Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 MY HANDS ARE CHEESE PLEASE HELP. 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 *gives crackers* Ha. 1 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Plz help I'm lactose intolerant. 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 *cuts hands off* done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 *Luke voice*My hand! 1 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Nope, my original hands grew back. Thanks! 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 *cuts original hands off* Oops... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Look's like you'll need....A HAND!*deh-duh-duh!* 1 Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 Prepare yourselves... THE KANOHI FORCEChapter 4: The Mods Are On To Us One day in the bustling metro of BZ-Metru, a certain office building in the heart of the city was turned, by the power of 12 Toa of Stone, into a giant pillar of stone. From the BZ-Metru government building, the leader of the bustling city lowered a pair of sunglasses as he looked on at the destructive landmass. “Mother of Mata-Nui…” Black Six said, making a reference to the ever-popular rage face. The leader of the department of editing, -Windrider-, looked on as well. “This… goes against BZ-Metru regulation, as well as Bionicle canon! Toa of Stone can’t combine into Kaita, Toa Nui, or an Omnipotent Stone Grand Master of All Things Good!” The mods gasped, flustered. They know what they had to do… stop the Kanohi Force. Meanwhile, in said towering pillar of stone, the Kanohi Force was sitting at the meeting table of LEEDURSHIP. Ghidora ed and said, “Let this meeting of the Kanohi Force LEEDURSHIP Counsel begin! Shadow, membership report!” The 1st Shadow sighed, stood, and announced, “New membership applications flowing in! Soon, our army, erm, I mean members will be larger than any other organization in the Metru!” Arzaki and Jakura Nuva started creeping away to the back room. “Finally, it’s time to prove that Gukko Lord can in fact lay eggs large enough to use as foosballs!” As they stealthily crept away, Gukko Lord shouted, “I heard that!” and commenced attacking them with the Gatling launcher on his Protector of Earth. Unfortunately, it ran out of ammo after six shots, and the Bird Lord stood dejected. Suddenly, Arzaki pulled a life-sized Gatling launcher out of Ghidora’s pockets, and aimed it at Gukky. “Say hello to my enormous friend!” Suddenly, the rock wall next to the LEEDURSHIP table exploded. “Was that me?” Arzaki asked, confused. Through the hole, the infamous Mods walked in. Jakura, Arzaki, and Gukko Lord dove behind the gatling launcher. Black Six and –Windrider- flew through the wall and used their administrative powers to levitate The 1st Shadow, Ghidora, Dallior, and Pohatu: Master of Stone, and hold them in custody. “~T1S~, ghidora131, Dallior, and Pohatu: Master of Stone, you are hereby under arrest for creating an uncondoned pillar of stone in the middle of BZ-Metru and leading this establishment. We have no choice but to hold you in custody until further notice.” And after that, they began flying to the Mod Tower to be judged. “No! Wait! I’m a Premier Member! Help!!” Ghiddy shouted as he flew across the skyline. “You can’t do that to me! I have actual storyline importance! This is the only place where I can do what I want! You’d make towers of stone too if you had to get bossed around by the story team!” Pohatu screamed. “I told them not to!” Shadow yelled to Black Six. “Also, what would make you think I did this? I’m your personal representative in this forum!” –Windrider- then repaired the hole in the building and followed the prisoners. Once they were gone, the remaining three Kanohi Force leaders gasped and stepped out from behind their shelter. “Oh noes! The mods took them! What do we do?” Jakura Nuva asked confused. As they considered whether they should flaunt their leedurship powers and mess around, or save their friends, the doors opened to the office building. “Hello?” someone with a thick Southern accent asked. “Is this here the Kanohi Force buildin’?” It was a blue and white Toa of Ice. “Hey. The name’s Kovika. I’m here to help.” “Kovika?!” The three fugitives asked in unison. “Aren’t you just the guest star?” Gukko asked. "STOP! You're gonna break the Fourth Wall!" Arzaki shouted. "It's been broken since Pohatu crushed it with a rock tower!" Gukko retorted. "STONE! STONE, NOT ROCK! ROCK IS SPHERUS MAGNA!" screeched Jakura Nuva. "THIS IS A FREAKIN' COMEDY! LOGIC IS NONEXISTANT!" someone shouted. It was such a ruckus, even the narrator couldn’t understand who said it. “ANYWAYS…” the Ice Toa guest star shouted in a thick Southern accent. “Aren’t we, um, gonna to save your friends er somethin’?” Meanwhile, in the Mod Tower, -Windrider- and Black Six had imprisoned the four Kanohi Force leaders responsible for the giant stone pillar in BZ-Metru as they tried to come up with a punishment. Once finished with their plans, the two most feared mods throughout the whole of BZ-Metru stepped into the detainment bay, thunder crashing behind them. First, Black Six slowly walked up to 1st Shadow.“~T1S~,” Black Six said, actually saying the word “~T1S~”, “you are hereby charged for leading and condoning this event that happened inside your own organization…” “I argued against it!” Shadow yelled, a little too early. Black Six growled, “AND mocking a Mod, I hereby retract one Proto Point from your Proto Bar.” The 1st Shadow could feel the energy drain from him. “Next, ghidora131.” –Windrider- said as he approached Ghiddy’s cell. “You are hereby charged for…” “WAIT A SECOND!” the prisoner shouted. “I have something to say!” Black Six walked over to the cell with –Windrider-, curious what babblings would spring from the brook of Ghidora’s mouth. Ghidora reached into his pockets… and pulled out a puppet show stand, 4 extra arms, and puppets of every character in the Bionicle universe. He then donned the Toa Mata puppets… and began to re-enact the entire Bionicle story, extra serials included. Once he was finished, Black Six and –Windrider- were in tears. “That… was the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen.” Black Six said, a smile on his face and tears in his eyes. “You are free to go.”Ghidora, Pohatu, and Dallior all cheered.Then, The 1st Shadow asked, “Wait, do I still have -1 Proto?” –Windrider- sighed and whisked the members of the Force back to their building. “Whew, that was close!” Pohatu sighed. “Well, it’s back to Okoto for me! Protector of Stone, I summon thee!” He then was joined by the Protector of Stone and the Golden Mask of Stone. He donned the mask, powering up and gaining his kaboom-erang sandshoes, and flew away to the mystical island of Mata Nui- er, I mean, Okoto, back to help the Toa Mata, er, Masters, save the benevolent ruler Mata Nui, I mean, Ekimu. The three almost-prisoners sighed and went to the basement, trying to find where their friends could be. They eventually found them, with Kovika, in the basement, which had been converted into a deluxe mansion suite, complete with hot-tub and an Xbox One with all of the digitally-remastered Bionicle video games, including the yet-to-be-released Okoto video game. “What are you guys doing in here?” Ghidora asked. “Weren’t you going to come save us?” “Well, that’s a long story.” Gukko Lord responded. He then turned back to the TV, where Bionicle: Mask of Light was playing. And the camera zoomed out from the basement, out of the tower, and to an establishing shot of the BZ-Metru skyline. The lasts things we hear are the beautiful tones of Jaller screaming, “Ta-KOO-ah!” Ta-KOO-ah!” THE END. 4 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Well, Ghiddy reenacted the full G1 storyline, and I opened some doors. Lots of work got done today... 1 Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Speaking of getting a lot done, I need to speak with the team a little about burning things stuff. 1 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Yes, the last time you had marshmallows was.... Ugh... (shivers) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I wonder if anyone would like to see what happens when I cross a Tarakava and a Kane-Ra? Would any like to be involved in experiments on rahi? 1 Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I wonder if anyone would like to see what happens when I cross a Tarakava and a Kane-Ra? Would any like to be involved in experiments on rahi?You get a Metru Mantis. Everybody knows that. 1 Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 What happens when I cross Arzaki with a Nui-Rama?Gukko Lord + Gukko Bird? 1 Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Seriously. You'd try to be a rebel if most of your decisions were made by a the story team. Do you think I wanted to be the second one to go after the LOSS? Nope. 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Everyone has something special:Pohatu:MoS has a reboot.I am a Bread Enthusiast.Ghidora loves puppets.Arzaki Loves Burning Stuff.TIR knows about mixing Rahi.Jakura is JakuraT1S makes great comics.Gukko Lord is obviously part Gukko BirdAnd Dallior is, well, let's just say he has more rocks in his head than a Po-Matoran. 2 Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 Who am I, Takua? 1 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Call me Mr. Burns. 1 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Shadow Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Call me the Kakama-Wearing Comic Maker 1 Quote ~Your friendly, neighborhood Shadow ~Credit for Avatar and Banner goes to NickonAquaMagna~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Call me Ishmael(not really ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Let's not kill any whales, okay? 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 *bang* Oh, I'm sorry, what did you say? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 Dang it, I was gonna use the Ishmael line. Call me maybe. 1 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Call me Bond, James Bond. 1 Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Allow me to execute your appearance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahu3.0 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Dont do itz. 1 Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Off with its head! Turn the head into a wall decoration, and its hair into a warm quilt! 1 Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 So, any leads as to where the Flashbaki is? BZ-Metru? Okoto? Voya Nui? 1 Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Flashback-Nui. Actually, I have no idea. 1 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 -T1S- placed the flashbaki in Ghiddy's monies vault, on the second to highest floor - in the treasureee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Which means I have total control over it. Right? 1 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 ... "Treasurer", but Ghiddy can also unlock the safe, and the Flashbaki kinda bonded to ~T1S~ in a way, meaning it can only be used by him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Shadow Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Correct. The Flashbaki is bonded to me in the way the Kraahkan was bound to the Makuta species. Also, it will be featured in future chapters. 1 Quote ~Your friendly, neighborhood Shadow ~Credit for Avatar and Banner goes to NickonAquaMagna~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Next time(not really) on Kanohi force~ Gukko lord uses the Flashbaki to unclog the toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share Posted February 2, 2015 He just takes it off and shoves it in the toilet. PROBLEM SOLVED. 2 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 No, because then you get one half of it being a wooden bucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahu3.0 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 So what do we do. 1 Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 We must create a pump powered by Gukko lord's wallet to bring pizza to the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahu3.0 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Of the pizza flavor? 1 Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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