Squishyfrog Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 200 POSTS YEAH YEAHIt's just an illusion from the extreme heat.But that flying 2030 Volkswagen Bus-eating whale is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 It eats buses, not cars.However, the giant scorpion running towards it does. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I love pie Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 It is electrocuted by using an electric cable attached to a spear shot at its throat.Now if we could get that soccer mom's minivan out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 She's in such a rush, she zooms by at mach mom.The sound waves, of course, are about to destroy the car. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 But the car has a potential energy shield around it, which turns the soundwaves into SPEED. And the speed changes everything into blocks. Like in Minecraft.AND NOW THERES A WALL THAT'S REALLY THICK IN FORNT OF IT. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I love pie Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The car is armed with a de-rezz laser and the wall is gone.But the upcoming bridge has just collapsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The bridge was actually a big picture, and the car keeps going on the real bridge.Tarantulas infest the car, which swerves off of a cliff. BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 It lands in a waterparks massively wide slide, and easily slides down.But you're about to hit some kids! The car swerves and threatens to ram into the wall. GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The wall is painted.But that large, hungry swarm of Kinlukko currently craving fictional car is not. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Good thing a boulder fell on them.Now the car is gonna crash into the boulder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The boulder steps aside for the car.The car, of course, is headed straight into a wall that was behind the boulder. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Luckily, the wall was a Kinlukko in disguise. (Two for the price of one. XD) [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 The car uses it's alien defence grid that went up again, and shoots it. DEAD.But now the Kinlukko's body created a wormhole singularity! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Good thing the car had a nifty time machine, making it reverse time and wipe that wormhole singularity out of existence.Oh my, the time machine's broken and the car is in the land of dinosaurs! T-Rex alert, T-Rex alert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The T-Rexes seem to think the car is their friend.But those giant stegosauruses disagree! My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 T-Rex attacks the stegosaurus.And then meteor hits earth. GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 18, 2011 Author Share Posted November 18, 2011 It turns out the car was not on Earth, but actually a replica of it.But, in realization of this, the replica of Earth begins to quickly fade away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The car Teleports to Utah for no reasonGreat, there's a Dalek right infront of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I stare at the Dalek, and it crumbles to dust.But now, simply for the sake of irony, A GIANT PUDSEY IS ABOUT TO DESTROY THE CAR! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I stare at it, and it runs away, cryingThe car is about to crash in to a tour bus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The tour bus kindly consents to move out of the way.But the tour bus was giving a tour of the cliff we are about to go off the edge of! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 The car turns.Unfortunatly, it turns and is headed right for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I jump out of the way!Oh man, why did I stand in front of the world's largest anvil?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Which happens to be made of rubber, which bounces the car back...Over the cliff! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The car lands in a stream.A stream infested with car-eating piranha. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The pirahnas break their teeth.But now a GIANT 400 FOOT TALL ROBOT IS PICKING IT UP TO GLUE IT TO TINY ROBOTS TO MAKE A GIANT ROBOT ALSO. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Our car turns into Bumblebee--Whoa, even the car didn't see that coming! He could've gotten out of a lot of jams by transforming!Either way, the car, already being a robot, is placed gently back on the ground.While a volcano explodes in the distance. (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The volcano is way to far to affect anything.But now the robot wants Bumblebee to be part of the other robot that is made from smaller robots.FOREVUR. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Pinkie Pie eats the robots so that they will suffer. FOREVER.However, she eats the car too. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The car makes her feel sick, and she upchucks it. But that random dragon over there feels like burning the car! My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 The car is fire-retardant.holy crud is thatnoit couldn't beit isdarn itit's Chuck Norrisand he's mad at the carChuck Norris is madthis is not good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Chuck Norris spares the car, on the grounds that it survived 'evolution'.But Chuck Norris spares nothing. For that is not the real Chuck Norris: It is Pirok the Kra-Matoran, and he is going to destroy the car! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The car runs over Pirok.And all of its tires gets popped. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 INSTI-REFILL TIRE THINGOH NO IT FILLED UP IT'S TIRES TOO MUCH NOW THEY BLEW UP AND THE INSTI-REFILL THING IS NOW BROKEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Luckily, I deactivate your Caps Lock, and the car is saved.But a (very much flattened) Pirok the Kra-Matoran wants revenge! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 (edited) Replacement tires, go!Well, the magical pit crew is busy, so there's no one to replace the tires. And if it doesn't move, it will get eaten by the giant turtle lumbering towards it.derpWell, the tires are magically fixed, so the car drives away.Into the mouth of a giant turtle. Edited November 21, 2011 by Toa of Dischordant Dancing This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 The Giant turtle is allergic!But it wants to roll onto the car to crush it! My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Good thing that car car is turtle shell proofed.Of course, the quicksand below will pose a threat. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 The Doctor comes in a determines that the car must reach it's destination or else the universe will explode. So he uses the TARDIS to teleport it past the quicksand.But now he's gone and there's an angry group of Daleks wanting to EX-TER-MIN-ATE the car. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 The car turned into a tank and crushed the Daleks.Oh no, there's a giant inter-galactic war going on in the area! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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