Steal the Mask 3

[Onaku]

By cleaving his head, the universe un-resets.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

*sigh* I buy myself yet another head from BrickLink.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

All your mask are belong to us.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I can has mask?

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

You no can has mask.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Constructelf]

You shall not pass take the mask.

 

My mask.

Edited November 18, 2014 by namcurtsnoC

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

You didn't say it was your mask, so I take the mask from Rider.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

A Weird Al song kills you.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Ermahgerd, BONKLZ!

 

Mah Mersk.

[Onaku]

The mersk turns out to be a separate entity from the mask itself, and it proceeds to devouring you alive. Enjoy a thousand years in its slow-digesting stomach acids.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

As I'm sitting in its slow-digesting stomach juices, I somehow get the power of ice. I freeze the mersk, making it brittle and easy to break through. After that's over, I kill you with a snipe... to the FACE!

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I throw a snipe at you, which pecks your brain out.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I release a flock of mutated snipes at you, and they proceed to eating you alive.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

You get hit in the head with a rock.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I stuff all my brains back in. Then I snipe a rock at your head!

 

My mask.

[skratchR]

The snipe gets sick of being thrown around, son he goes to the SUS (Sindicate of Unified Snipes) and gets on strike. After some very violent months, a snipe-bolshevik revolution happens, and the snipe becomes our supreme leader. He then proceeds to give the mask to me for safekeeping.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

The snipes all spontaneously die. And so do you.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I snipe you with a snipe.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

I distract you with a picture of this. While you are drooling I get the mask and run for it

 

My mask

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

It's just Zero Suit Samus. Not something to drool over, IMO. Now if it was a picture of green beans, black olives, rice and raspberries... now THAT'S something to drool over. I am unaffected.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Unfortunately for you, I happen to have a picture of just that. Prepare your saliva.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

However you notice it is also something to drool at, which you do.

 

 

 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I drool on your face.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I have acid drool.

 

My mask.

[Ride Another Day]

I has napkins.

 

 

 

My mask.

[Dalek CAAN]

While you were typing in your response I took the mask from you.

 

 

My mask.

 

 

EXTERMINATE!

[Guest]

Sonic Screwdriver!

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Cybermen kill you.

 

My mask.

[Dalek CAAN]

I use my lazer and EXTERMINATE! You.

 

 

My mask.

 

 

EXTERMINATE!

Edited November 19, 2014 by Dalek CAAN

[Onaku]

I start a time-war with you. It goes on for an entire eternity, and at the end of it, we've destroyed fifty galaxies, burnt millions of life-bearing planets, and put both of our species to the brink of extinction. There we both stand, at the top of a large mountain amidst the burning remains of a once flourishing planet. I then detonate the explosives I'd rigged you with.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I reverse the universe's time totally, and recreate it without you.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

This creates an imbalance, how ever, as many of the villains I had stopped in my long war with Dalek CAAN are now free to do as they please. One of them, the ultra-cyber-men. have taken over the planet, and upgraded all of its inhabitants to cybermen, including you. 

 

Not your mask. I still don't exist, though.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I make you exist again and in thanks you get me the mask. With it, I turn everyone back to normal. Makes total sense!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Except now you've made a dangerous enemy of the ultra-cyber-men. They proceed to annihilating the planet, and everything on it. I manage to save you, me, and a couple of innocent people with my emergency space ship, but everyone else is dead or re-upgraded. I keep the mask on board the ship in a safe, to which only I know the code of unlocking.

 

My mask, for now...

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I laser beam through the safe and then laser beam the boss cyberman. They gained a hive mind during their takeover, and they somehow all explode phantom-menace style.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

The time reset makes me un-killed. Unlike you; I kill you.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I punch you with a supernova.

 

My mask.

[Dane-gerous]

STOP. HAMMER TIME! *swings hammer*

MY MASK

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Ekimu knocks your mask off of your face, sending both into a deep slumber. The masks were scattered across the land, waiting for a time when someone would come looking for them. I just go to your comatose body and rip the Ignika from your hand.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

By destroying the cybermen you've DOOMED US ALL!!! Ok, not really, but in the panic I just induced there, I run away with the mask.

 

My mask. And I lied, you did doom us. The daleks are here now.