~kh Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) ----Chapter One----Time: 4:16 PMLocation: Po-Wahi, Mata Nui------------Javan: Alright, let’s do this.Shorn: Wait, you mean now?Javan: Yes, I mean now. We pick a random, isolated hut on Mata Nui, we storm in, we grab the Kolhii stones, we grab the lavaboard, we grab whatever we can get our hands on. That’s the deal. That’s what we do.Shorn: Okay, okay, I got it.Javan: We go in on go, okay? One, two…Shorn: Wait, do we go on three or do we go on go?Javan: We go in on go. That’s what people usually mean when you say “we go in on go”. It’s one, two, three, and then go.Shorn: Yes, but when you say “one, two, three” it’s sort of implied that you actually want to start on “three”. If you want to go on “go”, then you should have said “ready, set, go”, because that’s already associated—Javan: Will you just Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 shut up? We go on go, alright? Is that so hard to do? Just live with it. Okay, so one, two—Shorn: Wait, wait. Let me load my gun.Javan: Oh, for—this is a robbery! A Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 robbery! How did the thought no cross your head that “Oh, we're probably going to hold someone up at gunpoint! Maybe I should take the time to at least load my mother Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 gun!!!”.Shorn: Look, at least I remembered, okay? At least I didn’t hold up someone at gunpoint without the gun loaded, like someone I could—Javan: Alright, we’re actually going in now, okay? Okay. For reals. We are going to do this, okay? Okay. One, two—Shorn: Wait, look!Javan: You have got to be kidding me.Shorn: Look at that shadow!Javan: Who the frick cares about a mother What part about Do NOT bypass the word filter is so hard to grasp? Is it the NOT part? Do the bold and capital letters just not do it for you? -B6 shadow? Maybe you’ve just never thought of this before, but just about every single solid thing on this entire planet has a shadow.Shorn: But this one moved. It’s alive.Javan: No, your brain was probably just entertaining itself by tricking your eyes because it hasn’t been used in so long, you I can't believe I actually have to sit down and do this -B6 moron.Shorn: No, really. It moved. Right there, man. It moved.Javan: Just shut it and load your gunoh my Mata Nui you’re right.Shorn: Is someone behind us?Javan: How am I supposed to know?Shorn: Turn around and look!Javan: You turn around and look!Shorn: Yeah, and what if he overheard what we’re going to do? I’m not turning around and letting him get a good look at me just so he can identify me later!Javan: Oh, so you’ll let me get caught. I appreciate that so much. Really, I have better things to do with my life -B6 backstabber.Shorn: Just turn around!Javan: Look, we’ll fight for it, okay? Rock paper scissors.Shorn: Alright, fine, fine. I’ll do it.Javan: Okay. One, two—Shorn: Wait, on go or on three?Javan: Will you just This is ridiculous -B6 do it?Shorn: Okay, okay. One, two, THREE!Javan: Aw, for—two out of three.Shorn: No way, man. You lost!Javan: Two out of three!Shorn: Fine, fine. Again. One, two, THREE!Javan: Ha! Dragon beats scissors!Shorn: What? That’s paper! You have your palm flat out! That’s paper!Javan: No, when you have your thumb down, its paper. When you have it up, it’s dragon.Shorn: There is no dragon! The title clearly says, “Rock, Paper, Scissors”!Javan: It doesn’t say “Rock, Paper, Scissors, No Dragon”! It's totally legit, man.Shorn: You know, while we’re wasting all this time, that guy behind us could be up to someth— ***Time: ???Location: ???------------Shorn: …ugh…Javan: …what the…Shorn: …my head…Javan: Where are we? What…what happened?Shorn: Look, up there. There’s a sign. It’s…it’s in shorthand.Javan: It’s…where…Shorn: What? Where are we?Javan: I don’t know. I’ve never heard of this place before.Shorn: What does it say? What does the sign say?Javan: It…what…where the Okay, screw you. I'm playing Skyrim. -B6 is Las Vegas? Edited November 30, 2011 by Kahi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Haha, I love it. It's like they're running in circles. Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Invictus Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I found this quite hilarious, just how there's so many problems, as well as B6 having to filter it so many times. You'd think he'd remove the whole comedy. Quote Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 My favourite part of Blacksix, I'm sorryMTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Guys, B6 isn't really editing! Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Invictus Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) (Shh, you're gonna ruin it for everybody else! )I know B6 had nothing to actually do with this. I'm saying, that if he actually did, he should've just removed the whole post. Edited November 30, 2011 by Tenebrae Invictus Quote Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibinuva Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (Shh, you're gonna ruin it for everybody else! )I know B6 had nothing to actually do with this. I'm saying, that if he actually did, he should've just removed the whole post.That's what I was thinking. Still, if I hadn't read your post I probably would've thought this was legit. I loved that last part. Okay, screw you. I'm playing Halo. -B6 Freaking hilarious. Quote <<Newest Chibi: Nuparu Inika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcsyde Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 The Halo line was best, although I think B6 might be playing Skyrim now. Dude, brilliant. Just brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creep Of The Deep Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 I don't always read comedies.But when I do, I read Inappropriate Content Removed.But I think you'll get in trouble for referencing swear words Quote Do not trust corrupted memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULiK Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 now THIS is true comedy. dont you just love it when people make fun of admins? i want a sequel Quote Visit www.BZPRPG.com to view my project of archiving BZPower's RPGs, and also access the BZPower Roleplaying Wiki BZPRPG Profiles - Ghosts Of Bara Magna Profiles Exo-Force RPG Profiles - Six Kingdoms: Apocalypse (Knichou, Berys, Arnex, The Taku, Exuze) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~kh Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 The Halo line was best, although I think B6 might be playing Skyrim now. EDITED FOR GREAT JUSTICE(also i thought of it before you mentioned it i swear) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) Guys, B6 isn't really editing!He isn't?Kahi, I want you to ignore my last post. I now want you to get up, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and tell your self "I'm a comdeic genius."Because you are.MTL Edited November 30, 2011 by ManiacToaLaco Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Wow. This... This made me laugh.It's a very clever concept, making fun of what we all know happens if we use bad language, such as Don't even think about it. - Not B6..Ahem.Hilarious.P.S. Just so it's clear with everyone, B6 did not edit my post in any way.Just putting that out there. Edited December 1, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakann the Delirious Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Okay, this is really Am I going to regret not closing this topic? -B6 hilarious. I haven't set foot in the comedy section since the forums came back, but this definitely looks like one to watch. Coming up with things for B6 to say seems like it might get tedious after awhile, but from what you've accomplished here it looks like that shouldn't be much trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Hilarious. :lol:I loved the part at the end.At first, I thought the...load my mother Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 gun!!!”.part was B6 saying "load my mother Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6", but then I read it again and I realized the truth.-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewa0111 Nuva Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Hah, this is a great and interesting idea. The story was meh, but the B6 edits more than made up for it. I haven't laughed so hard at something in a while! Also, the title and tags were very cleverly done. You'll definitely get a lot of curious people clicking on the topic to see if it really WAS edited by mods that way...nicely done! Lewa0111 Nuva Edited June 26, 2014 by Lewa0111 Nuva Quote My Script Comedies: | The Nuva Inn Remake | Ask Matau! Remake (ACCEPTING QUESTIONS!) | My Prose Comedies: | The BZ-Nui Hack Wars | Mata Nova | ANNOUNCEMENT: The Nuva Inn is BACK IN BUSINESS!! (See my blog for more info on my writing projects) ANNOUNCEMENT 2: Looking for voice actors and artists/animators for an upcoming video project! PM me if interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Honestly Kahi, I'm going to read this more. Maybe share it with friends. It's You have got to be kidding me -B6 hilarious!I can't stop laughing! I can hardly stop to breathe! I swear I'm banning every last one of you -B6 you! Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavakai Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 As much as I've seen this play on B6's edits used among us, it still made me laugh, especially when it was put into a story like this. That was It's times like this when I wish Bionicle Rex were still around to do this stuff... -B6 awesome! Edited by Black Six, Nov 30 2011, - 10:43 PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 This is freaking hilarious!I would make a B6 joke, but DON'T even think about it! - B6I'd get banned. Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Invictus Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Guys, seriously? Why are you turning Black Six's edits into a Do NOT bypass the word filter. -B6 meme in this topic? Calm, down guys.Anyways, can't wait for the next chapter, Kahi. Edited by Black Six, Dec 1 2011, - 2:56 PM Edited December 6, 2011 by Tenebrae Invictus Quote Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULiK Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) lol B6 actually edited that one!I meant the post above.considering after I read this, an then he actually does something, makes it hilarious! Edited December 1, 2011 by Bulik Quote Visit www.BZPRPG.com to view my project of archiving BZPower's RPGs, and also access the BZPower Roleplaying Wiki BZPRPG Profiles - Ghosts Of Bara Magna Profiles Exo-Force RPG Profiles - Six Kingdoms: Apocalypse (Knichou, Berys, Arnex, The Taku, Exuze) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 This was a fun read. ^^I liked the premise of two matoran unable to pull off a simple robbery, and then having B6 break the fourth wall while having a small side story all his own was a cool idea. This was pretty funny and over the top and I liked it. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaT in Rogue Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 This is You know, you're going to run out of swear words EVENTUALLY!-B6 hilarious! Although, to be honest, I didn't actually read most of it, my eyes just skimmed over to the parts in bold. Keep up the good work, you I swear to heaven, I'm going to BAN you all!!-B6 genius! Quote "Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Invictus Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 lol B6 actually edited that one!I meant the post above.considering after I read this, an then he actually does something, makes it hilarious!Fooled you. Try quoting my post. Quote Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULiK Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 ah, i see what you did there now *high fives*that really fooled me xD Quote Visit www.BZPRPG.com to view my project of archiving BZPower's RPGs, and also access the BZPower Roleplaying Wiki BZPRPG Profiles - Ghosts Of Bara Magna Profiles Exo-Force RPG Profiles - Six Kingdoms: Apocalypse (Knichou, Berys, Arnex, The Taku, Exuze) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justax-Kal Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) It took me two read throughs to get that wasn't really B6. I had my doubts when cause I knew it was you, but it was the last thing about Skyrim that sold it.Wait, did I see the word "moron"? How did that get through? These new forums!J-K out. Edited December 2, 2011 by Justax-Kal Quote Sort of retired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Field Marshal Rakmon Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Oh God. You may have just started a BZP meme. Is somewhat worried for the children* Quote Signature Guidelines: Signature may not exceed the 800x300 limit. For more reference use the box located in your signature editor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Humva Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 I must agree with everyone else; this was totally justified by the B6 edits. You, good sir, are a comedian alright. Sadly that was a oneshot thing, so you'll have to think of something else next time, as even a meme like that gets old after a while. Quote 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 "In short, my English Lit friend, living in a mental world of absolute rights and wrongs, may be imagining that because all theories are wrong, the earth may be thought spherical now, but cubical next century, and a hollow icosahedron the next, and a doughnut shape the one after." -Isaac Asimov, responding to a letter he had received saying that scientific certainty was false, The Relativity of Wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Guys, seriously? Why are you turning Black Six's edits into a Do NOT bypass the word filter. -B6 meme in this topic? Calm, down guys.Anyways, can't wait for the next chapter, Kahi. Edited by Black Six, Dec 1 2011, - 2:56 PMAha! Cleaver! How did you do that? Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthbrandon Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Wouldn't it be cool if Black Six himself posts, and the "Do NOT bypass the word filter" meme to his own post? It'd be cool if he played along. Quote I'm BACK!!!!!!!!PM me if you want your comics or movie's reviewed by a guy who loves Bum Reviews!P.S. I am not Doug Walker, nor do I claim to be. Dark709 Fanmovie CHECK OUT DARK709's COMICS AND MOVIES!Darthbrandon14's "ESCAPE FROM DARKNESS", coming soonIF YOU WANT TO GUEST STAR, PM ME ASAP! GIVE ME A "RAZOR" SPRITESHEET! DON'T POST IN MY COMICS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) Wouldn't it be cool if Black Six himself posts, and the "Do NOT bypass the word filter" meme to his own post? It'd be cool if he played along.That would be so [Fine, Gata. Happy now?] cool. And yeah, I got kind of carried away here. Edited December 4, 2011 by Chaos Makuta: Dralcax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarloth Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 lol, that was great. XDAlso, that's very strange, I thought up the name Shorn a few months back for a Skakdi character...Anyways, really funny comedy so far, Kahi, keep it up.-Skar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Wouldn't it be cool if Black Six himself posts, and the "Do NOT bypass the word filter" meme to his own post? It'd be cool if he played along.We have enough Do NOT bypass the word filter - B6 memes on this site. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatanui Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) May I please remind you of this rule:Do not impersonate other members. Do no choose similar display names, copy the avatars, profile pictures, signatures, or other information of another member without their permission.~Gata. Edited December 4, 2011 by Gatanui Quote - Gata Please don't use my avatar or signature without permission, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 May I please remind you of this rule:Do not impersonate other members. Do no choose similar display names, copy the avatars, profile pictures, signatures, or other information of another member without their permission.~Gata. Well, we aren't necessarily impersonating him, we're merely putting a humorous spin on what he might say. It's not like we're changing our names to -Black Six- and pretending to be him. But oh well, I changed my post anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatanui Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) May I please remind you of this rule:Do not impersonate other members. Do no choose similar display names, copy the avatars, profile pictures, signatures, or other information of another member without their permission.~Gata. Well, we aren't necessarily impersonating him, we're merely putting a humorous spin on what he might say. It's not like we're changing our names to -Black Six- and pretending to be him. But oh well, I changed my post anyway.But it´s not okay at the point where you are fooling people into believing a person said something which they did not. To be honest, I feel for Tavakai´s and TI´s posts before looking closely. :PAnd to avoid any misunderstandings, this is not about making me happy, you know. ~Gata. Edited December 4, 2011 by Gatanui Quote - Gata Please don't use my avatar or signature without permission, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 And to avoid any misunderstandings, this is not about making me happy, you know. Yeah, that part was kind of a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenebrae Invictus Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) May I please remind you of this rule:Do not impersonate other members. Do no choose similar display names, copy the avatars, profile pictures, signatures, or other information of another member without their permission.~Gata. There's some formatting errors with the edit notification, but do you want me to remove it? Edited December 5, 2011 by Tenebrae Invictus Quote Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatanui Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 And to avoid any misunderstandings, this is not about making me happy, you know. Yeah, that part was kind of a joke.I know. May I please remind you of this rule:Do not impersonate other members. Do no choose similar display names, copy the avatars, profile pictures, signatures, or other information of another member without their permission.~Gata. There's some formatting errors with the edit notification, but do you want me to remove it?That wouldn´t be too bad.~Gata. Quote - Gata Please don't use my avatar or signature without permission, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonfly the Luminescent Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 As much as I think the simple idea of censoring is funny, and as much as I agree with Gata and the rules, I have a question. Is it alright if they censor things with "generic administrator," "a random admin," "a fictional admin," or such instead of using "B6"? That isn't impersonating a specific user here, but I'm wondering if it's too risky. Quote In the meantime, you shall be loved and tolerated.Dragonfly's continued Boutique - How I drew the herd-----------------------------------------I am both Toa Mata Nui and Dragonfly the Luminescent-----------------------------------------Ask LNU and Pinkie Pie - Biocryptid21's Comics 3.0 - Darcsyde's Comics - Doomsday - Tilted - Awesomepaclypse - A Slightly Different Tale - Reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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