Bionicle Would Never Say

[Erasmus Graves]

Wait... what's Brickipedia?

 

Frostelus

[Naota Takizawa]

"Hey, let's go after the rookie instead of killing experienced toa!"

 

-Hakaan

[Erasmus Graves]

Hey guys, how about we forget this Mask business and head back to Odina?

 

Sahmad

[Naota Takizawa]

"Greg is stupid."

 

Vezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I have a Masters Degree in Math.'

 

Vezok

[Erasmus Graves]

Vezon, you're my best friend in the world!

 

Turaga Dume

[Naota Takizawa]

"Hey everyone, go take a vacation, I'm moving over to Karzahni."

 

Vakama

[JAG18]

"I desire just one noble destiny, more than any power you can offer me...what's that about having a copy of Legends of Mata Nui?"

 

Artakha

[Erasmus Graves]

Mmmm? Oh, hello Kojol. Come in and have a cup of tea. What's that you want? The Mask of Light you say? Yes, of course you can have it! Take two! Oh, and take the Great Mask of Headbanging  too, can't stand the thing! Oh, and incidentally Kojol, I've got a team of specialist Toa destined to waken Mata Nui stashed away in stasis - Order trained you know - and I can't be bothered keeping an eye on them, it'd be much safer if you took them.

Wait, you don't know about the Order? Let me tell you about them. There's an island named Daxia somewhere to the southeast of the Southern Continent - you can't miss it, infernal great thing lying about like that - and it's chock full of murderous madbeings who love nothing better than killing people who "infringe the law of Mata Nui". 

Here, I'll draw you a map of the place...

 

 

 

Warlord Nektann

Edited November 22, 2015 by Erasmus Graves

[Naota Takizawa]

"Wait, I have a robot named after me?"

 

Mata Nui

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I wonder what you happen in my giant robot body if I turn off the gravity inside me?'

 

Skull Basher

[Naota Takizawa]

"Axes? They're stupid, I'm going to fight with hammers!"

 

Axonn

[Ghidora131]

"Wait... I have to guard the mask with Brutaka for a thousand years or more? Won't that get really boring after a while?"

 

 

Brutaka

[Naota Takizawa]

"Antidermis tastes like licorice, I'm sticking with regular Protodermis."

 

Zaktan

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm singing in the rain! Just singing in the rain!'

 

Rediak

[Naota Takizawa]

"Wait, who are you talking about? Reidak or Radiak?"

 

Gali & Hahli

[Erasmus Graves]

Hello, I'm Gali. I'm a Matoran. This is Hahli. She's a Toa.

 

Or

 

Hahli: Who's Hewkii? Never heard of him. Anyway, Hafu's more of my type.

Gali: Yes! keep on fighting brothers! Give into the rage! Mwahahahaha! 

 

Onepu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to go build a tree house in Le-Wahi.'

 

Thok

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm going to street race in Tokyo!"

 

Lesovikk

[Erasmus Graves]

Hey Karzahni, want to go and play footy with these two stupid Matoran as balls?

 

 

Sahmad

[Naota Takizawa]

"Greg, you are the most influential man in my life."

 

Tahu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I can shoot lasers out of my eyes now? That's....kind of weird, to be honest.'

 

Gali Nuva

[Naota Takizawa]

"I just cleared the great spirit's throat."

 

Lewa Nuva

[Ghidora131]

"I have decided to become a Matoran of ice and sit in a crystal all day; move over Nuju."

 

 

Gurrahk

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I love to go to concerts! Taylor Swift has the best ones!'

 

Avak

[Naota Takizawa]

"Don't trigger me!"

 

 

Feminist Takua

[Erasmus Graves]

Ga-Koro? Who needs that dump anyway?

 

 

Sidorak

[Naota Takizawa]

"I don't like Roodaka."

 

Every male bionicle fan.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Bionicle is for losers.'

 

Keetongu

[Naota Takizawa]

"Onewa is the only one who pronounces my name properly."

 

Keelarahk

[Snelly]

"Wait I can actually speak!? I didn't know I could do that!? Seriously I thought all I could say was BZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!"

 

Every female Bionicle fan.

[Naota Takizawa]

'We need LESS female characters!"

 

Kopaka

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why is it so cold in here?'

 

Pohatu Nuva

[Ghidora131]

"Oh come ON, Greg! Why can't I be Australian???"

 

 

Iruini

[Naota Takizawa]

"Mask of teleportation? That's stupid, I want Kualus's kanohi."

 

Karzahni when he gave the future Toa Inika their masks. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'These are the six best best masks I have in the land. They deserve to go to these Matoran who randomly showed up here.'

 

The Lord of Skull Spiders

[JAG18]

"I prefer to call myself 'The Wonderous Insightful Noble' (WIN)."

 

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Edited November 30, 2015 by JAG18

[Ghidora131]

"Yes, my name is Mata Nui, you yellow freak! What are you laughing about?!"

 

 

Stronius

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm the janitor of the army, the Skrall are the regular foot soldiers and the Sisters are our elite members."

 

Vohtarakh

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'You, good sir, are a combination of a Rahi and a Matoran. That would make you an abomination to this world.'

 

Gen 2 Onua