Ewoks. Zombie apocalypses are ridiculous, and impossible to start.

Look at it like this: You die, and your corpse is absorbed into the mass. That means we're talking Reanimated dead, Romero shufflers. They have to go toe-to-toe with what they once were to eat and reproduce. That's like you having to fight a lion every single time you wanted to do the same. Except his lion is also a Nobel prize winner, and can use tools you never could.

Now, since these are corpses, you have to remember what corpses do best. Rot. And I'm not going to go into what extremem temperatures do to dead bodies in interest of appetite, but let me say this. You've got a bunch of dead teddy bears who are barely holding together, shuffling along against an enemy who is faster, stronger, and smarter than them, and who they need to eat and reproduce.

Zombies lose, every time.

Ewoks. Zombie apocalypses are ridiculous, and impossible to start.

 

Look at it like this: You die, and your corpse is absorbed into the mass. That means we're talking Reanimated dead, Romero shufflers. They have to go toe-to-toe with what they once were to eat and reproduce. That's like you having to fight a lion every single time you wanted to do the same. Except his lion is also a Nobel prize winner, and can use tools you never could.

 

Now, since these are corpses, you have to remember what corpses do best. Rot. And I'm not going to go into what extremem temperatures do to dead bodies in interest of appetite, but let me say this. You've got a bunch of dead teddy bears who are barely holding together, shuffling along against an enemy who is faster, stronger, and smarter than them, and who they need to eat and reproduce.

 

Zombies lose, every time.

Stalemate, because this happens once you run out of Ewoks. Even if the Zombies win, they lose.

Ewoks

Good point Xaeraz. Switch my vote to Ewoks.

I'm going to go with zombies here, despite my liking of ewoks beating everything. Ewoks are too clingy to their dead, and when the dead are the enemy and bite back, that is not good practice.

Ewoks.

Endor, where the battle HAS to take place for it to be Ewoks, is rather wet. Water and Dead bodies don't equal a win.

Zombies, basically for the reason that xccj stated. Of course a zombie apocalypse wouldn't start among us humans, but among a civilization of pea brained ewoks it would spread out of control.

The way I count this, this was basically a tie, since LewaLew's answer suggests that he thinks that the zombies would beat out the Ewoks first before dying off of natural reasons.

Well, since this is Halloween, let's just go with the Zombie Apocalypse and have a special theme for today...

Zombies vs. Ballerina Princesses

Zombies. Haven't you seen the Tips in the beginning of Zombieland?

Everyone knows that Disney-style princesses never have anything bad happen to them that isn't reversed by the end of the movie.

Besides, how can a zombie get close to anything that keeps kicking and jumping and spinning and getting dizzzzzzzzyyyyyyy.

Ballerina Princesses. We will tondue the zombies to death. xP

Ballerina Princesses. They are quick and swift with great leg power and have a Prince to protect them.

In what Area of competition are we voting? Because ballerina princesses are scarier while zombies would win a fight.

I literally didn't have the time to clarify. How about the one you'd root for in a fight. Not which one would win, but the one you would root for. Maybe that would be based on who would win, or just who you'd prefer to win. In any case, it's a practical showdown between the two most popular costumes during Halloween time.

Zombie. Princess ballerinas are scary and should burn.

Well, it looks like Ballerinas took this round. However, I think I'm going to start from scratch with a new batch of "vs" entries with a special theme.

Santa Claus vs. Grim Reaper

Area of competition: Who would you rather see as president?

Santa Claus.

Monsieur Grim. Santa is a judgmental, vindictive slacker. The Reaper works endlessly, and does not judge.

That's the man I'd rather have leading the country.

The Grim Reaper.

Cuz he's cool.

Monsieur Grim. Santa is a judgmental, vindictive slacker. The Reaper works endlessly, and does not judge.

 

That's the man I'd rather have leading the country.

Just because He uses slave elf labor doesn't mean he's that bad.

I'll go with the Grim Reaper.

Santa.

He gives me graft every December 25.

Monsieur Grim. Santa is a judgmental, vindictive slacker. The Reaper works endlessly, and does not judge.

 

That's the man I'd rather have leading the country.

He also can't be assassinated.

~B~

GRIM REAPER FTW x3

Well Santa has a record of creating a unrealistically efficient economy (billions of presents created with no income???) so I'll vote for him.