
Calling all operatives of the Collective Alliance for the North American Domination Aspiration (C.A.N.A.D.A).
Everything continues to go according to our designs and those living in the United States suspect nothing. The operatives placed within BZPower (particularly our operative who has been promoted to administrator) are continuing their functions as usual and we are working to embed ourselves deeper into the website. Now proceeding to initiate plan Sigma Tiger-Shrimp 24.
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What wa
So, hello everyone. Been kinda busy lately and I just thought I'd catch you guys up to speed on what's been going on.
As some of you may or may not know, I had a birthday on April 8th. As far as birthdays go, it was pretty lame. It was the second last day of class, so in wanting to know what to study for exams, I wasn't able to go home and instead had to stick around during the 8th and the 9th. I played a bit of LEGO Universe, so that was okay, but that was about it... The actual celebrat
Alright, BZPower. I know I'm generally not a very serious guy, but there come times when the joking must stop. I come to you about a very serious issue that I believe everyone should be aware of.
A bonobo chimpanzee by the name of Kanzi has discovered many troubling things in the past few years. He can use sign language, recognize pictograms, make fire, cook food, make tools, use knives, and even play video games.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Throw out your zombie plans; the ape
No one is out to get you.
No one at all.
Your life is boring and you are not the centre of some dastardly plot.
Get over it.
Actually, now that I think about it, there is someone out to get you:
Me, if you don't stop harping on about your irrational fears! :angry:
That is all.
What should I ask for for my birthday this year? I'm thinking maybe something like video games (preferably nothing with insane amounts of gore), but I'm open to suggestions.
Well, it's been long overdue (considering how quick I revamped the Sets forum), but I've finally redone the Software rules. The forum's a bit more exclusive now, but on the other hand, there are less official topics to keep track of as well as less irrelevant topics to have to sift through.
So come one, come all, let's rekindle some discussion about software... or something...
Stop it! Stop it now! :angry:
To quote The Hobbit:
Not entirely what I'm getting at, but it's a good starting point at how vague our small talk is.
What really grinds my gears is when people use qualifying adjectives (e.g. good, nice, beautiful, gorgeous, splendid, miserable, terrible, etc.) to objectively describe the weather. What I'm saying is, what the heck is "good" weather and who decides this?!
Does it mean that the sun is shining, there are little or no clouds, there is no
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What does it mean?
Why, that is the pattern of the scars on my right leg (going from top to bottom) left behind by the stitches from my operation back in July, written in ancient Mayan numerals. Or could it have some deeper significance? (If you can think of one, let me know).
And speaking of my leg, I'm probably at 90-95% right now. I can do all the basics, it's just things like maintaining my foot's arch and full range of motion in my knee that are holdi
This last couple of weeks has been quite the whirlwind for me. Millions of things due in school, not to mention Reading Week, so here's what I've been up to lately.
Just before reading week, my professors decided to make everything due at once. Wasn't that nice of them? After finally stressing and fighting my way through a seemingly endless pile of assignments, it was suddenly Reading Week, but it was no time for relaxing.
No sir, no relaxing at all. Some people from my church and I wo
I just felt this bore saying.
When forming your opinion on a controversial subject, or your world view in general for that matter, I would hope that you can remember the somewhat oxymoronic words of Obi-Wan Kenobi:
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"
So yes, technically in saying that, he is calling himself a Sith, but it's an important message nonetheless. Nothing is black and white, might I stress NOTHING at all. What political party you support, what religion you observe, what forms
I hope that got your attention.
I saw the movie about a month ago and I have a fairly neutral opinion of it. Sure there was a lot of impressive CGI and stuff, but for some reason I'm not seeing how it became the number one selling movie of all time or why I keep hearing about people desperately wishing to go to Pandora.
I can pretty much trace this back to the sense of nausea the 3D effects of the movie induced in me, so as impartially as you can, I'd appreciate hearing what exactly it is
I refuse to make a group or fanpage on one of those social networking sites, so I'm going to make a blog entry about this.
Do you ever find yourself sitting in class, bored, and you decide to take apart your pen and put it back together... several times?
Let me know if you do so I don't feel weird about compulsively doing it, myself.
Let the record show that I am psychic.
From nearly 3 years ago.
I called the release of LEGO Harry Potter done by Traveller's Tales.
Not only that, but I'm going to make another prediction based on other things I've seen and read lately: this will be one of the greatest games of all time.
Something weird I just found out today. I am exactly one day older than Kristen Stewart, famous star of the Twilight movies...
What happened to my acting career?
Alright, here are two things that have been bugging me lately in how people are speaking incorrectly.
1) Know your past participles.
What is a past participle? That's the word that goes after the axillary (usually some form of the verb "to have") in tenses that describe the past.
For instance, "I have seen thousands of cars in my lifetime". The word "seen" is the past participle.
Some common slip ups I've noticed lately:
-To beat => I have beaten NOT I have beat
-To bite =&g
Unfortunately, this is the sort of idea I could never get away with, but maybe in posting it, someone slightly cleverer than me will be able to devise a way to profit from it.
Now, let me start off by saying that I don't get the appeal of professional sports. I just cannot bring myself to care who wins or who loses or follow a tournament at all in any sport. They're just people who are being paid an insane amount of money to play a game against another group of such people. Granted, they'r
Well, after the 25th, I pretty much dropped off the face of the map as I celebrated Christmas and took an extended break from BZP. As I understand, there were subsequent riots in the street due to this absence, but fear not citizens -- I am back!
So here's what I've been up to lately...
Being the careful planner that I am, I went Christmas shopping on the 23rd. The mall was packed and selection was limited, but I somehow managed to get exactly what I was looking for. I got in a lot of d
