Steal The Mask!

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe it with bacon.@Belonephoia: The point of the game is to actually steal the mask, not give it to random creatures.Edit: Though the antecedent of the pronoun "it" may be a Rahi, please try to keep things more Bionicle-related.-Wind-

Edited April 15, 2012 by -Windrider-

[JiMing]

@ Toa of Smooth Jazz: WhateverI walk my fabulous self in to Spherus Magna, and introduce you to my pet Muaka, Mr. Fluffles.It didn't end well.My mask.

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe him with bacon. Now he is my pet. I turn him on you.My mask.

[Parazan]

I get a giant strip of bacon, glue you on top, and then toss it towards Kardas, whom likes bacon. It didn't end well.MY MASK!

[The Swimming Beard]

I come back to life miraculously, and bring Kardas, who liked my flavor so much that he remained forever loyal to me.My mask.

Edited April 15, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Voxumo]

i introduce kardas to a big mac and it tastes far better than you and thus he uses his power to blast the mask out of your hands and it is flung to me.my mask

[Axilus Prime]

If you read my comics, you will know that I am the MASTER of all pie and bacon. I take control of ALL THE RAHI EVER MENTIONED IN THIS TOPIC AND USE THEM TO KILL YOU ALL!My bloody mask.

[Wotz]

Did someone say 'Tahu Nuva Golden gets trampled by Kane-Ra'?My mask.

[Parazan]

Did someone say wotsiznaim gets ripped to bits by manas crabs?My mask.

[Wotz]

No, I don't think they did. You must have misheard them when they said you got stabbed to death by Lariska.My mask.

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe Kardas with a big mac with bacon.He steals the mask for me.My mask.

[Voxumo]

i summon a horde of bohrok who neutralize the kardas. and i distract you while Darkness comes up behind you and steals the mask tosses it to me and we teleport to a secret location. my mask

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe darkness with bacon.My mask.

[Voxumo]

i poison the bacon and he gets mad when he gets food poisoning from the bacon you gave him and he steals the mask and then has Shadow Stealer drag you into the shadows. he hands the mask back to me.my mask

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe Shadow Stealer and Darkness with un-poisoned bacon.My mask.

[Axilus Prime]

I bribe TSO to order them not to accept your bribe.My mask.

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe TSO to bring his whole group of Dark Hunters.My mask.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

I use the Rau to crack the Da Vinchi code and you lose your sanity when you hear it.I don't lose mine because I have a cookie.MY mask

[Parazan]

I am Lord Parazan, and me being the overlord of time, I go back in time using the Vahi and stop cookies from even existing. You lose your sanity as well.My mask.

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe Kardas with bacon, and he steals the Vahi and the Ignika for me.My mask.

[Parazan]

I, being Lord Parazan, overlord of time, go back in time and stop Bacon from even existing. You are devoured by Kardas.My mask.

Edited April 16, 2012 by Parazan

[The Swimming Beard]

I introduce kardas to sausage, which he likes even better than bacon. He steals the mask for me.My mask.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

I get Gadunka using a COOKIE i stole from Rowan Atkinson using the Olmak and he kills Kardas and find Lord Parazan's arch enemy and half-brother, Lord Parmazan.The cheesy lord kills you.My mask.

[The Swimming Beard]

I introduce Gadunka to a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich and get him to steal the mask for me.My mask.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

I give him the mask of life and he quadtruples in size. He eats all of us and I steal the mask from him while in his digestive system.MY mask

[The Swimming Beard]

I give Gadunka a giant pack of bacon, and he is loyal to me once again, though 3 times larger.My mask.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Haha! You see this was a plan from the beginning, I had rigged Gadunka with explosives (Sorry dude)AND NOW YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!*POOF*Although I have sick all over me...MY mask.

[Voxumo]

i use a mask of rahi control and summon a energy hound who attacks you and during the brief struggle i steal the mask and activate my kanohi olmak and transport the mask to a pocket dimension that only i can access. and that pocket dimension contains tons of dangerous creatures who obey my commands.My mask

[The Swimming Beard]

I enter said pocket dimension, and bribe the rahi with bacon to not attack me. I then tak the mask.My mask.

[Elrond of Rivendell]

I destroy all bacon in the world and you fall into depression. I also destroy the mask of time so you can't go back and change that future.My mask-Bane

[The Swimming Beard]

I bring Kardas, who likes sausage as well as bacon, and I cover you in sausage. It didn't end well.My mask.

[Voxumo]

Luckily i have something no giant dragon can resist, another giant dragon the Kanohi Dragon. And to add fuel to the fire the kanohi dragon is holding several boxes of high grade sausage and When kardas sees this he flips out and attacks. The 2 duke it how and during the ensuing fight i steal the mask from you and put it into a secret pack i have on me which can not be destroyed and can only be opened by 3 finger prints. one of the prints is mine. My mask

[The Lonesome Wanderer]

I do believe that there never was and will never be a mask in this topic, the idea is preposterous.While you ponder this I take the maskmy mask

Edited April 18, 2012 by gdfgdfgdfice

[Voxumo]

since you confused me i summon tren krom and have him probe your mind. after he is done with you your cowering in a corner saying illogical things like teridax is a small little fikou spider.i take the mask out of your grip and claim it for my self

[The Swimming Beard]

I bring The Gadunka, and bribe him with high grade sausage to steal the mask for me.My mask.

[Axilus Prime]

I eat all your bacon and sausage, leaving you without bribes. Then, I frame you all for it, and every Rahi in this topic eats you. I take the mask in the middle of the chaos. MY MASK!

[The Swimming Beard]

I bribe said rahi with beef jerky, and they become loyal to me. I then bring them to aid me in stealing the mask.My mask.

[Axilus Prime]

I station a friend to use a Zatth repeatedly, causing your Rahi to leave you (Along with a few hundred million Rahi surrounding him...). He then teleports away to avoid being eaten. My mask.(WHO KEEPS DELETING MY POSTS THAT DON'T CONTAIN IMAGES?!)

[The Swimming Beard]

I bring kardas, who I fed so much beef jerky that he grew to be 10 times larger. I then cover you in beef jerky. It didn't end well.My mask.

[Axilus Prime]

I bring Vezon, who steals Kardas back and rampages in the first place he sees for fun. (That being your house...)You are forced to stop him, which you cannot do while protecting the mask from me. I take it.My mask.