Re: Funerals
You know, I've always thought funerals were set up wrong. I mean, all these people come to bid goodbye, say things like "He was such a nice guy too!" or "HE WAS TOO HANDSOME AND INTELLIGENT TO DIE! *sobsobsob*".
Me? I don't want to miss all this stuff! That's lame. Ergo, I have decided to have an early funeral right here on BZPower in my blog. You may all come and pay your respects and throw me all the flowers at your leisure. This way, when I die for real, you can say, "Oh you mean he's actually dead this time? Ok. Well I went to his last funeral so I won't be at this one. Don't have the time."
Well there you have it folks.
I'm dead now.
RIP Takuma Nuva 1989-2009*
(*subject to change)
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