Endless Sea (Alaki Nuva)

I always assumed Big Mak just ate the little bugger for extra power. Because he can do that sorta thing.

I wouldn't quite call the Dasaka murderhobos, but yeah, I think this sums it up fairly well. Um... You got it backwards. 'Cause compared to Kentoku in terms of efficiency, Mata Nui is a society of murderhobos. Number one, that was a joke. Number two, isn't Kentoku in the middle of a civil war right now? That's not what I'd call a working society. Number three, comparisons are kinda moot anyways considering only one of the two civilizations has been receiving centuries of evil jerkfaces looking for an opportunity to mess things up- which is something the staff approves of, of all things. Go figure.

I wouldn't quite call the Dasaka murderhobos, but yeah, I think this sums it up fairly well.

Dude, take a look at the sun. That's essentially one great big ten-billion-year-long explosion in the sky, and it's entirely made up of plasma.

I'd go with plasma.

Speaking as someone fond of railguns, they're not unstoppable. Especially here. And if they prove to be overpowered, if necessary. we have a nice set of nerfing stamps. As for the bolt accelerator... You would need to elaborate. Eh, I don't mean to say that railguns are unstoppable. Just that they're absurdly cool. And I think Jovan's BS01 page has a description of his Toa tool?

Dude. Railguns. Your argument is invalid. ...by the by, if Jovan had a magnetic bolt accelerator thingy, can people in the RP have those as well?

TRANS-PURPLE

I wanna see a Heavyarms MoC now. Get on it, peoples.

IC (Joskander) Joskander grunted. "Can't say I'll be able to help much with any heavy lifting, considering, well..." He indicated the marks the Skakdi's laser vision and shield bash had left on his torso. "Still," he continued, "I guess I'm still fit enough to kick up a small windstorm or two, and if anyone here wants a Kakama, I'll be happy to lend mine out. "

And thus Joskander shows up again, having conveniently hidden outside the Koro until people that looked friendly showed up. And said people were Cael's group and a Maru! What a coincidence! (...all according to keikaku*.) *Note: Keikaku means plan.

IC (Korero) Korero nodded. Straight to the point. His smile faded. "The Koro's under attack by dark forces," he said. "If what I've been told is true, most of them are Makuta-worshippers...led by Echelon." He looked Merror in the eye as he spoke the Dark Toa's name. IC: Joskander "Oh, so that's what the main baddie here is called." From behind a nearby snowdrift stumbled Joskander, one hand still clutching at his injured side. He waved with his free hand, continuing, "Hi, all. Name's Joskander. I was just wandering around the area when I found the village over there in flames and decided to help. Then I got shot up a bunch." The Toa of Air grinned sheepishly. "Decided to run for the hills and find some friends. Mind pitching in? In my opinion, there's no such thing as too many heroes."

The relative lack of playability in the set is unfortunate, but for someone who mostly buys sets for MoCing purposes like me, the parts alone look like they could make it worthwhile anyways.

Random question: are we allowed to write fanfic for BZPRPG characters? Because I had this idea about a one-on-one confrontation between Stannis and Makuta in the world of the Hiripaki the other day, and it refuses to dislodge itself from my mind.

TRANS-PURPLE MATA NUI HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS

For the record, I only thought they weren't Toa and Matoran and stuff because everyone said they weren't, and outright called them a separate (if similar) species. I imagine it would've been a lot easier to figure out if it hadn't been outright denied.

Why is Lewa curvier than Gali? o_o

IC: Charek nodded. "I have all I need with me right now, so I'll accompany you," he said, walking after the Skakdi.

IC: Letting out a short chuckle, Charek drained his glass in a single gulp and set it on the counter next to Zero's widgets. "Duly noted," he said as he stood up. "Lead on."

IC: Charek smiled thinly. "That's right, yes," he said, sipping from his glass of naramelon juice. "I've survived entirely on mercenary work for a while now; I figured the easiest way to find a job around here would be joining an organization of like-minded individuals. Your group's offer was exactly what I was hoping to find."

Nope. Yeah okay, I see your point. Triple nope. Plus if I remember correctly, VF's Toa team that he created (the Aiuta) have a backstory (I'm pretty sure it's an approved one) that hints that they came from Voya Nui (or at least a crescent-shaped island). So saying Kentoku is Voya Nui is a bit silly (and yes I know it's a joke, but still) You guys are no fun. T_T

New theory: Kentoku is secretly Voya Nui. You all know it's true.

Nobody knows how BZPtime works. It just does. (JoJo memes are best memes)

Ooh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Probably gonna lose horribly, but I'll be gosh-diddly-goodness-darned if I don't do it in style.

IC: Joskander stumbled and gasped in pain as another laser burst struck him in the back, but kept running regardless. There didn't seem to be any chance of continuing the fight, and he was intent on putting as much distance and obstacles between him and the Skakdi as possible as quickly as possible. OOC: Pretty sure he's too far away at this point for swinging an axe at him to actually do anything. Just saying.