Bionicle Would Never Say

[Naota Takizawa]

"Don't take the lords name in vain just because you didn't get a platinum album."

 

-Mata Nui

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Time to fulfill my lifelong dream of stepping on everyone.'

 

Icarax

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a little teapot short & stout."

 

-Pohatu

[Toa Imrukii]

"Man, my brothers sure are stupid idiots, where's the closest starbucks?"

 

-Gali

Edited April 21, 2016 by Toa Imrukii

[Naota Takizawa]

"I have feelings for Korgot."

 

Onua

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to break everyone into pieces. Little, messy pieces.'

 

Takanuva

[Naota Takizawa]

"Kohlii sucks, I'm not playing it."

 

-Hahli

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Record your own stories, Turaga. I want to go play in the water!'

 

Hakann

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a bully because I refuse to accept the blame for actions that are my fault. Be a bully kids."

 

Nuurahk

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'M AFRAID OF MYSELF!'

 

Original Hydraxon

[Naota Takizawa]

"I deserve to be fired."

 

-Dume

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I think Makuta should run Metru Nui for a while. I really need a vacation.'

 

Lhikan

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a planet pulverising pirate that plunders precious powers." 

 

-Pohatu

[Specter Knight]

"GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

GOTTA GO FAST

GOTTA GO FAST

GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTERFASTERFASTER!"

or...

"You're right, Kopaka. I wouldn't work with you either."

 

Gen. 2 Tahu

[Naota Takizawa]

"I took a job as a babysitter. I got fired because I put the kid in time out & left him alone in the kitchen."

 

Gali

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'We are now going to find out if you can drown.'

 

Onewa

[Naota Takizawa]

"My shade of brown looks disgusting."

 

-Master Pohatu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Superman, do you bleed? You will.'

 

Gen 2 Makuta.

[Naota Takizawa]

"I don't like Batman V Superman."

 

Kojol

[Toa Imrukii]

"I feel like taking over the world today, and tomorrow have it be Taco Tuesday."

 

-Teridax

[Naota Takizawa]

"Today will be known as Freedom Friday! On a tuesday."

 

-Matau

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'You're ugly, Nokama.'

 

Kongu Inika

[Naota Takizawa]

"I think green & silver is a bad color scheme."

 

Lewa Nuva

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'You know, I'm probably going to lose this mask as well. So I might as well just throw it away.'

 

Matoro Mahri

[Naota Takizawa]

"Knock knock, who's there? Not me!"

 

Karzahni

[FrozenPancake_]

"Crazy?!? Whaddya mean, crazy? I make Matoran into cybernetic Frankenstein creations on alternating Tuesdays! I'm perfectly sane! And please, ignore the state of my Kanohi. Anywho, would you like to peruse my collection of Yu-Gi-Oh cards?"

 

Jaller

Edited April 29, 2016 by FrozenPancake_

[Naota Takizawa]

"I wish kids knew about the Maori language."

 

-Onepu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to live in a tree from now on.'

 

Nuparu Mahri

[Naota Takizawa]

"I wish I had my boxor back."

 

-Kapura

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I will move quickly by actually moving quickly.'

 

Toa Ignika

[Naota Takizawa]

"I could honor Matoro & sacrifice myself or I could let the Toa Nuva fulfill their destiny. I'll let the Toa Nuva have this moment."

 

-Teridax

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I want to have talk with Santa Claus.'

 

Tren Krom

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'd rather possess Gali."

 

Roodaka

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to join the Toa's side!'

 

Nocturn

[Naota Takizawa]

"I think Amphibax is a way better general than me."

 

Darkness

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I've seen the light! I'm going to side with the good guys from now on!'

 

The Mask of Life.

[Naota Takizawa]

"I know the entire history of Australia, do you want to hear it?"

 

Pohatu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'i'll never be friends with you, Kopaka. You're too cold of a person for my liking.'

 

Whenua

[Master Inika]

"Guys, wait, let's think about the future ramifications of all this."

 

Narmoto

[Naota Takizawa]

"Guys, we should start recycling."

 

-The elemental lords