You are now EVERCLEAR.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, mot of which have to do with MUSIC or NOOB-OSITY. You have several friends, including GHOSTIE, TEEMAICH, and KATIE, but you rarely talk to them and when you do, you usually FAKE BEING A NEWFRIEND. You particularly enjoy listening to 36 CRAZYFISTS, CREED, and KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, much to the chagrin of your HIPSTER FRIENDS. Your chumHandle is killswitchEngage and you tend to speak in a whimsical and carefree manner that somehow makes you look liek a nub