a goose Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Luckily, the lava is cold.But that means that it's solid. Which won't be pretty when the car hits it... [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Fortunately, it's just a very thin shell with an underground water resovoir(sp?) underneath. The car breaks through easily.¡uʍop ǝpısdn buıʇɐoןɟ ʍou sı ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ 'ʎןǝʇɐunʇɹoɟun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 The car activates it's flip rockets, and flips over.But now the car is about to overheat from going too far and moving too much! Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 (edited) So it rests.When it's about to be eaten by a giant creature thing. Edited November 27, 2011 by Toa of Dischordant Dancing This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The car shouts "Dad Gum!" Activating it's twin side mounted miniguns, defeating the creature.But now it's falling down a waterfall. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Good thing there aren't any rocks at the bottom.However, it's a bottomless pit filled with water and giant sharks. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The car simply jumps the shark.But now people think it's getting old and needs to quit. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 But it becomes fresh, with amazing awesomeness!That no one likes. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Suddenly, they see something on the car that they like! The mob is soothed!Except for that group of "they changed it, now it sucks" people! My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The car pulls it's past self out of a time portal and continue down the road together, placating everybody!But now we have a space time paradox to deal with. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The Great And Powerful Trixie fixes itBut the car is so distracted by The Great And Powerful Trixie, that it's about to crash into the TARDIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Doctor Whooves appears and takes the TARDIS away.Le gasp! There is a giant mob of Whoovians coming this way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The car, as usual, runs over what it can. Including the people. It also runs over a spike strip. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 There's an App for that.Sadly It's for Iphone, not Android, and everybody nearby either has a non-smart phone, or an Android. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 A guy comes over with a giant bridge so the car drives over the spikes insteadToo bad the Apps were angry that they weren't mentioned at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The car buys an iPhone at the nearest Radioshack. The apps are placated.But the car can't pay for it's phone bill. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 So it breaks into a bank and steals money and gives it to Radioshack.But, oh no, the car just broke into a bank and stole money and gave it to Radioshack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Luckily, the bank was made of LEGO. The money was just bricks.But those bricks were pure gold! The car is now in even bigger trouble! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 So it drives down a hole and comes out the other side in China.BUT WAIT that is physically impossible because the core of the Earth has such a strong gravitational pull the car is forbidden to fall down a hole when it passes the Earth's core but it cannot fall up because of the Earth's core the car is going to IMPLODE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 It is saved by tiny people.But the tiny people eat cars! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 300 POSTS ALRIGHTSo the car uses it's jet boosters to get away from them.Hold on, there's a tiny pill bug in the middle of the road! And the car can't run over it because the car is the pill bug's...DUN DUN DUN......mother! :0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 However, the car is teleported away...Into the Void! (Which is the space between the Universes in the Multiverse, which contains things that are left over when Universes in the Multiverse are destroyed) [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) luckily, the car escapes the vvoid through a crack.But now the Last of the Kinlukko has teamed up with Xykon, Bec Noir, Vvoldemort, Darth Sidous, Darth Vvader, Darth Maul, Lord Vvile, Darquesse, Lrd English, Invvader Zim, Teridax, Annona, The Master, Davvros, Vvriska Serket, Set, Kronos, GLaDOS, The Queen of Hearts, the Cybermen, The Shadowwed One, The Silence, the Death Bringer, Loki, Doc Scratch, the Joker, Lex Luthor, Deadpool, Gamzee Makara, The Rani, the Trickster, Apophis, Fenrir, Bellatrix Lestrange, Redcloak, Fred Fredburger, The Faceless Ones, Tren Krom, and stairs to destroy the car once and for all. Edited November 28, 2011 by caligulasAquarium "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 The car uses Unnecessarily Powerful Ultra Omega Sore Loser Annihilator Protocol Beta 42 to weaken the enemies enough to drive by unharmed.So now the car is driving along when Yzma turns it into a llama and orders Kronk to finish the job and the llamacar, tied to a tree with Pacha, is about to go over a huge waterfall with sharp rocks at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Luckily, it soon realises that 'The Emperor's New Groove', however cool it may be, is a Disney film, so it watches it on it's iPod, and finds out the end, thus surviving.But, Last of the Kinlukko has teamed up with Xykon, Bec Noir, Vvoldemort, Darth Sidous, Darth Vvader, Darth Maul, Lord Vvile, Darquesse, Lrd English, Invvader Zim, Teridax, Annona, The Master, Davvros, Vvriska Serket, Set, Kronos, GLaDOS, The Queen of Hearts, the Cybermen, The Shadowwed One, The Silence, the Death Bringer, Loki, Doc Scratch, the Joker, Lex Luthor, Deadpool, Gamzee Makara, The Rani, the Trickster, Apophis, Fenrir, Bellatrix Lestrange, Redcloak, Fred Fredburger, The Faceless Ones, Tren Krom, Pirok the Kra-Matoran and stairs to destroy the car once and for all. And Pirok Kra is immune to Unnecessarily Powerful Ultra Omega Sore Loser Annihilator Protocol Beta 42. And, for that matter, all the other ones (referring to the '42' and 'Beta'). [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Chuck Norris is there to ensure the car's arrival.But now Bruce Lee opposes them! My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) To be destroyed by Bruce Willis's explosion.The same explosion is large enough to destroy the entire planet. Edited November 29, 2011 by Toa of Dischordant Dancing This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) Jack Bauer, Big Macitosh, And Master Cheif come to aid the car and Chuck Norris.Unfortunatly, the one thing that can beat them all is rolling down a hill right for them.The car lands safly on ReachBut it gets attacked by ninjas and Discord! Edited November 29, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Chuck Norris wins.But now Chuck Norris left for the restroom, and a stealth bomber is targeting the car. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Good thing Bruce Lee was protecting it!Now Chuck Norris is angry wit Bruce Lee because he wanted to protect the car, and their fighting is going to destroy the car! (Well, not if Bruce Lee dies first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Somebody points out that Bruce Lee is dead and Chuck Norris realizes it's a clone. Clones are notoriously bad for not protecting their face. WHAM! Clone Bruce Lee is dead!But clone blood got on the car! If we don't do something, it'll turn into a Bruce Lee clone! My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 A wild storm appears. The rain washes down all the clone blood. However, HAIL BEGINS TO FALL! My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Luckily, King Joe gets hailed because someone forgot he had a new av. Oops.But now, the world is going insane due to MakutaKlak's grammatical error! And insane people eat cars! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 ANTI-INSANITY LASER GO!OH NO! ANTI-INSANITY LASER IS ALSO ANTI-CAR LASER! My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Good thing it hit the other car.However, the other car's soul wants vengeance! This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!<insert catchy theme music here>OH NO! A lawsuit for copyright infringement! My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The car pleaded not guilty and won.However, the courtroom, is actually a deathtrap, rigged to drop the car onto a floor of massive spikes, which would then explode, to be be crushed by a giant hammer. This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 It was too well planned out, so it doesn't workA car eating monster truck is now chacing the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) The car feeds it a corvette. Corvettes are much tastier than <insert make and/or model of car in question here>But now the Car eating monster truck threatens to puke all over the car. Edited November 30, 2011 by King Joe My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 A wild bag appears!But the bag is not strong enough to hold all the vomit! My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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