Bionicle Would Never Say

[lessovikk4]

"Yo they thought the bohrok were bad, they aren't even ready for this"

~the morbuzahk

[Naota Takizawa]

"Why does Karzahni share a name with a giant plant & an island?"

 

-Artahka

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'But I don't want to create stuff!'

 

Axonn

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm happy to fight Brutaka, he stole my girlfriend years ago!"

 

-Botar

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'And now, I will help all the Pit prisoners escape!'

 

Mazeka

[Naota Takizawa]

"What? No, I'm not joining the order of Mata Nui, I'll find my best friend by myself."

 

-Krakua

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Vakama, I've come to you in this vision to tell you one thing: you stink as a Toa.'

 

The Shadowed One

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm the Kaita of the 2005 Titan sets!"

 

-Voporak

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't want the Vahi. I want the Copper Mask of Victory!'

 

Nokama Hordika

[Naota Takizawa]

"Becoming a normal toa? Forget that, I want swim with the mutated razor whales!"

 

-Matau

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Time for me to go to school and learn something.'

 

Whenua

[Naota Takizawa]

"I don't like the archives, I'm going to join Nuparu."

 

-Hafu

[HewkiiXMacku]

"I don't like machines, I'm going to go join Hafu."

-Nuparu

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm going to quote myself, because that makes me sound wise."

 

Iruini

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I want to give Roodaka a big hug for turning me into a Rahaga. I love being like this!'

 

Darkness

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a shadow of the Shadowed One's former self."

 

-Lariska

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I want both my arms to be robotic!'

 

Gresh

[Naota Takizawa]

"I want a new mask!"

 

-Jaller when he got his Calix.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'This Kanohi Mask makes my face look like an old, winkled man's face.'

 

Kongu

[Naota Takizawa]

"I want a more feminine mask."

 

-Lewa

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I want to wear this Krana on my face forever!'

 

Onua

[Naota Takizawa]

"I want a Ruru, not a Pakari!"

 

-Kapura

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm too fast!'

 

Dekar

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm Dekayellow!"

 

-Jaller

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I will let every living thing, good or bad, into Ta-Koro. What's the worst that could happen?'

 

Hahli

[Naota Takizawa]

"I will let Kopeke do my job of being MNOG2's protagonist."

 

-Onewa

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Vakama is the greatest being we have to lead the Toa Metru.'

 

Umarak

[Naota Takizawa]

"What is love? Gali don't hurt me, don't hurt me... No more..."

 

-Lewa

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Lewa, Lewa, king of the jungle, strong as he can be! Lewa, Lewa, king of the jungle, watch out for that tree!'

 

Kapura

[Naota Takizawa]

"Listen, I may be slow, but I can still outrun you."

 

-Macku when she challenged Kotu to a fight over Hewkii.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'The Bionicle community WANTS Hewkii and I to be together, Kotu. You can't beat that.'

 

Gadunka

[Naota Takizawa]

"I am the worst set in existence."

 

-Quake Beast

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to grow wings and fly away now.'

 

Lava Beast

[Naota Takizawa]

"I think I would look really good as a furry."

 

-Vakama

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Time to turn invisible and randomly burn people!'

 

Matoran Nuju

[FrozenPancake_]

"I am a squirrel that eats nachos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

 

Vezon.

[Naota Takizawa]

"What, huh? H-What? I'm not supposed to exist? Ohhh nooo...."

 

Skull Slicer

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Doctor Octopus would be so jealous of me!'

 

Kazi

[Naota Takizawa]

"I was the stunt double for Peter Parker in Spider-Man 2."

 

-Fikou

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'What if I told you that the world we live in only exists in the pages of books and websites on the Internet?'

 

Umbra