Bionicle Would Never Say

[Naota Takizawa]

"Wait, Voya Nui will rise? Forget that, I'm moving to the pit!"

 

Axonn

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'You're right, Brutaka. Mata Nui is gone. Let's go wreck this island!'

 

Umbra

[Naota Takizawa]

"Ladies love me & MoCists love me for my variety of parts, especially the Ruru."

 

-All the Star Wars CCBS sets.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'We are Bionicle ripoffs with better heads.'

 

Vezok

[Naota Takizawa]

*Insert pre-war speech about communism*

 

Whenua

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Forget the past. Embrace the future!'

 

Nuparu Mahri

[JAG18]

"What is all this?  Planning to start a war?"

"Yes.  Those Hahnah Crabs have had it too good for too long..."

 

Kongu

[Naota Takizawa]

"I have reached 674% wind-flying speed!"

 

Vakama

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Thanks for the Toa Stone, Lhikan. But I don't want it.'

 

Turaga Lhikan

[Naota Takizawa]

"I'm a bat out of !"

 

Teridax

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Mata Nui can have his universe. I want to be a cookie baker!'

 

Icarax

[Naota Takizawa]

"I made the toa code."

 

Annona

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why I would love for you Great Beings to read my mind!'

 

The Ignika

[Ghidora131]

"You know what, Matoro? You're too boring. Karzahni is the destined one now, seeya later scrub"

 

 

Tahu 2016

[Naota Takizawa]

"I like my neon orange and gold, it feels good after being cursed with red for so many years."

 

Gali, Uniter of Water

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Forget the ocean. I want to fly in the sky!'

 

Kopaka Uniter

[Ghidora131]

"I... Look... AWESOME"

 

 

Tobduk

[Naota Takizawa]

"I feed off of people's happiness."

 

Kurahk

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I need some anger management.'

 

Lerahk

[Naota Takizawa]

"Toxins?"

 

-Vakama when he saw some sticky stuff on Roodaka's face.

[Ghidora131]

"Do I have to look like that, though? Jeez, and I though Hordika were ugly..."

 

 

Helryx

[Naota Takizawa]

"I am an admin for a sonic website."

 

Muaka

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I do my work for the glory of the french fry.'

 

A Nui-Jaga

[Naota Takizawa]

"Racing Squadron! Caaarranger!"

 

Takua

[Erasmus Graves]

"They call me the Chronicler... I Chronicle the awesome of Turaga Vakama!"

 

 

Turaga Dume after he watched The Force Awakens

[Naota Takizawa]

"Are you kidding me?! I paid $100 to see Episode 4 with new characters and a new name!"

 

Ahkmou

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why would I want to become a Toa of Shadow? I love working with my friends to help the Toa and Mata Nui!'

 

Lesovikk

[Naota Takizawa]

"I love the Zyglak, they killed my annoying team members!"

 

Vakama

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Thanks for taking out that annyong Turaga Lhikan, Makuta. Now let's have a dance party!'

 

Jovan

[Erasmus Graves]

"Zaria....I...AM...YOUR...FATHER"

 

 

Tyrant

 

 

 

Straylia Day!

Edited January 26, 2016 by Erasmus Graves

[Naota Takizawa]

"Australia Day is a scam!"

 

Sidorak

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I shouldn't take the credit for things I didn't do. That would just be rude.'

 

Roodaka

[Naota Takizawa]

"Yes, I admit to being the reason a lot of NSFW stuff exists on Bionicle blogs. No, I do not enjoy that kind of thing, that's messed up."

 

Every incarnation of Gali.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'We will flood EVERYTHING!'

 

Kopaka Nuva

[Snelly]

"You know all those love stories about me and Pohatu? Well it's true...all of it." 

 

G2 Makuta

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I fully acknowledge that Ekimu is the better Mask Maker of the two of us.'

 

Umarak the Destroyer

[Naota Takizawa]

"I am the creator of the creatures. You toa are trying to steal my offspring, and I will not let you."

 

-Not Tahu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'If I am not Tahu, then who am I?'

 

Skull Slicer

[ToaTImeLord]

I never liked the arena you can have Lewa's mask bye.

 

 

The sons of Makuta

The rahkshi

[Naota Takizawa]

"Wait, is Mata Nui our uncle?"

"I don't know, you're Makuta's son."

 

-Narmoto & Ikir