Onaku Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Because you told us. Duh. The reason YOU know about the president of the world. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 The one day I decided to pretend to be female...it was a very weird day...yeah... My lack of hatred for anything other than Superman, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 It's the President of the World's fault. She invented everything else except the chauvinist and sexist Superman. Why you wanted to be female. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 It was a weird time, wanted to try everything out at least once, and plus, I'm a fictional character, bound by he who controlled my universe to do his bidding until I came here and gained free will. Pineapples, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Designed to be helmets for the men who might have their skulls crushed by the PotW. Abbreviations. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Were invented by idiots who didn't feel like writing out/pronouncing the entire words, and then laziness became accepted by the general public as a pastime and everyone started using them. Watermelons, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Used in skull crushing training. The crushed watermelons are considered a delicacy. Chocolate covered strawberries Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Are delicious. But only because the Little Known President of the world wanted them to be, they lure unsuspecting people into eating, and eating, and eating, until the point where they are considered undesirable, and therefore allowed to be killed by the skull cracking thighs of her and her minions. Stop signs, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Are made to prevent all Petewas from continuing. Sauerkraut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Isn't a real word. Verbs Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Are secretly plotting their revenge against the Nouns, because they only supplement them, when they think they deserve better in life than just being slaves to the nouns. Headphones... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Came in like a wrecking ball...dangit quotes, headphones were invented by the president of the world in order to make us ignore eachother even more, Miley Cirus, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Pulled that big breakdown off so she could skyrocket back into significance. The Elder Scrolls series. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Is all knocked off from an obscure company nobody's heard of. The little known President of the World, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Is actually a ruse to avert everyone's attention from someone even less known, who is the REAL mastermind behind everything. The identity of the real mastermind. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Is actually the President of the World, skull-crusher-with-thighs extraordinaire. 1 Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Who it has previously been stated will reveal herself to the world before killing off all undesirable males and leading a feminist government, the very day after which, an army of sexist aliens will siege the land. Manatees, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Are really just men in t-shirts, hence man-in-tee, manatee. The Asylum Bionicle RP. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Is your doctor trying to reach to you from the real world. You're actually stuck inside of your mind, endlessly dreaming of a "real" world with computers and technology and "wars". The Asylum is a portal for you to get better, but you just don't realize it yet. Magic of the old world. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Has been a lie ever since it was hunted to extinction by the little known President of the World's skull cracking ninja squad, Potatoes, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Unbeknownst to everyone, they are a product of the magic of the old world. Since they continue thriving as one of the main sources of food in the world, so does the magic of the old world. Some people have discovered this, and have gone into hiding as secret disciples of the potatoes (and the magic of the old world by extension). They will play a pivotal role in the coming war. Platypuses. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Were created in the beginning by the idiot offspring of the creator, who even in this world, where he has a body, admits the uselessness of his one and only creation. Anacondrai cultists, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Are really just furries, but with scales. My Little Pony Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Is the most glorious thing in all of creation and one of the few that will be spared in the upcoming war. Batman, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 His real name... is CLARK KENT! No wait... Superman Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Is the most dislikable person in the universe, has killed a thousand planets, turned on his own friends, helped start a league just so he could find more people to turn on, and all for the hope of causing pain. Bruce Wayne, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Is actually... SUPERMAN! No, wait, that still doesn't sound right... wait. Clark Kent Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Is secretly Wonder Woman, Um...Aquaman? Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Is actually Clark Kent. Since Clark Kent is secretly Batman, Wonder Woman AND Aquaman, he has control over three different yet similarly powerful groups: The Illuminati as Batman, the little known president of the world's government as Wonderwoman (that's right, the president is Wonderwoman), and the Atlanteans as Aquaman. He has all three factions fighting each other so that they are weakened when the sexist dudebro aliens arrive to invade, for he himself is one of them. How to stop the invasion of the sexist aliens. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 By putting Emma Thompson back in charge, abolishing the illuminati, and throwing the atlanteans into a civil war. The end of the world, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Already happened. We just aren't aware of it yet. Onions... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Are another secret conduit of the magic of the old world. It is actually this magic that will eventually become the salvation of mankind in the face of the sexist alien's invasion, but Emma Thompson is secretly a member of the disciples. When the hour of need comes, the old gods will rain from their nth dimensional residence in the sky and fight for humanity and feminism. The nth dimensional residence. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Is the fifth dimension's equivalent of the fifth dimension, except that it was able to conquer both the fifth and forth dimensions, and is now coming for the third. Raisels. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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