Bionicle Would Never Say

[Master Inika]

"Now brother, I must insist you take the Energized Protodermis; I never really wanted it anyway."

 

Umarak

[Naota Takizawa]

"I don't want your creatures, I have my own."

 

Goylo

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

 

Gelu

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm suffering a midlife crisis! Help!"

 

Vakama

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Here's the Vahi, Tahu. Go crazy with it.'

 

Turaga Jovan

[Naota Takizawa]

"I am the funniest comedian in history."

 

-Master Gali

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Alright, my fellow Toa. Let's beat each other to death!'

 

Pouks

[Naota Takizawa]

"If you get down on me, I'll get down on you. I'll do anything that you want me to. It's a game of give & take to make it through, so if you get down on me, I'll get down on you tonight."

 

-Lewa when he joined a boyband. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm so thankful that I was picked to replace Harry from One Direction!'

 

Turaga Whenua

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm such a glutton that I got caught by Takua stealing food from the Ussals."

-Krekka

[Master Inika]

"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."

 

Nidhiki

[Naota Takizawa]

"I absolutely love my transformation! Now I can ask out Tuyet on a hot date! Thanks Roodaka!"

 

Iruini

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Let's see how many beings I can hit with my staff!'

 

Norik

[Naota Takizawa]

"I wish I was Turaga of Metru Nui."

 

-The Shadowed One

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm a firing my lasers! BBBAAAA!'

 

Skull Basher

[Naota Takizawa]

"Bashing skulls is too violent, I'd rather be a skull hugger- oh wait, the spiders can already do that."

 

Krana Xa

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Don't put me on your face. It will make you look hideous.'

 

Krana-wearing Lewa

[Naota Takizawa]

"With a Krana on my face, I guess you could say I'm in a sticky situation."

 

-Tahnok

[Master Inika]

"Wake one, you wake us all! Well, except for that one over there; he's a bit of a heavy sleeper. You'll have to rouse him a few times..."

 

Makuta

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I wonder how many dance moves the MU Robot is capable of doing? Let's find out.' 

 

Click

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a member of BZPower that makes outstanding creations & I like to play on Corpus Rahkshi."

 

-The Shadowed One

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to give everything I have away for free!'

 

Umbra

[Naota Takizawa]

"Why does my name contradict my powers?"

 

-Darkness

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Is there more to my life than just sitting above this leader of the Dark Hunters, waiting for him to slip up? Nope, there isn't.'

 

Botar

[Naota Takizawa]

"I wish I was a wizard."

 

-Tahu

[Master Inika]

FREEZE STUFF!!!!

 

Botar

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Alright, I don't care what you did. You're not going to the Pit!'

 

Tuyet

[Naota Takizawa]

"Does no one realize that our names come from real languages & that Lego just completely erased the Maori/Polynesian meanings behind them?"

 

-Greg Farshtey

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I de-canonize everything in Bionicle.'

 

Dalu

[Naota Takizawa]

"The MU elemental color schemes are stupid, so many colors overlap with each other!"

 

-Onepu when he discovered the element of gravity.

[Master Inika]

"The MU elemental color schemes are stupid, so many colors overlap with each other!"

 

-Onepu when he discovered the element of gravity.

I don't think you're getting this. Your quote is supposed to be said by the character the person above you named, and then you give a name for the next person.

 

(Dalu would never say) "Why can't we all just stop fighting and be friends?"

 

Krika

[Naota Takizawa]

Krika would never say: "Do you know why we hate you toa? It's because you are a force of evil. You want to wake up Mata Nui so you can destroy him! I won't allow it!"

 

Teridax

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why would I want to be in control of a 40 million foot robot? That seems like a lot of work to keep up with.'

 

Mata Nui

[Naota Takizawa]

"I could send down a strong leader to save me in the event of an emergency. Nah, I'll just send a big baby instead."

 

-Vakama

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm a Toa of Fire. Thus, I must burn everything to the ground.'

 

Mazeka

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Vultraz is just... Misunderstood.

 

Vican.

[Naota Takizawa]

"I don't like Mutran. At all."

 

-Mutran

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm not joining you, Teridax. I want to serve Mata Nui!'

 

Chirox

[Naota Takizawa]

"Murray is my best friend, we get along well & help each other out with our projects."

 

-Teridax

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I would love to wear the Mask of Light for the remainder of my days!'

 

Gen 2 Makuta