Ah, yes, the dreaded board meetings. If any parents take their kids into the car and tell them where they're going, the children will raise their voices in protest, "no, Dad! Not that! Anything but that! I'll wash the car, I'll do my homework, I'll CLEAN MY ROOM! Anything but going to a ONE OF THOSE!"
Several hours later, you see your kid off to the side of the room where the board is meeting; there is a trail of drool down his chin onto his shirt, eyelids closed. It was too much for the poor kid.
He had fallen asleep.