Steal the Mask 3

[skratchR]

As i am comatose, my brain does not have to do all the actions required for movement and non-comatose day to day life. So I can use all my brain to send mental blasts at you, which destroy your heads in explosions of brains and bionicles (which we all have in our head, controlling us in a city they call SkratchR Nui). Also, I wake up from the noise.

 

My mask.

Edited November 14, 2014 by skratchR

[Guest]

I snipe your face!

 

My mask.

[Constructelf]

I pop in from nowhere and through a Lego alarm clock at you and run off with the mask.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Lehvak-Kal crash lands on your face.

[Volatile]

YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD THE MASK!!!

 

My mask

Edited November 15, 2014 by Toa Aeron

[Guest]

I throw a melon at you.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

I throw millions of madu at you

 

My madk

[skratchR]

I throw billions of thornax at you. And an orange.

 

My mask.

[kanohi of jello]

I emerge from the shadows carrying nothing but a boom box and a grocery bag.

You all stare as I begin to play music and put an afro on 

In the ensuing disco, half of you are partying and the other half are murdering those dancing.

I sneak out undetected.

 

MY MASK.

Edited November 15, 2014 by kanohi of jello

[constantine0913]

I use amaterasu.

 

My Mask!

[Dane-gerous]

I summon all my OC characters to kill you and I take the mask

MY mask.

[Onaku]

I create an elaborate plot that involves ghosts and skeletons dressed up in christmas themed clothes, singing darn good pop songs to tantalize everyone. While the epicness plays out, I steal the mask, enter a helicopter with an awesome paint-job, and fly off into the moonset.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

...until you realise who is piloting the helicopter. "Hey, how's it going?" says ShadowVezon, controlling the helicopter. The helicopter then explodes, leaving me to freefall down the the ground.

 

My Mask.

Edited November 15, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Onaku]

Hey doofus! You forgot a parachute! You splat on the ground and die.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

And then you realize that younare freefalling down niagra falls without the parachute

 

My mask

[Guest]

I turn you into a Minifig.

 

My mask.

[RAMPANT]

I preform a heretofore unheard of spine removal surgery, allowing me to acquire not only the mask, but your spine as well.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I buy myself another spine from Bricklink, which I then use as a bo staff to beat the tar out of you.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Lehvak-Kal headbutts your butt.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

You have 1234 posts!

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I throw my backpack down on you, after a great weekend of backpacking. The force crushes you.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

You stand in line at the ATM. You remember your in Russia.

 

 

My mask.

[Ghidora131]

I arrive in smash bros style, and I have an epic cutscene showing me beating the sense out of all of you. The cut scene was so awesome that I swipe the mask in hopes I am only a DLC in smash.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I un-crush myself and then kill you horribly for making Lewa a mime (UGH), thus haunting my nightmares. Take that! And that! And that, mwah!

 

My mask and sweet revenge.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Lewa becomes a meme and kills you, breaking the Toa Code and then he dies.

 

My mask

[Dane-gerous]

I summon Omega to break your new spine.

my mask.

[Guest]

I kill everyone in one strike.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Pohatu used Fissure! It's a One-Hit KO! Gukko Lord fainted!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Toa Onaku used Batglare! It's a 0 hit K.O.! Pohatu ceased existing!

 

My mask.

Edited November 17, 2014 by Toa Onaku

[Guest]

Gukko Lord unfainted! It's a -5 hit K.O.! Toa Onaku was incinerated!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

But by removing those five hits, you have also made me immortal for the next five pages, which means... absolutely nothing in the context of this game. I proceed to punching you so hard in the face that the contents of your head explode out the back of it.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Pohatu used Protector of Stone!

 

My mask.

[RAMPANT]

I beat you senseless with Gukko Lord's original spine (which I still have from earlier in the topic).

 

My mask, however instead of keeping it I use Gukko Lords spine as a pedestal and leave the mask unattended.

Edited November 17, 2014 by Rampant

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I replace Gukko Lord's spine, and he beats you up as a reward for me giving him his spine back.

 

My mask.

[constantine0913]

Airy invades our world and in the confusion i steal the mask.

 

 

My Mask

[Onaku]

I detonate a quantum string that's passing through the planet. The resulting detonation cleaves the planet in half, sending one chunk flying at the sun, and the other into the cold depths of space. Meanwhile, I escape with the mask in a space ship, and then start building a space station where the planet was.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I put back the contents of my head, thus destroying the quantum string and resetting the universe.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

All of this was actually a vivid hallucination within your mind. What did you think would happen when you just crammed all of that head stuff back in?

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I snipe your face, so you can't even hallucinate! I then truly reset the universe.

 

My mask.

[Dane-gerous]

I throw an

axe at a dartboard called your head.

My mask.

Edited November 17, 2014 by VahkiDane