Steal the Mask 3

[Guest]

I NEVER HAD-OWNED A GUN-BLASTER! IT IS MY LASER CROSSBOW, AND IT WILL KEEP-REMAIN MINE! I SNIPE YOUR FACE!

 

MY LIFE-MASK AND LASER CROSSBOW!

[Onaku]

That gun license covers all fire-arms, which also covers thems laser crossbows you've gots theres. Your shot misses so completely that it instead hits your own face.

 

My yet unharmed body. I'm mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I pick you up wearing my everything-resistant gloves.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Well, in that case:

http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/sting-operation-clip.html

 

I STING YOUR FACE!

 

My life-mask.

[Onaku]

"This video is unavailable in your location" In my rage, I destroy every molecule in your body, and then scatter your quantum ashes throughout reality.

 

I'm mask

[Guest]

My Gukko gather-bring me back together. I then snipe your face with my bare hands.

 

My life-mask.

[Onaku]

Your bare-hand sniping turns out to be illegal in this galaxy. You are promptly put under arrest, prosecuted, and jailed.

 

I'm mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I pick you up again. Maybe being the mask isn't the best idea.

 

My mask

[Guest]

I put Onaku on. YES, I PUT ONAKU ON. I'm an Inika- I have no face to lose. While you are desperately trying to figure out another way to curse me, I use my Suletu powers to probe Onaku (and the mask's) mind, forcing him out of the mask and into non-existence. The mask is so happy to finally be free of him that it makes all my powers forty-seven times as strong, all at the price of just stopping Treespeaking for a few posts. The mask then latches on to my shoulder, forever connected to me as a token of my awesomeness. I then proceed to kill Pohatu in one well-placed snipe.

 

My mask... forever.

Edited November 10, 2014 by Gukko Lord

[Onaku]

Thanks for kicking out my next-door neighbor Larrynaku. But as I said; I AM THE MASK. The mask and I are one. There is no it and me. There is only... me. And by fusing to you, I am actually in possession of you. Talking about possession, I remove your head and take its place on your shoulders.

 

My body.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I detach you from Gukko Lord, and replace his head with a turnip. I have you now.

 

My Onaku.

[Guest]

I pop my head back on. Good thing my neck is a ball-joint. I then proceed to kick your collective butts with my 47x powers. Onaku gets beaten out of the mask... yet again.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

I take the mask to a magician so that he can forbid anyone from becoming it. I the Face-shot you with your own gun which I now own the permit for :3

 

My mask

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

However, before the Magician can forbid it, I enter the mask and the magician turns into a birdhouse. I am the mask, and I proceed to kick your butt by making a big foot come out of the back of me.

 

My me.

[Volatile]

However, before the Magician can forbid it, I enter the mask and the magician turns into a birdhouse. I am the mask, and I proceed to kick your butt by making a big foot come out of the back of me.

 

My me.

You do realize you just negated my post right? INVALID POST DETECTED!!!!!!!

 

My mask

[Guest]

Yo Aeron, I own no gun. I'm not negating your post; I'm just saying that you shot me with an invincibility ray. Thanks! I now kill both you and Pohatu effortlessly.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I am the mask now. You cannot kill me, only take me. I hop out of your clutches and awkwardly hop away into the bushes while you are arguing about post negation and guns and stuff.

 

My me.

[Volatile]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU ARE NOT THE MASK BECAUSE THE MASK IS CURSED TO NOT CONTAIN ANYONE

 

MY MASK

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Your rage forces me out of the mask, and I cannot get back in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, when I tried to get back in I knocked you over and took the mask.

My mask

[Guest]

I SNIPE YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Guys, guys, GUYS!!!!! You can't "become" the mask. And you can't kick me out. For goodness sake, I AM the mask. From the beginning, actually. That guy you've been seeing running around stealing the mask whom you've associated me with being? A construct of my creation. I am the mask, always have been, always will be. Now, I proceed to wrecking your sh't.

 

I'm mask.

 

 

((Since I am the op of the topic, I kind of have a bigger say in it than you guys do, so just... deal with it. Btw, there are no rules against putting yourself in the mask. That's simply not what I am doing here.))

Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[Guest]

I clone you, and imbue the clone mask with powers equal to yours. I then proceed to throw you into Pohatu's toilet (ugh) where you are rapidly melted and killed.

 

My mask!

[Onaku]

Hah, it isn't actually your mask because you threw the real mask into the toilet and melted it. Not a very smart move, mister. Anyway, I don't melt and materialize elsewhere in the universe. The mask you have eventually blows up due to molecular instability caused by... well, me.

 

I'm mask.

[Guest]

I take you and put you under my control... UGH THIS IS ANNOYING.

 

My you.

[Toa Brian Nuva]

my holograms rise up again, and purge the mask and all of its fakes of: Onaku. they clone the mask correctly so there is now 2 masks. both of which my holograms own

meanwhile, the stars start a dance of madness as entire solar systems move...

 

my hologram's masks.

Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Brian Nuva

[Guest]

I just lost a tooth! INSTAKILL!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

A humanoid construct of mine rigged Toa Brian Nuva's masks with alteration detonators. They find that the masks do not fit the required terms for being the real mask, and destroy them.

 

And you know what, Gukko Lord? You're right, this is getting annoying. From now on, that humanoid construct is going to act as the "me" in this game, as it had been before the big reveal, and we'll just act as if I'm not actually the mask. Fair? I think so.

 

But this means I can finally use the golden words:

 

My mask!

Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[kanohi of jello]

I return to the battle for the mask, thoroughly confused and ask what happened.

you all try to explain, but begin to argue.

I then self destruct and reform before all of you due to me dying first.

I pick up the mask.

My mask!

[Guest]

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I kick your kneecaps in, and your knees bend backwards. Uggh... that's actually really gross...

 

My mask.

[kanohi of jello]

I MELD WITH THE MASK AND BECOME THE KANOHI OF LIVING JELLO

 

MY MASK

Edited November 10, 2014 by kanohi of jello

[Guest]

I de-meld you and use your powers to turn Onaku (automaton) into Jello.

 

My mask.

 

PS, this piece actually prevents the knee from bending backward.

[kanohi of jello]

I hit you with a semi truck then eat onaku (automation).

 

my mask

[Guest]

I throw the truck at your face! Ultimate Sniping!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I crush you with the house of parliament.

 

My mask.

[kanohi of jello]

I resurrect Abraham Lincoln who ties you up with the Gettysburg address.

 

my mask.

[Guest]

Okay, let's get this out of the way. I know it's time, but not time to rhyme. (I'll stop now)  Your internal mask powers may be used as a trump card later on, so better safe than sorry. I un-flatten myself and crush your automaton. I then place the mask (you) on one side of my Soul-Switcher-Matic-2000 and a pebble on the other. I turn it on, and after a startling display of flashing lights and sounds, you are a pebble and the mask is once again nearly inanimate. You try to squirm away as I pick you up and throw you into the sun. Then I pick up the mask and, after checking that you aren't a part of it, smile victoriously.

 

My mask.

 

(By you I mean Onaku)

Edited November 10, 2014 by Gukko Lord

[kanohi of jello]

I applaud the amount of effort that went into that last post as well as for separating Onaku and the mask.

Due to the applause you bow and I smash you upside the head with a metal pipe and carry on my way with the mask.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

 

I just beat you both with a stick. To h*ll with it.

 

My mask...

 

Actually, no. Enough is enough. Stop trying to separate me and the mask, after I've explicitly stated that I AM the mask. There is no "I'm in the mask" or "I can be separated". The mask is me, and separating me from it simply makes a fake copy. Congrats, you're holding a fake copy. I'm ready to drop this thing if you are, but I am, always have been, and always will be the mask. That's a RULE in the game now, and you have to f*cking abide by it.

 

I AM the mask! My mask

Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[Guest]

Hey Onaku! Guess what?

http://www.bzpower.com/board/topic/15599-the-evil-onuku-bftgm/

 

My mask!