Voltex Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 For fishers64, so sit your butts down and wait. Quote JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Wait no more!* * *Imagine a very long (infinity long) table in which all Lego characters, dead and alive, past and present, are seated, waiting for the title of Best Lego Character Ever to be presented. Makuta Teridax: I am obviously the best. After all, I took over an entire robot universe using my devious all-amazing Plan! Mata Nui: Dude, you got killed by a scrap-metal prototype robot and a rock. I at least controlled my own death by going dormant in a mask. Lhikan: Says the guy who ignored the universe for 100,000 years. I at least paid attention to the threats of the Morbuzahk, the Dark Hunters, and the fact that Turaga Dume was acting weird. Who will speak next? What will they say? That's for you to decide. * * *Rules: 1. All posts must indicate a character name and what they say. "Character Name: What they say" or "What they say" -Character Name or something like that. Characters can vary by post; for example I can "comeback" to one post as Vezon one minute, and then "comeback" to another as Emmet the next. 2. All posts must "comeback" (i.e. deride, explain why that person is better) the previous post. Ideally, each character should name a weakness of the previous speaker, and explain how they didn't do something that stupid. 3. Unless your character is named "Vezon", all comebacks must be rooted in the realistic past of a character. For example, having Roodaka say that she took over the universe with her Johnny Thunder army is not allowed. (as terrific as that might be!) 4. Characters cannot respond to themselves. 5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part of the table) if: a. The character cannot speak; and b. the previous player has not used an action comeback. Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters. 6. Only Lego characters are allowed to be used. Impersonating BZP members or real life people is not allowed. 7. The "you got hit by a rock" can only be used against Teridax once every 100 posts and "I took over the universe" can only be used by Teridax once every 100 posts. And yes this first post counts. 8. Remember, even Makuta Spiriah didn't get killed by a rock. Have fun and stuff. 1 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part of the table) if: a. The character cannot speak; and b. the previous player has not used an action comeback. Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters. Was that directed at me? Quote -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part of the table) if: a. The character cannot speak; and b. the previous player has not used an action comeback. Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters.Was that directed at me? No. Are we actually going to play the game? Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Yeah, you destroyed part of the table.Anyway, I guess I should start off with a response to fishers' Lhikan post above, for lack of a better idea. Nidhiki: And look what good that did you. Krekka and I took you down quite easily. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Ahkmou: You had me to do your work. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Vakama: "Work"? Edited January 26, 2014 by The Dapper Man Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Jaller: As if you'd know anything about that! You just sit here and tell stories while the guard and I actually defend Ta-Koro. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Tahu: And a bad job at that! Ta-Koro sunk because your guard couldn't do a good job! Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Kopaka: There's that anger of yours speaking. Chill out, bro. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Gail: Your a loner. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Kopaka: *you're Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Tahu: I'd call that a burn, but you're really a cold guy. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Zaktan: I'd say you roasted him, but your fiery demeanor is overblown. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Avak: Shut up, your made out of a bunch of ants! Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Vezon: I'd advise you to shut up, but that'd be most hypocritical of me. BE QUIET! Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Vezok: You're one to talk, shadow of a man. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Hakann: And you're not even half the man he is! I made you by accident with a weapon used in reverse. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Thok: Indeed, he was an accident... kinda like you! Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Kopaka: Says the guy who makes me look like a master people person... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Matoro: Funny thing, how I am a master people person. That's right. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Mask of life: You almost failed at your destiny! (Mask of life is semi aware.) Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Mata-Nui: Well thanks for getting me stuck here in the middle of nowhere, friend. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Dume: And you ignored everyone inside of you for millennia. Pro move right there. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Axonn: I belive that you sent almost all of the Toa protecting Metro-Nui to their doom. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Pridak: And I believe you spent years battling fruitlessly for dominion over those worthless Southern Islands. Look at what you have to show for your campaigns, nothing, nada, silch. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Hahli: And I believe that The Brotherhood Of Makuta kicked your Butts! Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Mantax: But look at those dainty little wings. I could just hug them, I swear. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) Mask of Life: We'll see who you hug now. You might just kill them, or allow me to escape. Edited January 27, 2014 by fishers64 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Teridax: And who did I have "hugging" you, again? Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Matoro: I only managed to save the universe. Although I actually had to put on the Mask to make it work. Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) Axxon: You almost failed! Edited January 28, 2014 by Pupwa21 Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Helryx: Said the guy who let his partner turn evil and almost doom the universe. Good on you! Have a pay raise! Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 TSO: I thought you should know, I've outwitted you. Again. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Teridax: Must be an achievement for someone who couldn't defeat in 1000 years what the Order did in under a month. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Onua: That's just like you, isn't it, bragging about your own defeat? Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Teridax: Correction, my Order whom I engineered to lose. A slave to his betters like you would never understand. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Mata-Nui: "Slave" this, "Betters" that. Look out, there's a moon! Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Gail: *Throws sleeping pills at Mata-Nui* You need those more than me. Just don't Take too much, Don't want last time to happen. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Mata Nui: "You try controlling a universe. You couldn't even save Ga-Koro from one dinky Bohrok Kal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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