Electric Light Gunhaver Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 I am acquitted on the fact that I gave Smoke useless money, not fake money. I walk out and clobber the first person I see, which just so happens to be JAG. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 I apologize to you for not mishearing you. I then punch you into unconsciousness. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 You are arrested for assault. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I put a wooden stake through your heart. Great way to kill vampires or anything else. I got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I slam you into a glass table. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I punch you through a wall. I got him. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 I punch through a wall to hit you in the face. I got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lip McKalmah Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 I creep behind you and punch your face through the aforementioned wall. They have been gotten. Quote I'm Vrokdann in Skyrise: Ascent, and Luntep in the BZPRPG. My profile pic's a cool little thing I made called Bettani. That thing up there's just a me inside a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I blast you with the ferocity of memes, therefore slamming you into the same wall, thus making the entire building made out of corn flakes collapse. Got 'em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I throw you into a trash can before rolling it down a steep hill. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 As the trash can rolls down the hill, it transforms into a giant mecha and blasts you with a poisonous honey blaster. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 A giant flying sea turtle Kaiju emerges from the waves and dives bombs your mecha, crushing it. I got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Using a specific ultrasonic frequency from my mecha, I call upon the Kranasour kaiju that emerges from the sea and shoots nuclear blast at your turtle kaiju, incinerating it instantaneously. Got 'em! (Yaay kaiju fight!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I use an Olmak to send your Kaiju to another dimension...one with unicorns. I got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 By accumulating cosmic energy within myself, I then blast you with a devastating energy beam known as COSMIC PULSE and you are blown to the furthest edge of the known Universe. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I finally come back from the furthest edge of the known universe and then use my Pakari super strength to slam you repeatedly into the ground and other nearby hard things like a rag doll. I got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 I kick you in the gut and using my magical powers, I transform you into a little wolf cub. You then proclaim your loyalty to me, and you and I set off into sunset ready to conquer the known universe. I got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lip McKalmah Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 You're reminded of the existence of democracy, forcing you to run for president. Among your competitors is yours truly, promising a new era of socioeconomical prosperity and free Kanohi for everyone. And I have a kitty. Election day comes, and the results are in! ...got 'em. Quote I'm Vrokdann in Skyrise: Ascent, and Luntep in the BZPRPG. My profile pic's a cool little thing I made called Bettani. That thing up there's just a me inside a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Jokes on you! I won by 5 votes! You are then assassinated by someone who I totally am not acquainted with. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lip McKalmah Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 That was my stunt double. You're assassinated by someone who I'm totally acquainted with. Got them. Quote I'm Vrokdann in Skyrise: Ascent, and Luntep in the BZPRPG. My profile pic's a cool little thing I made called Bettani. That thing up there's just a me inside a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Your assassin kills me, and on his way out of my apartment, he suddenly decides to check back on my corpse. He goes back to the bedroom and finds the room empty. He turns around, and finds a bullet shot straight through his head. I hunt you down for revenge and two days later, your entire luxurious mansion is burned in flames, with you in it. I walk away with a pair of shades and a baseball cap. Got 'em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lip McKalmah Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 The burning of my settlements went public very fast, and my campaign promises haven't been forgotten. In a few days I, or rather my public persona, has been idolised into a righteous martyr. My crazed followers leave no stone unturned, and my former influences help as well. Eventually your home is surrounded. Your only way out is on the Vahki force's hands. My grave is visited en masse. The inscription is as humble as they thought me to be: "Got 'em." 1 Quote I'm Vrokdann in Skyrise: Ascent, and Luntep in the BZPRPG. My profile pic's a cool little thing I made called Bettani. That thing up there's just a me inside a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 The Vahki check inside the building to find nothing...but a motion sensor beeping wildly, and the building explodes, erasing any traces of my presence there. Got 'em 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Too bad you have forgotten that your family was hiding from the Popo inside said building's basement. That's rough, man. Got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Popo is in fact, me. I use my dark magic to force you to dance till your limbs fall off. Got em. Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lip McKalmah Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 My former right hand, impressed but cautious at the spectacle, declares a city-wide dance-off. The winner shall get a copper Miru and political favours °wink°. Participation is mandatory. Using those unknown abilities you displayed, you steadily rise through the bracket. The Grand Final is here. Needless to say, you win. As you appreciate the copper Miru's excellent craftsmanship, you unknowingly prepare for the other prize. You look up. Vahki everywhere. You're under arrest for pretending to be the Popo. Sentence: a Kanoka in the face. It was a Reconstitute at Random. Ouch. If that's not getting 'em, I don't know what is. Quote I'm Vrokdann in Skyrise: Ascent, and Luntep in the BZPRPG. My profile pic's a cool little thing I made called Bettani. That thing up there's just a me inside a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 I have a Kanoka for your face and It's called MY FIST. I got 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granberia Doragoon Posted January 20, 2020 Author Share Posted January 20, 2020 (edited) I'm so happy to see how this has gone. This game lasted for 3-4 years and it was beautiful. But sadly all good things must end, and as the last post is now almost a year old, I'd say now would be a good time to call it quits. Thanks for playing! *I proceed to take out a tablet-esc device with a red button on it, the word "Exsterminautus" engraved on it. I press it, and upon doing so, the Emperor's Imperial navy warps into orbit. From high above the ground, the ships booming speakers blare out, "Exsterminautus requested. Heresy is the root of all chaos, this planet is beyond saving. It shall be cleansed of all light. The Emperor will know his own, the Emperor protects!" *And thus, the ships barage the planet with countless plasma shots and country destroying nukes.* Got em Edited January 20, 2020 by MCGPY 2 Quote The Duke is AWESOME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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