Wotz

They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff... of robots. All of them robots.

They say, late at night, you can still hear the screams... of their replicas. Functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.

It's not like I've got hordes of replacement monitors just lying around back here in the old warehouse that I can just wheel out an bolt back on. I didn't order in loads of spare monitors thinking some crazy woman was going to go around smashing them all. Sorry if that's my fault. Sorry if I didn't have the forethought to think oh she might go crazy one day instead of just getting on with things. Sorry I didn't think of that.

Aw, bless your little primate brain! I'm not actually in the room with you! Technology. It's... complicated. You can't hurt the big god-face.