JINZONINGEN 73

No matter how you switch the numbers around, it doesn't make sense lol. The correct action in this scenario is getting a price check. If you only knew how many times I got sets for insane "secret" prices far lower than not just the original price, but of the clearance tags slapped on'em. Walmart's especially fun like that.

Man, do NOT even get me started on another movie (with surprise, another scientologist actor) by the name of I, Robot. I don't even think you need me to explain what chaotic artistic embellishments went on there. I seem to recall a nice fellow by the name of Maddox who most accurately summed up my feelings on this movie.

^^^lol. That's pretty well accurate there. X D Nonsense. Even as a kid... loved Star Wars, LOVED Empire... but even as a kid I could tell Jedi was carrying some major "Hollywood" problems. Ghostbusters... fun. Ghostbusters 2... not so fun, because it wasn't even trying to be as serious as the first. Raiders... pretty decent. Temple of Doom... mind-numbingly kooky. Last Crusade... Pretty much awesome. Crystal Skulls... crude CGI-fest of silly slapstick nonsense combined with rough errors. It's like... well, ever see what kind of "funny" movies come out of like Hong Kong? So many are just wacky... some are just crying for days awful... which can be kind of interesting in the right mood. But here you have a series with 2 good movies in it, a budget to bankrupt a small country, technological advances in film-making up the whazoo, like over ten years to get the next installment "just right"... and you get the Shia Lebouf (bad acting) brat from Transformers (UUUUUGH) swinging with monkey pals in the jungle. Dude... that's not outgrowing fun lol. I think what's going on here are your standards are too low. Just throw a bunch of CGI in your eyes and you're good to go, anything and everything else be darned.

THE FOLLOWING ENTRY AND LIKELY ALL IT'S POSTS ARE GOING TO BE SPOILERS ON INDIANA JONES 4, IF YOU HAVEN' T SEEN IT YET. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «At the start... the kids in the car and the entire military caravan is driving with their lights on... in the daylight. Under the bright sunlight, the kids are hooting and hollering like morons... well, they must have been doing it an awful long time as the caravan only breaks off from them once twilight hits... and they're STILL flipping out like kids who just broke out of recess. Such stamina. The trucks that JUST broke off from the kids at twilight are now entering a security checkpoint... and it's sunny again. Magnetic box was SO magnetic that it could suck gunpowder through the air like a cloud towards it, as well as suck up bullet casings from many feet away... but rifles of soldiers were unaffected. Worse yet, they lifted it up onto a truck and it didn't stick to it. Morning, with a bright morning sun... ...there they are with their headlights on again. Ridiculous CGI prairie dog just sitting there a handful of feet away from a refrigerator that JUST came slamming down right in front of it. Why. Why. WHY are there little monkey boys wearing skull masks jumping around a long-forgotten cemetery as it's guardians? what the I don't even Why. WHY are the (blatantly CGI) scorpions making a chattering sound? Why are they swarming a person's body?!? Monkey scene. I just saw the monkey scene. And now, for the first time in my life, my eyes have seen something SO moronic that I'm contemplating suicide. What do I have to live for? To think back to this moment every day of my life? ... ... ...OH GOD and now the monkeys are fighting the bad guys for the good guys. What... just... what. Ants. BIG dang ants. Fair enough, for such things do exist. In real life, their bottoms are full of a sugary water that they use I think to grow yeast in the colony to eat. At that point though, they can barely walk. These ones are running. Fast. But enough of this. See, just like the skull-masked monkey boys, just like the scorpions, these ants... yes, these ants are chattering too. Oh, and I've decided how I'm going to end it all. I'm going to finish out this movie. When the forensics guys come, they'll look at my computer monitor and have to report that the cause of death was "Indiana Jones 4". If it saves just one life, this won't have been in vain. Ok... those ants. They like, just picked up a large Russian man. Then carried him away. Into an ant mound that had a human-sized hole on top. I feel like I've been kicked in the lower regions... except it's my brain. On a good note, I think I want to live now. I'll be eternally tormented, but I'll be eternally tormented while sitting on a beach in Malibu, being served hard drinks by chicks who can't possibly find me interesting. That's right. LAWSUIT. With this one clip in hand, I CAN NOT lose. Still broad daylight, still headlights on for no apparent reason. >__< Aaaand now so apparently are the headlights and spotlights on the aquacar. Oh freaking no. More monkey people. And they're breaking out of stone walls, like they were cocooned there awhile, just waiting for people to happen upon a secret cave behind a waterfall. You know, the kind of junk that happens every day of the week. Beyond that, the usual awfulness was in this movie... every time one finds a treasure, they MUST exit a chamber to find armed soldiers who apprehend them. There MUST be a villain who gets the power they wanted and can't handle it. There MUST be a villain who tries to snag as much loot as an ancient place is crumbling around them right before they die. And, of course, the enemies, though armed to the teeth, can NOT hit a target for beans, even at close range... all through the movie. I'm not sure why I watched this. South Park already gave me the relevant spoilers. I guess I just had to verify their data for myself.

Aliens didn't bug me in the least. You had in the first movie, a magical Ark from a magical being that makes people's heads explode or turn into wax and melt. The second (oof... ugh...) had a dude using life-giving magical stones to turn people's chests to silly putty. The third... oh, who cares. It was freakin' awesome. So yeah, these aliens were no big deal. I like the twist they spun on the real-life crystal skulls by actually making some VERY awesome-looking crystal bodies to go with them. I dunno... if you think about it, what went wrong in this movie... these things I described... they're almost ALL things thaat happened because some nerdy morons were showing off their (yawn) CGI "skills". CGI vehicles (assumption, there... maybe that's why the lights were always on lol. CGI nuclear effects. CGI prairie dogs. CGI monkey kids climbing trees. CGI monkeys. CGI ants. ...really, Lucas and Spielberg need to stay all the heck away from CGI. It can be pretty at times, but these guys have constructed wheelchairs out of the tech. And really, it's so DONE these days that it's use, executed as sloppily as those two dunderheads use it, is IMMEDIATELY APPARENT when it should in fact be a mystery if something was real or manufactured. Sad, sad, sad.

I wonder if all those (annoying) restaurant staffers who disrupt my dinner at places like Ruby Tuesday's, Applebee's and similar places realize they're breaking my ears AND the law.

Mites are living in your eyelashes.

Dude, you so totally could have just rolled all that into an awesome freaking snowman. I mean, your back would still be hurting, but... heck... snowman.

I hate looters as much as the next guy and all... but if you do get where you want to go, don't forget right from wrong. Don't be a drone following orders whose purpose behind your actions hasn't been explained. You may find yourself wanting to take down your superiors, given a horrifying enough command to be executed against your fellow man.

Remember, there's no law against waking up one morning and finding you're so totally all back into this stuff again. Tastes change. sometimes they change back, too. Keep it in mind. B)

I wonder if even hip, young Japanese girls would understand all this. >__<

::insert Dead Milkmen - I hate you, I love you" lyrics HERE::

That's one of those games I almost bought, many times. Games were a bit sparse for a brief moment in it's history. Sounds like a fun code. Honestly, games haven't been as fun for me ever since things like Game Genie and Gameshark stopped being able to keep up with the technology and anti-piracy practices. There's times I'd buy games BECAUSE of the codes I'd read about in game magazines! Man, I know what you're saying. There's a few things I've been ACTIVELY looking for since I got the internet... and they all just WERE NOT there. Late last year, currently this year... boom. Everything that I can think I was looking for has been found. It's a weird, shocking feeling to go to yourself, "Oh my god. I completed something impossible... and now there's nothing left to look for below such and such a date". I don't know how or why, but music, games, images and other stuff, like, ALL became available in 2008. I can't describe how strange that is. Lol... am I to believe there was never a Game Genie code to bust into Sim City? I thought all those old SNES games had been hacked to pieces already. Dangit... I'm probably going to have to mess with now, after I get done procrastinating on finishing Phantasy Star 2 on Genesis.

Me too, me too. I'll have a dream... MOOOOOOONTHS can go by with me having many dreams. Then all of a sudden one time I'm like, "Oh, SNAP! I remember dreaming this place before. COOL!" It's like you're being "returned" to certain places for some reason. Quite interesting. I used to hate forgetting dreams too, so I changed the rules. I'm so, so, so very tired right now, way too tired to explain it here... but the 5th post in there (mine) has me babbling about how I recall dreams. http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?aut...=55835#comments

I can't believe I never got one (well, two... asymmetrical sucks) considering I think it'll glow like the dickens under a fluorescent blacklight. The rest of the stuff is a little blah... then again, linky, bricky orders are pretty personal things. Sometimes the direction an order takes isn't about a moc or some project, but just mood lol.

::drops in Paint to look for enlarged details:: ::hits invert color:: EW, it makes it look like your head's exploding.

Though vintage awesome, no one should play Yar's Revenge THAT long.

Yeah, stopped cutting it almost 12 years ago and... ... O__o Oh heck no.

I think her obsession can only be broken by one of you ACTUALLY showing up in a dress on her doorstep.

Funny. I was actually looking for a BZ-safe site that hosted "Twilight' just the other day. But I got sidetracked and forgot lol. That's how I first found out what ELO was... I was at a comic/anime convention and a dealer had bootlegged anime. He popped in a tape called "Daicon IV". Apparently, it was what the creators of Gainax made to show off their skill... it was a short film with a bunny girl flying around on a sword while fighting every japanese and american superhero / cartoon character popular up until that point. And the music, was Twilight, by ELO. Awesome. So yeah, search yourself up the video Daicon IV. : p

Dude, the thing gets meme characters. Some dude on the site I got it from had it guess "Boxxy"!

I'll have to try that. It sounds yummy. And that right there, the name, should have been my tipoff to Earl Gray. The words bring forth images of like old, unwashed underwear.

The new number two.