Squishyfrog

"When in doubt, C-4."

"If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's a duck."

"Trifle not with tired tigers."

YOU NEED TO GET ON MORE >:[

What's small and green and goes up and down all the time?

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

I never noticed that I was on your recommended blog list. Thanks. =3

ribbit

"Nice 'fro." "Thanks, bro."

Squish E. Frog for next display name Y/N?

Pinkie profile pictures like Y/N?

"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."

Okay, you have the best staff monster name.

“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”

"Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous?"

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

Dimentio! Go take care of Mario!

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

Come back someday.

"I'm not dumb, I just have a command of useless information."

dude how come you always do your status updates in duplicates

Bleh heh heh heh.... Bleck!

*click, click* nyanyanyanyanyanyannyanyannyanyannyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyannyanyannyanyannyanyan

so i saw this crocodile and he was all "chomp" and i was all "ow"