E(rik)

One of my computer speakers. I'm doooomed unless I play a song that all zombies despise.

Blast some Justin Bieber. It'll automatically liquify any zombie that hears it.

Also, my weapon of choice, as of right now, is a cat.

EAT CAT, ZOMBIE FOOLS!

Kasumi is immense <333333. Especially her lines. Its a shame you can't romance her though.

Also Jack was a huge help on the final boss (don't wanna spoil it) of The Shadow Broker with her Uber Shotgun skills and the ability to send him crashing into the other side of the room.

PC version FTW.

 

That and I don't own any other gaming platform besides my laptop.

HECK YES.

Steam name now.

Also you must play tf2. It's an amazing game.

cool story bro.

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Lol, couldn't resist. Congrats!

my brain

My Brain

MY BRAIN

MY BRAIN

I hope to god this was supposed to be a Team Fortress 2 reference.

I'd locate a secret cloning center, donate a cell of mine, mix the genetics up, grow a female, and propagate the human race.

 

B)

Lolinbreeding.

OR WE COULD USE MASSIVE WIND GENERATORS WITH HOT OIL BEING PUMPED THOUGH THEM TO KEEP THEM WARM IN THE MOTHER FREAKING NORTH POLE, WE THEN USE LARGE COVETER/TRANSMITTERS TO "BOUNCE" THE POWER OFF THE IONOSPHERE. ANYONE WHO HAS A RECEIVER HAS A NEVER ENDING STREAM OF NEAR INFINITE ALMOST FREE AND COMPLETELY CLEAN ELECTRICAL ENERGY AT THEIR FINGER TIPS.

 

or you know we could just keep burning and boiling things for power like freaking cave men.

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I'm sorry, but replying "U mad broski" is too tempting.

So, without further ado:

U mad broski

I just made this.

God I wish I could dropkick you through the internet.

Because Scout with Flamethrower, SMG and fists are sooooooo balanced.

=P

Their not even really metal

derpthatsthepointderp

I've said this once and I'll say it again:

BBC is the ravenholm of Bzpower.

MAN FACE.

I'll take that as a compliment.

The First Crysis will crash my computer anyway, so a Second Crysis will probably make my computer explode.

Honestly, though. If your a game company, and you have an already amazing-graphics game that only 10% of computers can run smoothly, why would you attempt to give the second one better graphics and make it so only 5% of computers can smoothly run?

also *boot to the head for hating bioshock*

I'm trying to serious entry, and you try to unofficial weapon in my serious entry!

A serious entry?

In your blog?

We have a better chance of having no t-k-ing on gib fest then we do the chances of that.

Pay no attention to E. He just wants attention. =|

D=

But...but...but I do tho!