Franco

But he woulda made a great Hurley...

But Jolek hasn't punched me ye-

OH CARK

*grabs a pair of flight tickets to Arcturus and boards space shuttle*

Mangs: A ride to Arcturus, please.

Flight attendant: Uh, this spaceship can't do that kind of travel-

Mangs: I'll take care of that. LEAVE, NOW!

*Ship blasts off*

C'mon, mon, we should celebrate the occasion!

I know how: let's make you an auxilary member of the Foireann!

C'mon!

I do, too!

Okay, maybe not...

XP

Caesar Salad?

Turkey?

And...Octopus (You lucky dog, you.)? You should be a food connoiseur

Caine. IS. Disturbing.

Again, though, he's realistic, and he's very nasty. Plus, telekinisesis ROX

I really feel bad for Hunter, though. I mean, he got in a dangerous position and accidentally killed someone, so he nearly died Good thing he survived.

Can we just recognize we're both somewhat awesome? Please?

Can't wait for the army to make its entrance...Steeling myself for Keinju's dramatic first step back onto the island.

Card?

Careful with who you speak the judgements around, Zar =P

CARKIFORGOTABOUTTHATMUSTPOSTASSOONASPOSSIBLE

CARKITALL! YOU'VE FOILED MY VILLAINOUS PLANS!

XP

On the other hand, you could do as a fine replacement for a fridge once you've been hollowed out...Get 'im, bois! *elite ninja gerbils attack Ak*

CARKITALL

Oh, well, now I have proof that I am unawesome for Zar. Thanks!

Catholic. HERPETY DERPETY DERP

Cerm on de flatta dooms!

Check me blawg, you'll love it

Check out my blog for previews & updates, as always.

Check your inbox, babe.

Clones? Just make sure they haven't been programmed for Order 66 =P

You're ripping off 300? I do that a lot.

They're going to kill you? Well, I would help, but I'm on another planet =P

No, it is not just you =P

Combat power rating, mon. I'm surprised to think me buddeh thinks so lowly of me, though

I mean, I FLEW A CARKIN' TANK.

Come to the Shell-We have cookiez

Come to the shell. We have cookiez

Congrats on PMship, mon!

CONTINUED: Explosions, I shall force you into an immortality vat, then blow you up repeatedly until you admit that Mangai is awesome, along with the Foireann, and that you cannot hope to defeat them

COOL! I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WAS ME!

I'M WEARING MY COMBAT ARMOR AS WELL, YOU DIMWIT! THIS COMMAND KILT IS MADE OUT OF THE FINEST HEAT-TRAPPING MATERIALS, ANYWAYS!