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  1. Wrinkledlion X

    Yaaaay Pictoors

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    Atticus Scrounge, the counselor for Stickington School. Known for his intensely, dangerously bad advice. He'll get you put in jail if you take what he says too literally.
     

     
    An unnamed conspiracy theorist. I'll let the picture do the talking.
     

     
    Mr. Norman. Beneath his tired exterior lies a cunning mind which he uses to aggressively run his very ambiguous business. It's the kinda business with cubicles and paperwork, you know?
     

     
    A young, productive and upright fellow who works for Mr. Norman. Everyone hates him because he has no concept of fun beyond high office morale, but all the companies want him working for them because he's so ungodly... Productive.
    He tends to abbreviate words unnecessarily and refer to people by their initials for efficiency, which ticks people off a lot. He is oblivious to this.
    Referred to most commonly as "The New Kid" or, when he's not new, "The Kid."
     

     
    He's not a hitchhiker so just stop pulling over all the TIME FOR ME! I AM A ROADSIDE EXPLORER! NOT A HITCHHIKER!
     

     
    Savelli's a nice kid.
     

     
    Coach Flimsy hates Savelli because he's unfit. As such, he has him run demeaning little circles apart from the rest of the PE class for "special exercise" while all the other kids play games. Coach Flimsy is known for being extremely verbally abusive.
  7. Wrinkledlion X

    2009 Set Get

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    Because of limited money, these are the sets I'm planning on getting as it stands now:
     
    Glatorian
    1. Skrall
    2. Vorox
    3. Gresh
    4. Strakk
     
    Agori
    1. Tarduk
    2. Zesk
    3. Either Metus or Berix (Which do you think?)
     
    Titans
    1. Tuma
  12. Wrinkledlion X
    So this is how it's gonna work:
    Many parts of the movies were poorly explained because they were just stupid that way, sometimes. So all you storyline buffs are going to come up with theories that explain these discrepancies, okay? For the Supa Supa Theory Challenge.
    The best of these theories I'll ask Greg about (Using my incredible powers of persuasion), and if you're lucky maybe it'll become canon.
     
    The challenge:
    Compose a theory to explain how Takanuva was revived at the end of MoL.
  16. Wrinkledlion X
    I love the prehistoric oceans. The really old stuff, before all that dinosaur nonsense.
     
    Looking at them it's like all the basic stuff was there, but life as a whole wasn't quite into the swing of the things yet. They had the arthropods, which were just awkward little trilobites, they had the cephalopods, which were heavy shelled things with primitive eyes that barely swam, and they had the fish, which were heavily armored and might as well have been arthropods that were missing a few limbs.
     
    Seriously.
    This was what constituted a fish in those days.
    That's clearly a sea turtle with hacksaws glued to it!
  19. Wrinkledlion X

    Hahaha

    By Wrinkledlion X,

    •This guy on Coast To Coast is predicting the Rise of the South on April 24th 2009. Art Bell says this is "pretty freaky stuff." lolzorz
    •In a crazier vein, this other guy is threatening armed rebellion against the US government because "Obama is related to Bush and Cheney" and that the US is run by a ruling bloodline as a part of a secret society. He wants to overthrow the "monarchy" so the American people can't be sold out to "the Reds and the Corporations."
    •Another guy says we'll spiral into a socialist police state in 2009.
    •Someone else says that Disney will attempt to acquire Christmas itself. "They want Santa, they want Rudolph, they want everything!"
    •Todd of Atlanta predicts that Aliens, as the Illuminati, will create a natural disaster as in Noah's Ark or the legend of Atlantis as a plot to destroy our world.
    •Ray from Illinois predicts the rise of the North American Union and the "Amero" as a new form of currency."
    •This guy says that a New World Order will officially be announced and that it will be "a happy thing" and that "by Christmas everyone will be sitting pretty."
    •A senile-sounding lady says that she ate an orange that tasted "not like a regular badness but a weird, weird badness" and that she thinks food-poisoning will run rampant in 2009 due to genetic engineering. (This was explained to her by a psychic she consulted.)
    •A guy from Pittsburgh says that, uh, the Titans will win the Super Bowl.
    •Tom from Oregon says that trains will form a "new horizon for our country" and will "change the way we look at freight." (His prediction wasn't actually implausible, but I liked the phrasing.)
    •Huh, how on-topic for this site- One woman predicts a resurgence of tactile, mechanical toys.
     
     
    ...
    I will update this with other funny predictions.
    I'm going to bed.
    Happy 2009.
  25. Wrinkledlion X
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    *Lighter*
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