Toa Tarkana

...OK.

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After watching the first two episodes, I unashamedly am a brony.

Well, maybe a little ashamedly. But still. This show's awesome.

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I've wanted to try contacts, but then I wouldn't look as cool and smart as I do with glasses on. (and goodness knows I need the help...)

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...am I the only one who liked this movie?

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That's why I'm only a casual Pokemon fan; I look, but don't play.

And having no money to spend on such things also helps.

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You think it's bad? Try having 'em twice. And get them both on right before Halloween. It sucks. Bad.

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Well, it's kinda like in the end of first movie, when all the Pokemon are beating each other up, and everyone is sad because fighting is bad and all that educational stuff. Then Mewtwo goes back in time and makes it so the entire movie didn't happen, thus keeping us from learning any sort of lesson.

Hooray!

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Congratulations, you just won a place in the Quote Content Block.

Should I mention that my 18 year-old daughter won't swallow an aspirin? She'd rather suffer the pain.

Not using asprin is proof of how manly one is.

Except that Turakii is a woman.

Or a girl.

Or a manly girl.

Or something.

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Think of it this way. If there is no past, then there is no point in faith, hope, or love, since the person, event, or thing that caused it to be manifested inside oneself would never have done so.

Since we all know these three exist, we can safely assume that there is a past and not lay awake at 12:00 midnight contemplating it.

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THE BEAST REGENERATES.

But he was waaay cuter as a beast. =(

XD

Also, is it just me, or is the narrator in the first scene really creepy?

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Remember kids, if you stay in school, you will learn to defeat the Black Knight.

Or something like that.

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The "Soundtrack To Your Life" version of this was okay, but this is just weird.

Let's do it!

Unyielding - Martin O'Donnell

There once was a great warrior known only as John. In all his battles, he fought with the strength of ten men, never yielding to the forces of evil.

Phenomenon - TobyMac

One day, he was asked to help battle a monstrous creature brought through supernatural phenomenon by an evil wizard. As always, he didn't hesitate to accept the call.

Death of Me - Red

But he didn't know the wizard had called this monster specifically to fight John, as the first step to conquer the land. The beast was the greatest any man had ever seen; surely it would be the death of him.

Above All - Michael W. Smith

When John reached the beast, he saw firsthand what he was dealing with. The monstrosity towered above all the men, trees, and buildings. For the first time in many years, he was uncertain if he could defeat this foe.

We Live - Superchick

But John knew he had to face it. Long ago, when he first became a warrior, he took the sacred oath, chanting it with his fellow knights: "We live to fight any threat to peace within any land to which we are called; may we die fighting for what is right."

Move - Thousand Foot Krutch

The creature made his move first. It swung its massive sword at John, narrowly missing when the warrior dodged to the side. John used various weapons and strategies against the beast, but nothing seemed to affect it.

Strong Tower - Kutless

So he decided to go with a different plan: if he could not destroy the beast, then he could destroy it's master. The wizard lived in a massive tower surrounded by dark clouds a few miles away, so he mounted his horse and rode off with the monster in close pursuit.

Sunny Days - Jars Of Clay

When he at last reached the tower, he ran into it, quickly clearing each floor of the wizard's forces in his ascent. The beast remained outside, unable to attack John lest he also hurt his master or his tower. When John reached the summit, he and the wizard fought long and hard for what seemed like an eternity, until John finally emerged victorious. The monster returned to whence it came in a display of fire and smoke; the clouds cleared and the sun shown once again on the valley.

Presence (My Heart's Desire) - Newsboys

But John was not unhurt. The battle with the wizard had sapped his strength, and his numerous wounds weighed down upon him. He lay in the valley, thinking only of his heart's one desire: his beloved wife Catherine. And so, at long last, he died with her name on his lips.

Grace and Love - Kutless

When the news of his passing reached his hometown, there was great mourning from all the people. They built him a great monument that praised his deeds of might in battle. But Catherine remembered him not as a warrior, but as a loving husband and father. And so she raised his son, Joshua, to be a man who loved all men, and spoke of peace rather than war.

Well, that was easier than I thought it would be. And it makes sense! ...kinda.

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And believe her, she is Still Alive!

She feels fantastic and she's Still Alive!

She's doing science and she's Still Alive!

And when we're dying, she will be Still Alive!

And when we're dead, she will be Still Alive!

...Okay, I'll stop.

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It's like back when DVDs first came out, when the Special Features box on the back always said "Interactive Menus!" and "Seene Selection!" And we were all, "That's amazing! =O" Ahh, the good old days.

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Darth Vader does not approve of your hugs. XP

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THESE ARE NOT

MY PANTS

WHO'S PANTS

ARE THESE ANYWAY

THESE ARE NOT

MY PANTS

WHO'S PANTS

ARE THESE ANYWAY

ARE THESE BOBBY'S

OR TIMMY'S

OR BILLY'S PANTS

NO! NOOO!

THESE ARE NOT MY PANTS

ARE YOU LISTENING TO WHAT I SAY?!?!?

-These Are Not My Pants (Part 4 of 8), Five Iron Frenzy.

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"Bring Me To Life With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher" - Thousand Foot Krutch

"Monster With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher" - Skillet

"Finish The Fight With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher" - Martin O'Donnell

"I Can Be Your Friend With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher" - VeggieTales

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Eighteen also means that college is sneaking up on you...

Be very afraid.

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It's better than people who say What the carp all the time.. Poor freshwater fish, having their species so wrongfully used as an exclamation.. Forget burger-eating, PETA needs to stop this outrageous attack on an innocent and defenseless species!

 

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I do that sometimes, except in the form of "Holy carp," and I do it just to be silly.

A favorite of mine is "What the barbecue?"

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Don't stop now! You've still got 488 to go!

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LET ME SHOW MY YOU POKEMA - *clobbered*

Don't draw Mewtwo; draw Lucario! He's tons more awesome than some pink thing!

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It's Assassin's Creed with the face of Creed from The Office (which I've never watched, but I know the guy from Dokuma's banner fad). =P

 

 

Turakii

Ah-ha! I get it now. I've never watched that show, either.

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...I don't get it.

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"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die..." - The Sandlot

Tahu bless us, indeed.

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And that's how the story ends,

now you hear the score my friends.

We're finding answers, we're setting trends.

I guess that's how the story ends.

- That's How The Story Ends, by Five Iron Frenzy.

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