user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I NEVER HAD-OWNED A GUN-BLASTER! IT IS MY LASER CROSSBOW, AND IT WILL KEEP-REMAIN MINE! I SNIPE YOUR FACE! MY LIFE-MASK AND LASER CROSSBOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 That gun license covers all fire-arms, which also covers thems laser crossbows you've gots theres. Your shot misses so completely that it instead hits your own face. My yet unharmed body. I'm mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I pick you up wearing my everything-resistant gloves. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Well, in that case:http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/sting-operation-clip.html I STING YOUR FACE! My life-mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 "This video is unavailable in your location" In my rage, I destroy every molecule in your body, and then scatter your quantum ashes throughout reality. I'm mask Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 My Gukko gather-bring me back together. I then snipe your face with my bare hands. My life-mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 Your bare-hand sniping turns out to be illegal in this galaxy. You are promptly put under arrest, prosecuted, and jailed. I'm mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I pick you up again. Maybe being the mask isn't the best idea. My mask Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) I put Onaku on. YES, I PUT ONAKU ON. I'm an Inika- I have no face to lose. While you are desperately trying to figure out another way to curse me, I use my Suletu powers to probe Onaku (and the mask's) mind, forcing him out of the mask and into non-existence. The mask is so happy to finally be free of him that it makes all my powers forty-seven times as strong, all at the price of just stopping Treespeaking for a few posts. The mask then latches on to my shoulder, forever connected to me as a token of my awesomeness. I then proceed to kill Pohatu in one well-placed snipe. My mask... forever. Edited November 10, 2014 by Gukko Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 Thanks for kicking out my next-door neighbor Larrynaku. But as I said; I AM THE MASK. The mask and I are one. There is no it and me. There is only... me. And by fusing to you, I am actually in possession of you. Talking about possession, I remove your head and take its place on your shoulders. My body. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I detach you from Gukko Lord, and replace his head with a turnip. I have you now. My Onaku. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I pop my head back on. Good thing my neck is a ball-joint. I then proceed to kick your collective butts with my 47x powers. Onaku gets beaten out of the mask... yet again. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I take the mask to a magician so that he can forbid anyone from becoming it. I the Face-shot you with your own gun which I now own the permit for :3 My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 However, before the Magician can forbid it, I enter the mask and the magician turns into a birdhouse. I am the mask, and I proceed to kick your butt by making a big foot come out of the back of me. My me. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 However, before the Magician can forbid it, I enter the mask and the magician turns into a birdhouse. I am the mask, and I proceed to kick your butt by making a big foot come out of the back of me. My me.You do realize you just negated my post right? INVALID POST DETECTED!!!!!!! My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Yo Aeron, I own no gun. I'm not negating your post; I'm just saying that you shot me with an invincibility ray. Thanks! I now kill both you and Pohatu effortlessly. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I am the mask now. You cannot kill me, only take me. I hop out of your clutches and awkwardly hop away into the bushes while you are arguing about post negation and guns and stuff. My me. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU ARE NOT THE MASK BECAUSE THE MASK IS CURSED TO NOT CONTAIN ANYONE MY MASK Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Your rage forces me out of the mask, and I cannot get back in. However, when I tried to get back in I knocked you over and took the mask.My mask Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I SNIPE YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) Guys, guys, GUYS!!!!! You can't "become" the mask. And you can't kick me out. For goodness sake, I AM the mask. From the beginning, actually. That guy you've been seeing running around stealing the mask whom you've associated me with being? A construct of my creation. I am the mask, always have been, always will be. Now, I proceed to wrecking your sh't. I'm mask. ((Since I am the op of the topic, I kind of have a bigger say in it than you guys do, so just... deal with it. Btw, there are no rules against putting yourself in the mask. That's simply not what I am doing here.)) Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I clone you, and imbue the clone mask with powers equal to yours. I then proceed to throw you into Pohatu's toilet (ugh) where you are rapidly melted and killed. My mask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 Hah, it isn't actually your mask because you threw the real mask into the toilet and melted it. Not a very smart move, mister. Anyway, I don't melt and materialize elsewhere in the universe. The mask you have eventually blows up due to molecular instability caused by... well, me. I'm mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I take you and put you under my control... UGH THIS IS ANNOYING. My you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Brian Nuva Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) my holograms rise up again, and purge the mask and all of its fakes of: Onaku. they clone the mask correctly so there is now 2 masks. both of which my holograms ownmeanwhile, the stars start a dance of madness as entire solar systems move... my hologram's masks. Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Brian Nuva Quote Chaos will prevail... eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I just lost a tooth! INSTAKILL! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) A humanoid construct of mine rigged Toa Brian Nuva's masks with alteration detonators. They find that the masks do not fit the required terms for being the real mask, and destroy them. And you know what, Gukko Lord? You're right, this is getting annoying. From now on, that humanoid construct is going to act as the "me" in this game, as it had been before the big reveal, and we'll just act as if I'm not actually the mask. Fair? I think so. But this means I can finally use the golden words: My mask! Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I return to the battle for the mask, thoroughly confused and ask what happened.you all try to explain, but begin to argue.I then self destruct and reform before all of you due to me dying first.I pick up the mask.My mask! Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 I kick your kneecaps in, and your knees bend backwards. Uggh... that's actually really gross... My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) I MELD WITH THE MASK AND BECOME THE KANOHI OF LIVING JELLO MY MASK Edited November 10, 2014 by kanohi of jello Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I de-meld you and use your powers to turn Onaku (automaton) into Jello. My mask. PS, this piece actually prevents the knee from bending backward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I hit you with a semi truck then eat onaku (automation). my mask Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I throw the truck at your face! Ultimate Sniping! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 I crush you with the house of parliament. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I resurrect Abraham Lincoln who ties you up with the Gettysburg address. my mask. Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) Okay, let's get this out of the way. I know it's time, but not time to rhyme. (I'll stop now) Your internal mask powers may be used as a trump card later on, so better safe than sorry. I un-flatten myself and crush your automaton. I then place the mask (you) on one side of my Soul-Switcher-Matic-2000 and a pebble on the other. I turn it on, and after a startling display of flashing lights and sounds, you are a pebble and the mask is once again nearly inanimate. You try to squirm away as I pick you up and throw you into the sun. Then I pick up the mask and, after checking that you aren't a part of it, smile victoriously. My mask. (By you I mean Onaku) Edited November 10, 2014 by Gukko Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I applaud the amount of effort that went into that last post as well as for separating Onaku and the mask.Due to the applause you bow and I smash you upside the head with a metal pipe and carry on my way with the mask. My mask. Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) I just beat you both with a stick. To h*ll with it. My mask... Actually, no. Enough is enough. Stop trying to separate me and the mask, after I've explicitly stated that I AM the mask. There is no "I'm in the mask" or "I can be separated". The mask is me, and separating me from it simply makes a fake copy. Congrats, you're holding a fake copy. I'm ready to drop this thing if you are, but I am, always have been, and always will be the mask. That's a RULE in the game now, and you have to f*cking abide by it. I AM the mask! My mask Edited November 10, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Hey Onaku! Guess what?http://www.bzpower.com/board/topic/15599-the-evil-onuku-bftgm/ My mask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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