Ehksidian Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 But they don't exist.So they dissapear into the Nether.But now the car is being sucked into The End dimention! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The story ends, but the car comes through into the sequel!However, the car drives on top of a land mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The car is simply launched up.But in the air, a nuke is heading straight for it! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The nuke drops right by it, exploding below.However, the mushroom cloud is just about to hit the car! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 It's a cloud, and thus the car passes through unharmed.But now it's surrounded by real mushrooms, red- and white-spotted, eight-bit mushrooms! (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 So? They're just little mushroomsA Mooshroom walks in front of the car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Oh well, bye-bye mooshroom.But then there was explosive, toxic bacon flying everyone! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 At least it wasn't flying everywhere. :POh noz, it's raining chocolate milks of glass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Discord is defeated by the power of FRIENDSHIP.But the FRIENDSHIP blast is headed toward the CAR! (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The car is friendship proof!But it's tires ain't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I have an App for that! The tires are fixed.But a large number of the revived Kinlukko race are coming towards the car! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 However, they turn out to be microscopic in size, and thus get rolled over.Kardas and Tahtorak are duking it out right in fromt of the car, and stray blasts/stomps are going to hit! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The car falls through the Earth and comes out the other side, where it is safe.But the car is driving towards Gl'bgolyb, who is going to eat it! "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Fortunately, the car begins to defy gravity once again and manages to avoid Gl'bgolyb just barely.OH NO. Gravity has decided it isn't letting the car off this time and begins to act on the car, pulling the car down to the Earth at a very high speed! On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 It falls on half an attack force of Kinlukko, giving it a soft landing.But the other half is angry! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) But it can't do anything without its better half.The car travels smoothly for a few hours UNTIL it reaches a STOP sigh a RED light and a FIVE MILE PER HOUR zone at an intersection which has police cars, officers and a robocop in every direction. And all of them are armed with gigantic bazookas and threaten to shoot the car if it does not obey the law. Edited November 9, 2011 by Demon Llama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The car drives. Slowly. Slowly. Slo-wly....The Last of the Kinlukko explodes the Earth-forward-slash-whatever-planet-on-which-the-car-is-on! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 However, that was just a model in an observatory.The car, however, didn't obey the stop sign and red light, and thus the police men all fire at once. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 9, 2011 Author Share Posted November 9, 2011 oh right the car is bulletproof doy stupid meSo it zooms on while KING KONG AND GODZILLA fight their brains out in those skyscrapers above, sending tons of helicopters/debris raining down onto the helpless car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The car re-activates it's GIANT ROBOARMS and throws the debris so it does no harm!But now the ROBOARMS are going on a psychotic rampage! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 It's a good thing the GIANT PSYCHOTIC ROBO-ARMS detached from the car to wreck havoc on their own, and has no intention of hurting the car.Thought that does mean the car is about to fall into a very deep chasm. D: On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 So then the car uses it's jetpack to fly.But... it's jetpack runs out of fuel midway, and it begins to fall. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The car starts defying gravity again and floats safely across.Unfortunately, the car gets the mask, and everyone starts chasing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 But then I steal the mask and go back to the topic.But now the car is really messed up! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 It's just a flesh wound.the car is wondering how it can have a flesh wound, but not looking where it's going, right for a septic truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The car slams into the septic truck and gets a flesh wound. HOWEVER, because it is theoretically impossible for a car to get a flesh wound, having no flesh, time is reversed and the car safely swerves to avoid the septic truck.And then "Friday" blasts out of the car's speakers, threatening to end life as we know it. (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Thankfully the speakers vomit up the song because it was the worst song they ever tasted.But the car has now ran right through a time portal to right after the speakers barfed up Friday and the car drives through the time portal again, and again, and again, and is stuck for a seemingly infinite period of time driving through time portals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 However, the sound of "Friday" being vomited is enough to destroy the portal.Vezon finally wakes up in the drivers seat and starts caused all karz to break loose. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Discord is jealous, so he teleports Vezon to sparta.unfortunatly, Discord turns the car's wheels square! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 The Last of the Kinlukko eats the square-wheeled car.I just made an attack and a defence in one go. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 The Last of the Kinlukko does not exist, therefore the car is safe and its wheels are now hexagons. It is safe once more... wait...Too bad the wheels are hexagons. This limits it somehow and now it has to escape from a GIANT ROBOT! On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Too bad the GIANT ROBOT is allergic to hexagons!But now bees are trying to get in the hexagonal tires to make a hive! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) A Ninja (aka The X) scares away the bees, however, now he's after the car. Edited November 11, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 But then I think "Wait, I want to keep the car moving!" and give it SUPER JET BOOSTERS WITH SIDEWAYS 8 FUEL!But now the SUPER JET BOOSTERS WITH SIDEWAYS 8 FUEL! are causing the car to go too fast and it's headed for that nuclear bomb that cannot be avided because it IS BIGGER THEN THE WORLD lengthwise! And it's taking up the world with that length, and it bends with the world. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 The car enters subspace by breaking the speed limits of time and space, thus letting it avoid the bomb.However, now it's in subspace with no way out. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 But it beats Tabuu, and gets out.But now the cast of Super Smash Bros Brawl are mad about copyright infringement! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 But they fail to follow the car out of subspace, leaving it on earth. The bomb has magically disappeared.But, of course, it falls into a volcano. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 But the volcano is dormant and has no lava.But there's a space lazer charging from above! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 The space laser spontaneously combusted.The car still has to deal with the fact that it's falling straight toward solid rock, upside-down. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 The car suddenly had the ability to teleport, thus making it teleport to safety.Too bad safety had to have a cliff at the end of the road... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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