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I just got my Wheatley flashlight in the post!
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How come you don't have a sig or avatar anymore? *confused*
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"Killing them's not gonna be enough. Right before I kill them, I'll slice open their faces, and take an individual drop of blood, before putting each drop into a separate vial and hiding them in my air conditioner."
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I'm proud of Incommodo. He has evolved from a humorous moron to a funny cross between Patrick Jane and Dexter. XP
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Read the last few pages of Ko-Wahi, there's some brilliant stuff there. One scene in a bar is pretty good.
"I told my da about it. And do you know what he said?"
"What?"
"'Get your [CENSORED] money back, son, your mom ain't dead'."
"That would explain why she was so easy to contact."
"Give me my money back you little prick!"
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It's so cute... =3
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Fun Fact: My earliest memory of you is seeing your Spanish Inquisition post in the original Techna and wondering 'Who the heck is this prick?' =P
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I'm in space, dad! I'm proud of you son. Are you space? Yes. Now we are a family again.
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Incommodo just went psychotic in Ko-Wahi. Fun times, fun times...
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Hey, so, did you read Fatal Error? 'Cause I could do with a vote or two...[/begging]
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I said 'some'.
I decided that I liked the 'new planet' setting, and used it for myself.
Since there are only a few hours left and I need a vote for a chance at this, I'll give you a basic idea of what we're dealing with:
You wake up on a malfunctioning ship that was intended to take you to New Spherus Magna, a so-called 'perfect holiday destination'.
However, it turns out that NSM is actually a planet in a post-apocalyptic state with what ap...
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Finally, a nemesis worthy of my vast intellect! Holmes versus Moriarty! Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
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This may shock you, but I only just recognised your avatar about a second ago. XD
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BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM! I'm not defective!
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When life gives you melons... you probably made a typo.
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When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons! Get mad! I don't need your ***** lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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I would love it if you came back in order to vote for Fatal Error.[/askingyoutodosomethingyoupromisedtodoIRL]
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We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
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Hello guv, neurotoxin inspector. Need to shut this place down for a moment. Here's my credentials, shut yourself down. I am totally legit, from the board of... international... neurotoxin... uh... observers.
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SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER. SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER. SCHOOL'S BLOWN TO PIECES!