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Potter Is Not Bran


SPIRIT

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On a Harry Potter fansite, there is a caption contest held every so often using various Harry Potter related pictures. A few months ago, I gave an entry for one of the rounds and it was rather well received and was once voted the number one caption on the site (it has since been knocked down to 7, but it has yet to fall off the list).

 

Recently, I did a Google search and found that I accidentally spawned somewhat of a fad, which was pleasantly surprising. Now, since I'm not as well-known in the Harry Potter fandom as I am in the BIONICLE one, I thought I'd take this opportunity to state that I did, in fact, write this caption that has taken the Internet by storm.

 

For those interested, here are the picture and caption:

 

2009-03-15t.jpg

 

Cedric: So. How is it that you - a skinny boy with no extraordinary acting talent - managed to defeat the greatest actor of all time? How did you escape with nothing but eight movies, while Robert Pattinson's powers were destroyed?

Harry: Why do you care how I escaped? Pattinson was after your time...

Cedric: Pattinson is my past, present and future, Harry Potter...

*Cedric pulls Harry's wand from his pocket and begins to trace it through the air, writing two shimmering words*

ROBERT PATTINSON

*Then, Cedric waves the wand once, and the letters of his name rearrange themselves*

POTTER IS NOT BRAN

Harry: Um... so?

Cedric: You know, that made a lot more sense in my head...

 

Granted, there's no real proof that the person you know as SPIRIT and the author of that were the same person, but I offer this as evidence, from which I took inspiration for the caption and which was written several weeks earlier.

 

In summation, I am funny no matter which fandom I'm in. B)

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It's posts like these that make me wish BZP had a 'like' button.

*Swert Likes this*

 

Awesome stuff SPI. Glad to know you're a comedian in everything you like.

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