Pool Of Protodermis

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Out comes one of next year's winter sets.

 

 

In goes the winter.

[25K Now!]

Out comes summer.

 

In goes a bootleg.

[Onaku]

Out comes a genuine article.

 

In goes a legboot

[Specter Knight]

Out comes an foot-shoe.

 

In goes a Deviljho

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Out comes an Indominus Rex.

 

 

In goes scientific inaccuracy.

[Onaku]

Out comes a device that allows its user to bend the rules of physics, and in some cases, even break them.

 

In goes a sad scientist.

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes a mad scientist who crafts a railgun and shoots a mob boss in revenge for being attacked.

 

In goes the dead body of the boss...

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Out comes a reanimated corpse that serves as a final boss for a FPS game.

 

 

In goes an Xbox.

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes an Xbox spinny, which is our new yearly mask.

 

Because someone forgot to clean up properly, Ekimu slips on a puddle of water and his mask of creation flies into the pool after he hits his head. The mask falls into the Protodermis and out comes...

[Onaku]

The mask of creation... But silver. And with a bigger crown. Also it looks kinda melted. Oh, wait, no, now it's EP sludge. On the floor. And it's now flowed back into the main pool. I wonder... does this change the properties of the pool? Let's test it out.

 

I poke a stick into the pool.

[Naota Takizawa]

I think so, the energized Protodermis mutated the non sapient stick into Groot. Now we need a raccoon rahi.

 

Out of curiosity, I drop my Tahu Mata set into the pool to see if it will come to life.

[Onaku]

Negative. Instead it simply comes out as the 2015 Tahu set.

 

In goes a large chunk of cheese.

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes Okoto Gali, who starts telling some pretty cheesy jokes. That's no Gouda.

 

Because I'm a jerk and I don't want to hear her jokes, I push her into the energized Protodermis.

[Onaku]

Out comes 2015 Gali... wearing nothing at all. For causing such an inappropriate-for-younger-audiences thing to happen, you are sentenced to be banned from the universe.

 

Before they do that, I show you a small hole you can hide in. Turns out said hole... IS A POOL OF PROTODERMIS! So yeah, in you go.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Out comes Lewa of Okoto.

 

 

In goes a piano filled with lemonade.

[Vakama35]

Out comes a guitar filled with orange soda.

 

I take a sip of the soda, then pour the rest back into the pool.

[Onaku]

Out comes orange jelly.

 

In goes a guy eating orange jelly.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Out comes an orange eating guy jelly.

 

 

In goes disgust.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Out comes hatred, which leads to suffering.

 

In goes some tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

[-Windrider-]

Out goes an Xbox spinny, which is our new yearly mask.

 

How did you know?

 

Anyway, out comes a walrus.

 

In goes a hipster squid.

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes a gluten- free vegetarian lactose intolerant glasses wearing squid.

 

I throw the squid back into the pool of Protodermis since he's criticizing me for eating a burger.

[Onaku]

Out comes a colossal squid that eats you.

 

In goes a protein shake.

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes Taipu, Onua Mata & Onua Okoto, who can combine their powers and become the Kaita of strength. Unfortunately, he is a massive jerk and throws all of the matoran living on Mata Nui into the pool of Protodermis.

Edited June 25, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion

[Onaku]

Out comes a soul nexus, a massive creature forged from all the souls of the matoran who were mercilessly thrown into the pool which is always in constant, terrible pain. It takes out its understandable anger on the kaita of strength, absolutely tearing him apart with its horrible power, after which it proceeds to tearing itself apart.

 

In goes your body, since you were hanged as punishment for causing such tragedy to happen.

Edited June 25, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Specter Knight]

Out comes the ghost of Lewa nuva.

 

In goes a copy of 50 shades of grey. good riddance!

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes Gali in chains and Kopaka in a grey suit. Tahu quickly burns them to death and throws the ashes away. To get this game back on track, I throw in a trident to see what will come out.

[Onaku]

Out shoot three spears, chained to a giant mace, and they all go right into you, the spears first piercing through your body, after which the mace hits you and crushes your face.

 

I throw this horrorshow into the pool.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Because the pool itself is part of this horrorshow, out comes a paradox.

 

 

In goes a pair of socks.

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes Albus dumbledore.

 

In goes a magic wand...

[Onaku]

Out comes a magic staff.

 

In goes a magic wizard's hat.

[evil_jaga_genius]

Out comes a rabbit.

 

In goes Houdini.

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes an escape artist.

 

In goes the Piraka (not including Vezon)

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

Out comes a rap group.

 

 

In goes a Toa of Pasta.

[Specter Knight]

Out comes a Toa of Spaghetti Bologneise

 

In goes the "I like trains" guy.

[Onaku]

Out comes the Internet doing guy.

 

In goes vintage memes.

[sydorack]

out comes jeep brah

 

in goes his jeep

[Onaku]

Out comes doge car.

 

Nice go in. Much EP. Very submerge.

[Specter Knight]

Out comes not bad.

 

In goes Wander (Wander over Yonder)

[Naota Takizawa]

Out goes Kopaka Okoto, who has no sense of direction and accidentally slips into the pool of energized protodermis. You can also hear a garbled "I didn't slip".

[Onaku]

Out comes a set that hasn't even been leaked yet, and will be coming out in the summer wave of 2016.

 

In goes my bigger-on-the-inside hello muaka purse.