Steal the Mask 3

[Makuta Miras]

You choke to death on your food as you are celebrating your ownership of the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

So do you.

 

That's because I poisoned the food.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 1, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Makuta Miras]

How can I choke to death due to food being poisoned?

 

Faulty logic, therefore still my mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Some poisons can cause such a reaction. For example, Cyanide when ingested can burn the throat and cause a buildup of fluid in the lungs, which causes a choking fit.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 1, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Pohaturon]

As TwilightVezon is momentarily stunned by my glorious return amid fanfare, an impromptu dance show performed by hobgoblins, several double rainbows sprouting simultaneously, and tiny spicy sausages falling from the sky, I nick the mask and speed off on a bike, laughing maniacally.

 

My mask.

 

Edited October 1, 2016 by Pohaturon

[ShadowVezon]

Suddenly I rise from the ground in front of you, causing you to crash into me and go flying off of your bike.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I catch him, and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I throw you into a coffin, nail it shut, throw said coffin into a nearby grave, and bury it in mud.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I find the coffin, take Collector out, replace him with you, and dump you into an incinerator. I then drain Collector's blood with a horde of ferocious leeches.

 

My mask.

[Makuta Miras]

I AM the leeches!

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Good for you. You drink Collector's blood... which had neurotoxins in it!

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

(Well, I did mention I was poisonous a page or two ago.)

 

Thankfully, my insane healing factor means that once Miras has finished draining all my blood (and therefore dying) I am back to peak condition! I then shank you and take the mask.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I grab the weapon from your hand and effortlessly crush the blade into a mangled mess, before stabbing you with it handle first.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

I destroy the mask from beyond the grave, killing all life. Including the people who are dead inside or died a long time ago. Basically think of it as exiling in MTG.

 

Nobody's mask because i'm still dead.

[ShadowVezon]

It's hard to kill people who are already dead, you know. (That isn't something which applies to me by the way, just wanted to point that out.)

 

It was a valiant effort, and might perhaps have worked if I existed in this universe alone. As usual however, that is not the case, and so the death of a significant portion of my being fails to permanently finish me off. I assume you forgot that, as my soul is split across my entire being, part of my body dying isn't enough to kill me. Oh, and to add insult to injury, I use the mass release of soul energy from the death of the entire universe to power myself up, in case you thought I wasn't difficult enough to kill already.

 

By the way, great job at removing the only foolproof method of resurrection for both you, and anyone whoo could pose a threat to my new order. (Well, besides Inary.) All that effort to kill me, and I was the only one who benefitted from it. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 1, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Onaku]

I arrive late with a lukewarm starbucks and a half-eaten sandwich. What'd I miss?

 

Btw, you dropped the mask somehow...

 

Not your mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

Luckily, you didn't miss me engaging in a cosmic battle of epic proportions with TwilightVezon, eventually crippling him with the aid of all my masks, and taking the Ignika- the one mask that matters.

 

My glorious mask.

[Onaku]

... Good job picking up an owner-less mask, I guess? Although, I can't say that it's that good of a job considering the fact that a magma golem just picked you up and is now munching your sorry little form while a mysterious terramancer picks up the mask.

 

Terramancer's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I will the sea to rise up and crash over the magma golem, neutralising it and sweeping away the terramancer.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I was the sea, and I grab the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

However, you had unwittingly been a part of me ever since the cosmic battle, and I force you to hand me back the Mask.

 

Don't worry though, I have no intention of fully assimilating you. I'm not risking the possibiliy of you being too strongly willed, especially after meeting three people who could fight back. Think of it more as me overriding your decisions rather than making them for you. (I'd have hoped that me controlling the sea despite no apparent ability to do so would have been a bit of a clue, since I lost my elemental control over water when Aeron erased the Staff.)

 

My Mask.

Edited October 2, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see that you want to control the sea. I can't help you with that, but I can strap a hundred pound bag of bricks to you and hurl you into the deepest part of the sea instead. So I do that.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

First of all, I literally just implied that I was already the sea, so I just lift myself back out o0f the water in an impressive display..

 

Second, even if being knocked into the sea was a problem, I don't need to breathe so I could just swim back out.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I inform Davy Jones that you have become the sea. He isn't happy with this development, so he takes you to his locker.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

You're walking in the woods.

There's no one around,

And your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Kosvorr the Collector.

 

He's following you

About 30 feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He's gaining on you.

Kosvorr the Collector.

 

You're looking for your car,

But you're all turned around.

He's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!

 

Running for your life

(From Kosvorr the Collector.)

He's brandishing a knife.

(It's Kosvorr the Collector.)

Lurking in the shadows

BZPower superstar Kosvorr the Collector.

Living in the woods,

(Kosvorr the Collector.)

Killing for sport,

(Kosvorr the Collector.)

Eating all the bodies

Actual cannibal Kosvorr the Collector.

 

My mask.

Edited October 3, 2016 by Kovsorr the Collector

[ShadowVezon]

You should know that I despise cannibals, Collector. Believe me, you are very fortunate right now that I'm trying to quickly rid myself of your interference.

 

I take the opportunity to assimilate Davy Jones, gaing even more power over the seas in the process. I then create a tidal wave large enough to flood the area you're in, making you easy pickings for the Kraken I summoned.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 3, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I give up cannibalism, then unleash magma from beneath the crust, causing the tidal wave to end up as a brittle mess of rock. I shatter it, and by extension the whole sea (because that's how logic works).

 

Your power is broken.

 

Mwahahahaha!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I use this remarkable opportunity to skin you alive.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Don't you start.

 

Besides, my power isn't broken, merely shifted in focus. Now I simply command rocks instead of water, but it doesn't diminish my control. Speaking of which, I will the ground beneath your feet to open up, plunging you into the depths of the earth. The aim is for you to burn up in the Earth's core. Of course, I'm fully aware that you're likely to survive the heat, so I seal the gap behind you to prevent you from climbing/flying out.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I do not need my skin to function, so I merely regrow it.

 

While TwilightVezon is busy with his sealing, I sneak up behind him and throw a sack over his head, before hurling him off a cliff into oblivion.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

You turn around to see me standing right behind you, as if I hadn't moved. I then promptly shove you off of the cliff.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 3, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

You have beaten Kovsorr the Collector.

 

Wait! He isn't dead! (Collector Surprise!)

There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes!

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Of course there's death in his eyes, because I shot him in the back of the head while he was focusing on me.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I grow a spare head, and headbutt you so hard your head splits in two.

 

My mask!

[ShadowVezon]

The me behind you shoots you through the chest. The me with half a head is unaffected by the damage to its body, which shouldn't be surprising considering it's literally just a bunch of animated rocks with a perception filter.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 3, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

'Tis but a chest wound!

 

Meanwhile, I stab the you behind me and melt the one that's made of rocks.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

The me which has been stabbed isn't fazed by the attack, and it pulls the knife from its chest. It lunges at you, pinning you to the floor, and several more mes pile on to crush you under their combined weight.

 

My Mask.

Edited October 3, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I turn into smoke and drift out of the pile of yous. I then proceed to drop a nuke on 'em (from a safe distance, of course).

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

The nuke destroys both the pile of now-inanimate rocks, and the surrounding area.

 

You turn around to find me standing calmly a few meters behind you. I give you just enough time to process this, before clicking my fingers and triggering the ground beneath you to explode.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I explode into a fine red mist, but then suddenly I'm back.

 

This doesn't make sense, but what fun is there in making sense?

 

I click my fingers jauntily and your head is suddenly replaced with a turnip.

 

My mask.