Bionicle Would Never Say

[ToaTImeLord]

Wanna hug.

 

 

Makuta

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I always wanted to fight crime with Captain Planet. Because he is our hero, reducing crime to zero.'

 

08 Takanuva

[ToaTImeLord]

Hey Makuta you want this mask

 

 

 

 

Tahu 2015

[Naota Takizawa]

"Why don't I get a skull villain?" 

 

Gali 2016 

[ToaTImeLord]

I like the way my left thigh looks it doesn't looks weird at all.

 

 

 

That one green skull spider.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'What did I do in the story again?'

 

The Lava Beast

[ToaTImeLord]

I like ice cream

 

 

 

 

Storm beast

[Naota Takizawa]

"My legs are too similar to Umarak's, I want new ones."

 

-Akida

[ToaTImeLord]

Can I loss the fins.

 

 

 

Pohatu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'll show those ninja how to really use Spinjitzu!'

 

Lewa

[ToaTImeLord]

I like it that my element is now jungle.

 

 

 

Onua

[Naota Takizawa]

"I like being dumb."

 

Nuju

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Meow! Bark! Meow! Bark!'

 

Skull Basher

[ToaTImeLord]

I don't like bashing. I like gardening.

 

 

The Matoran elders.

[Naota Takizawa]

"Wait, who are they? Our prototypes?"

 

-The Toa Uniter seeing the 2011 Hero Factory sets.

[ToaTImeLord]

Wow, they look cool lets go meet them.

 

 

Mata Nui (trapped in his mask)

[Naota Takizawa]

"It's pretty spacious in here."

 

-Jaller when he was trapped in his matoran sphere.

[ToaTImeLord]

I fine in here.

 

The mask of control

[Naota Takizawa]

"Whatever you do, don't drop me in a shadow trap."

 

Teridax

[ToaTImeLord]

I think I'll go buy some curtains tomorrow.

 

 

 

The TURAGA

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'We can beat the Makuta ourselves!'

 

Kongu Inika

[Naota Takizawa]

"Hey Hewkii, should I tell Macku you like her yet?"

 

Hafu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I will become the greatest Toa who ever lived!'

 

Tanma

[Naota Takizawa]

"I own a laptop!"

 

Nuparu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Alright Kongu, let's switch masks. I wouldn't mind reading other's thoughts.'

 

Gali Uniter

[ToaTImeLord]

I just love the color orange.

 

 

 

Tahu uniter

[Naota Takizawa]

"I just love Gali's dead eyes."

 

Lewa Uniter

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'When I combined with my creature, I turn into a giant fairy!'

 

Onua Uniter

[Naota Takizawa]

"Terak keeps digging his claws into my shoulders."

 

-Pohatu Uniter

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I miss my old weapons.'

 

Umarak the Destroyer 

[Naota Takizawa]

"I must build a new mask of creation!"

 

-Kopaka Uniter

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Just because I look different doesn't mean I don't slip anymore.'

 

Skull Scorpio

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm Ketar's ancestor."

 

-Nui-Jaga

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'You want to come into my territory? Sure, that's fine! You want some lemonade while you do that?'

 

Muaka

[Naota Takizawa]

"Rahkshi? Gross, who would want to eat metal & kraatas?"

 

-Tahu the Tofu

[Ghidora131]

"After I save the world, I'm gonna go hide. Crazy Kopaka fangirls always trying to eat me alive."

 

 

Botar's Replacement

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'WHAT IS MY NAME?!?!?!'

 

Tuyet

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a Vietnamese bionicle."

 

-Roodaka

[Ghidora131]

"Rude is part of my nature. I mean, come on, it's in my name."

 

 

Sidorak

[Naota Takizawa]

"Sid the sloth is my role model. That's why I named myself after him."

 

-Whoever you think has the worst name in Bionicle.