E(rik)

Good.

I'll be leading the protest group against guns being legal.

Our first act will be to destroy your guns.

You realize that would violate the second amendment, right? The right to bear arms?

What do guns have to do with BEAR ARMS?

The right to a bear's arms?

YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER

THOSE WHO YOU CALL "REAPERS" ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION

RELEASING CONTROL

"Dang, this whole EDI thing is getting annoying."

"It has a mute button; use it."

"I know sheperd, but that just makes it creepier. It's like the kid in Comms class who just sits in the back of the room and stares at you that you wanna just punch in the face but you cant't because he's 'special' and lights stuff on fire. Okay, maybe not that but you get the point."

There's only one thing I hate about these Steam sales, and that's trying to decide which of many new games to play.

I know, right? I've play Fallout: NV for a grand total of twenty minutes so far because everything else (Dead Space, The Ball, ME2, F.E.A.R) is distracting me.

Wait, my antics left?

Why wasn't I informed?

INNER CONSCIENCE, Y U NO TELL ME THINGS

Glav-noi Raz-vedi-vatel-noi up-rav-len-i-ye

EDIT: Also I came here expecting a mention of our ME3 character discussion. SCOTTISH ASARI.

26 inches of snow.

1-up'd.

The colors are eerily similar...

Also I'm rockin' a bronze-ish and white armour combo.

I will thank you not to thank me to alter your opinions stated as facts. So HA.

I'm sorry, but what does this even mean?

You're a hat, you dont need to think. Just sit on your owner's head and look pretty.

Got F.E.A.R II.

The scariness of the game is seriously keeping me from playing.

Ah, yes.

"REAPERS."

 

This is all refering to the time I convinced a kid the razorback was a great and rare weapon and that it was worth four refined metal and a v. baker boy, right?

Never heard this story before.

Ohyeah, that was when you were away for the weekend or something.

Why am I Andrew Ryan again?

You're a businessmann. A good, evil, soulless businessmann

Ah, yes.

This is all refering to the time I convinced a kid the razorback was a great and rare weapon and that it was worth four refined metal and a v. baker boy, right?

Fleshcraker?

Holy cee, thats about 500% more terrifying than nutpound.

Sola Topi.

No reason, just because.

Greg Farshtey concluded the BIONICLE story with Mata Nui defeating Makuta, accomplishing everything he had been built for, and then telling the Toa and Matoran, who had been given a new home, that he was going off to smoke some powdered protodermis, or something like that.

I was seriously about to fall off my chair here. Did you write all these?

Also, another equally win quote:

and creatures hailing from the Island of Dr. Moreau try to stop them.

NOT DOUBLECROSS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT DOUBLECROSS. I'm using that.

I'd say dustbowl.

Minigun from TF2.

Sean Connery (highlander)

Garbage Truck.

Am I survive?

Yeah, it fails. I've got so far:

-BRINK

-Portal 2

-Fallouts: New Vegas.

-Pikmin 3 (Assuming it comes out. If it doesn't I shalt rage.)

And I'm sure theres some other ones coming I'm forgetting.

Furries

=|

 

They aren't that bad, really. I know a few and they're nice people.

 

Of course I also knew one who's in jail now =|

But the amount of D-bag ones outweigh the few nice ones.