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Goose

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  1. I just got my Wheatley flashlight in the post! :D

    1. An Archaic Predicament
    2. Goose

      Goose

      I'm working on it, but I'll have some up in my blog soon enough.

  2. How come you don't have a sig or avatar anymore? *confused*

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    2. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      I bet that Silence member was killed that very day.

    3. Goose

      Goose

      I bet he went into hiding.

    4. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      Or that too.

  3. By the end of today I will have reached my 5,000th post. =3

  4. "Killing them's not gonna be enough. Right before I kill them, I'll slice open their faces, and take an individual drop of blood, before putting each drop into a separate vial and hiding them in my air conditioner."

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      It's a quote from Incommodo. XP

    3. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Ah. Good quote, it is funny.

    4. Goose

      Goose

      Thankyou. XD

  5. I'm proud of Incommodo. He has evolved from a humorous moron to a funny cross between Patrick Jane and Dexter. XP

    1. Blessed Blade

      Blessed Blade

      Oh this I've gotta see? Any quotes? xD

    2. Goose

      Goose

      Read the last few pages of Ko-Wahi, there's some brilliant stuff there. One scene in a bar is pretty good.

      "I told my da about it. And do you know what he said?"

      "What?"

      "'Get your [CENSORED] money back, son, your mom ain't dead'."

      "That would explain why she was so easy to contact."

      "Give me my money back you little prick!"

  6. It's so cute... =3

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      I think it's awesome. =P

    3. Taka Nuvia

      Taka Nuvia

      Thank you so much =3

    4. Goose

      Goose

      You're welcome! =D

  7. I just ordered the Wheatley flashlight. =3

  8. Fun Fact: My earliest memory of you is seeing your Spanish Inquisition post in the original Techna and wondering 'Who the heck is this prick?' =P

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      Don't kill me!

      I love you! Platonically! (>)+.+)>

    3. otter

      otter

      Tell that to my war axe! GRAH!

    4. Goose
  9. I'm in space, dad! I'm proud of you son. Are you space? Yes. Now we are a family again.

    1. WORT WORT WORT

      WORT WORT WORT

      We got Decepticons at the gates Decepticons in the air Decpticons inside the walls Decepticons Decpticons Decpticons. If we beat them off the walls they're sill in the air if we shoot them out of the air they're still at the gates so where does that leave us? Nowhere that's where.

    2. Goose

      Goose

      NUKE 'EM ALL!

  10. Have fun! I'll try not to COMPLETELY trash the place while you're gone.

  11. Hello again. =D

  12. Hi, I just noticed that you were viewing the RPG Contest #24 polls...

  13. Incommodo just went psychotic in Ko-Wahi. Fun times, fun times...

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      Why wouldn't it?

    3. 25K Now!

      25K Now!

      SECRET MOVE: ARKRAK PUNCH

    4. Goose

      Goose

      That won't do anything for now.

      JUST TRY TO GET HIM TO REMEMBER ALREADY. HE'S NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL ANYONE.

  14. Hey, so, did you read Fatal Error? 'Cause I could do with a vote or two...[/begging]

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      I said 'some'.

      I decided that I liked the 'new planet' setting, and used it for myself.

      Since there are only a few hours left and I need a vote for a chance at this, I'll give you a basic idea of what we're dealing with:

      You wake up on a malfunctioning ship that was intended to take you to New Spherus Magna, a so-called 'perfect holiday destination'.

      However, it turns out that NSM is actually a planet in a post-apocalyptic state with what ap...

    3. Haman Karn: A Magical Girl

      Haman Karn: A Magical Girl

      ...

       

      teeehee

       

      already voted for it

       

      i just let you squirm for nothing

    4. Goose

      Goose

      Thankyou, Tyler. I just wrote out an entire mini-description for nothing. XD (Tragedy + Time = Comedy. And this is seeming pretty funny)

  15. Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect! Holmes versus Moriarty! Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

    1. WORT WORT WORT

      WORT WORT WORT

      megan fox vs spongebob FIGHT!!!!

    2. Unauthorized Autobiography
  16. This may shock you, but I only just recognised your avatar about a second ago. XD

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    2. BULiK

      BULiK

      if you want a better understanding of Quoribay's fighting style, watch videos of ellis from battle arena toshinden

    3. BULiK
    4. Unauthorized Autobiography

      Unauthorized Autobiography

      I think it looks more like Keetongu's eye.

  17. I remember the days when you had more posts than me... oh wait, that was just the day before yesterday. Nevermind. XP

  18. BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM! I'm not defective!

    1. WORT WORT WORT

      WORT WORT WORT

      "I AM OPTIMUS PRIME" x500

    2. Goose

      Goose

      Template.

      Hello.

      Response.

      Hey, I'm batman.

  19. When life gives you melons... you probably made a typo.

    1. An Archaic Predicament

      An Archaic Predicament

      When life gives you watermelons, something is wrong with life.

  20. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons! Get mad! I don't need your ***** lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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    2. Goose

      Goose

      Portal 2 is a hilarious game.

      You ought to buy it.[/advertisement]

    3. 25K Now!

      25K Now!

      Nah, when life gives you lemons, you make orange juice.

       

      *Is completely missing the point*

    4. Goose

      Goose

      When life gives you melons, you may have made a typo.

  21. I would love it if you came back in order to vote for Fatal Error.[/askingyoutodosomethingyoupromisedtodoIRL]

    1. Goose

      Goose

      Please come back.

    2. Goose

      Goose

      I miss you. ;_;

    3. Goose

      Goose

      We lost by one vote, just like I told you we would if you didn't vote.

      I hope you're happy.

  22. We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

  23. Hello guv, neurotoxin inspector. Need to shut this place down for a moment. Here's my credentials, shut yourself down. I am totally legit, from the board of... international... neurotoxin... uh... observers.

    1. WORT WORT WORT
    2. Goose
    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      hAlLo VoReX u K????????////?????////slash???

  24. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER. SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER. SCHOOL'S BLOWN TO PIECES!

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