Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Just then, the great controller in the sky transforms, and the Mario Karts game reverts to Mario Karts 64 (the only one I've played XD), and to Wario Stadium.The car takes the lead again, And is just about to make that odd jump when a blue koopa shell hits the car, lightning strikes, and Bowser's kart hits it, causing it to whiiiiiirl and fall to the bottom of the track. 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Luckily, the camera angle changes to below the car, and the car smashes through the TV screen, to safety.But it's now tiny, and stuck in a room with a cat! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Luckily the Cat in in need of intensive boxapy, and thus it could not care any about the car, and is more interested in the Television screen that is now a giant empty box.But the Car is in the house from Honey, I shrunk the Kids! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 There's nothing wrong with that, it just drives out when the front door is opened.But a Void crack has appeared on the doorstep, and the car has driven into it! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 And out the dog's mouth.As the car turns a left at the front gate, the cat inside nibbles on a wire in the television, and the shrink-effect is disabled. The car is full-size again, and races on. As it drives on down the streets, one of the tail-lights goes out, and a squad of police cars pursue it, demanding that the car.....STOP! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 A swarm of mutated Kinloka that I definitely didn't create while attempting to breed them with Gukko attack the police cars.But they now want to attack the car. Oh dear. I mean, not like it's my fault or anything. Yeah... [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 THe car swerves and crashes into Pirok's house, making a huge hole in the side. The Kinloka decide to attack Pirok instead and the car races off.THe car races out of the town and into a long stretch of desert. It races by so fast it never sees the sign that says "Experimental bomb testing site, next 100 miles" 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Luckily, Pirok has balloons attached to his house, which falls in the way, giving the car no choice but to do a U-turn. And I like my house. It's gonna take ages to fix it. Now my next comic is gonna have to deal with holes in walls, Kinlukko and balloons! CURSES!I am so angry that I send the car 500 years into the future, where the land is post-apocalyptic. (Yeah, Va-Matoran have powers. Go to: http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Vahi) [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Little known fact, a Ko-Matoran was actually the first to create a Vahi. He just kept it for himself so Vakama had to make his own :PAnyway, The car drives into a cryogenics machine, which freezes it for two-thousand and fifteen years, when everything is back to normal and time-travel has been perfected. The car is then sent back to its original time. It appears in the air, crashes through Pirok's roof to the ground floor, and races off into the distance.Just then, a BioBomb, built from exploding druit, Durian odour extract, and several other smelly plants drops ten feet from Pirok's house, creating huge tremors in the earth, sending both the house AND the car plummeting to the Earth's core. 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 It lands in the Land of the Dinosaurs, completely unharmed. Pirok's house floats back up with spare ballons, but...The car is stuck with the dinosaurs!(You do know the Fourth Wall is broken in my comics, right? All this is gonna end up happening in a comic. When I'm finished it, I'll send you a link. ) [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 The dinosaurs eat each other, leaving the car driving through a prehistoric jungle.However, Discord appears and uses his chaotic powers to flip the universe over, with the car. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 The car activates its artificial gravity, thus ensuring its safety.But the artificial gravity is failing! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 but it doesn't matter because the Universe being flipped over doesn't affect the gravitational pull of the planet.The car drives into a large crater, and as it reaches the bottom, a tidal wave washes over the desert, and begins to flood the car...AND IT'S WINDOWS ARE DOWN! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Luckily, the car is no longer in the desert. It's in a jungle, and thus is safe from the flood.But it's still stuck in the crater, and a giant Kinlukko is coming, and it's hungry! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 It sprouts springs and leaps out of the way.However, the Ignika is almost black and the universe is about to blow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 some depressed ko-matoran puts it on to commit suicide and accidentally saves the world. 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 There was no attack, thus the car gets saved from the invisible danger!However, now Matoro dies, and for some reason the car is tied to his life force. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 (edited) d'oh.The car dies, only to abruptly be brought back to life as the embodiment of the Kanohi Ignika's spirit.Teridax awakens and ejects the car from his new body. Edited November 6, 2011 by Malevolence 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 But the Kanohi Ignika was smashed into a billion pieces and releases the car into the normal world.But it's two thousand feet underwater, where giant squids and huge crabs and the ghosts of pirates roam. The car transforms into submarine form, only to be attacked by the spirit of captain Grogstain and his hearty crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 A high-powered underwater volcano spews out a strange acid composed primarely of bleach, eliminating Grogstain and his crew. The carmarine floats to the surface, drives up a dock, and onto the roads of the French Riviera. It drives on peacefully until...it comes up to a wall. From a safe distance to prevent it from stopping, it honks to inform the people to open the large metal inpenitrable door so it can drive on."We don't a want you here, you gas-guzzling hunk of rusty smelliness! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!" 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car penetrates the impenetrable door by blast through with earlier alien-deflecting weapons.However, inside was contained an army of mermaids! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The Mermaids turn out to be quite nice. They're part of a lonely convent in the Realm of Anthrax, who spend their time fasting, praying, and making exciting undergarments. They invite the car to dine on premium petrol, get an oil change, and relax.Suddenly, the mermaids become rowdy. They demand spankings from the car! I shan't continue this reference for obvious reasons. 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighty Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) Suddenly Sir Lancelot intervenes to save Sir Gallahad the car from almost-certain peril.The car then runs into the infamous Knights who say "Ni", who demand a shrubbery! Edited November 7, 2011 by TheMightyFighty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car runs the knights over, driving off into the distance.To be teleported by Q into the Enterprise. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighty Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Where George Takei and the car do the Carlton in a sushi bar.A wild Wobbuffet appears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car drives past the Wobbuffet.Into a pit of lava. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 the Lava is sucked up by Bowser's ship yet again, but this time the car doesn't get sucked up.And then, a TARDIS begins to materilise inside the car, threatening to tear it in twain. 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 But the car is a TARDIS, and rejects the other from existence.Then, it is used by its seemingly non-existant driver. however, said river places it in the middle of a battlefield one hundred years into the future, where laser guns and other things run rampant. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Luckily, the car is made of such out-dated materials that no-one ever thought to make lasers capable of penetrating it.And then, the Death Star fires, blowing the planet into oblivion. 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Oblivion is a fun game, but not as awesome as Skyrim will be. Thus, in a rage, the car leaves.The car will explode waiting for the 11th! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevolence Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 huh?Fortunately, the car does not have a soul, and thus does not have the negative issue of impatience.But it does feel hungry! The tank is almost empty! 69 Days to a Better BodyDays left: 45 | Days completed: 24 | Yesterday: Shoulder's & Glutes - Today's: Triceps - Tomorrow's: BicepsMiles Completed: 123(+2 Miles) | Today's Time: 1HExercise time was too bloody hard to fix...forgot to track a few days...sorry. MOCs: Sah n Dibum - Vehicles Part 1 - Mouldi Pheats - DaleksStories: Adventures in the LegoVerseInteresting Stuff: Shows You're Watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Luckily, a petrol station has appeared from nowhere, and the car can refill.Unluckily, THE GIANT KINLUKKO IS ATTACKING AGAIN! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Good thing that giant piano fell on the Kinlukko for no reason whatsoever.Oh my, it's raining pianos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16N1K4 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Apparently, the car has a force field generator. That automatically turns on.All of a sudden, Von Nebula appears out of nowhere along with his lackeys. 16N1K4 elsewhere: • Instagram (MOC-focused) • personal blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car runs 'em over!A giant robot arm attacks the car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 But it got smashed by another piano.The force-field generator died, and more pianos are falling! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Luckily, there miniture pianos, and ar harmlessMakuta attacks the car with an anvil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car fires at it with alien-defence weaponry.Oh no! A giant monster that shoots spacelasercannons is blocking the path! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The Kinlukko eats it.The Kinlukkko then flies away, showing no sign of attacking, but IT KNOCKS DOWN A TREE WHICH IS GOING TO FALL ON THE CAR! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The car somehow grows robot arms that grab the tree and prevent it from falling.BUT NOW THE ARMS WANT TO PUNCH THE CAR. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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