Steal the Mask 3

[ShadowVezon]

I grab the resulting cube and bash you over the head with it.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

I run you over with a train.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I am the train.

 

My mask.

[Makuta Miras]

Turns out I sabotaged your brakes.

 

You crash into a platform, killing many people and smashing your face in.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I got you on film sabotaging those brakes. I use it as leverage against you to give me the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I sneak in and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I spook you. Your pants fill with bricks. The bricks ensure that you can't catch up to me as I run away with the mask.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I am immune to bricks.

 

My mask.

[Exploding Cheese]

You might be immune to bricks... BUT YOUR NOT IMMUNE TO ROCKS!

 

I throw millions of giant rocks and boulders at you.

 

I see your hand poking out of the massive boulder that has crushed you. Along with the mask.

 

I walk away with the mask in my hand, however in the background, Kovsorr's hand twitches, and then comes to a fist formation.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I burst out of the rocks, seemingly unscathed, and proceed to hunt you down over the course of several weeks. Eventually, after an epic battle, I am defeated, but the mask is lost... who has it now?

 

A mysterious person's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

That "mysterious person" is me. Oh, and don't worry - Exploding Cheese finds the same boulders he used as weapons turning on him and crushing him under several layers of rock. I think you all forgot that they're still a part of me.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 13, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Volatile]

But where are all the electrons in your body?

Back to me. I have them! Look again. The electrons are now inside a black hole! Anything is possible when your man smells like a man, man. I am on a kikanalo.

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drown you in Old Spice Body Wash.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

No more Old Spice - try Tusk!

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I trump all three of you by not needing body wash at all.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

You eventually smell. Everyone deserts you. You die alone in a hole, and I take the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

You realise that what you had smelt was actually gasoline, shortly before my body ignites, catching you in a massive explosion.

 

I should point out that body odour is easy to remove when you can alter your body's chemistry like I can.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 13, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I form a shield around myself made of diamond, protecting me from the explosion. I then proceed to use a Kanohi Felnas, sending your body's ability to alter its chemistry haywire. This causes you to turn into a graphite statue of yourself.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

The Felnas isn't strong enough to disrupt my entire being (which would be incredibly bad for the planet, FYI) but it's effective nonetheless.

 

Unfortunately, the ground beneath you also starts rapidly changing state. Considering you're now sinking through that ground, you should be concerned about this.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 13, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

Pah, I do not require air. I destroy the planet by waiting until I reach the core.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I pull you out before you destroy the planet, and throw you into space. I then proceed to destroying the planet by employing a legendary version of the Felnas to disrupt TwilightVezon's entire being. I escape the Armageddon by instantaneously blinking myself out of existence and into existence halfway across the universe.

 

My mask.

[Exploding Cheese]

While you might have been blinked out of existence, but the mask hasn't.

 

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I punch your leg off and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Exploding Cheese]

I punch your index finger off clean, and steal the mask

 

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I punch your ear off.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Turns out that the mask did blink out of existence with me, and that the mask that was left behind was actually a fake. Rigged with explosives. Which were on a timer that goes off right about... now.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I turn myself intangible and avoid the explosion, before using my knowledge of geophysics and gravity wells to locate the place in the universe you blinked to. I then go there, slap you upside the head, and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see that you are not worthy of holding the Mask. So I walk up to you, take it out of your hands, and walk away. Simple as that.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Fortunately, removal of control over my body substance isn't fatal (though those who used to live on the planet might have disagreed) so I quickly recover once the Felnas wears off.

 

I then teleport behind Toa Smoke Monster, root into the ground and emerge from underneath him, dragging him into the earth.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I swipe the mask from Toa Smoke Monster while you are dragging him into the ground, then I blast off into space.

 

My mask!

[ShadowVezon]

My tendrils spread through the planet and turn it into a spaceship. I then use it to ram you, sucking the Mask into the ground to keep it away from you for the couple of seconds I'll need to begin my brand new, completely original masterplan.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I say, "Come forth, mask," and the mask doth come forth into mine arms.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I say "Not on your nelly." and the ground morphs into a massive mallet, which promptly squashes you.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I reform from the squashing.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I squash you again repeatedly.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 14, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I continually reform, each squash only causing me to grow STRONGER!

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

That's quite all right, I only need to distract you long enough for somebody important to show up.

 

To keep you down, the mallet grows large spikes, and I add in several more mallets for good measure.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I reach out an arm from under the mallet and grab the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I disperse the mallets and replace them with a series of giant knives, to chop you up enough that you're physically unable to hold the Mask.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 14, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I regenerate from one of the slices, and run off with the mask.

 

My mask.