Would You Rather...?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Robotic arm, as long as it was my left arm.

WYR eat a whole jar of sauerkraut or pickled beets? 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I guess pickled beets.

WYR have cheese or no cheese on your burger?

[21Boomerangs]

Cheese. I do not understand how one can eat a burger without it.

WYR eat strawberry shortcake or razzleberry pie?

Edited June 9, 2020 by 21Boomerangs
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[Mushy the Mushroom]

OOooooooh, after looking up what it is, the Razzleberry pie!

Would you rather be an Ewok or a Porg (From Star Wars)?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Ewok. 

WYR drink orange juice or milk for breakfast?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Orange juice.

WYR drive a cruise ship or a plane for the first time with passengers on board?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Cruise ship. 

WYR eat spicy food or sour food?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Sour food. Lemons are delicious.

WYR have a unibrow or no eyebrows at all?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Unibrow. 

WYW have an IPhone or an Android? 

[Mushy the Mushroom]

IPhone because that's all I've ever used.

 

Would you rather have all lego bricks or all bionicle pieces?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

All Bionicle pieces. They made up the majority of my Lego collection anyways. 

WYR ride a horse or ride a bull?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

A horse because no risk of being impaled by horns.

WRY participate in a dangerous & televised obstacle course or climb out of a five story building with no equipment except a rope? 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'd do the obstacle course. I have no upper body strength for the climbing down a five story building with only a rope. 

WYR swim across a large lake or trek through a medium sized pool of mud?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Trek through the mud. I can pretty much only swim distances under 20 feet. And very slowly.

WYR have a pet hedgehog or a pet turtle?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Pet turtle.

WYR only watch TV all day or only play video games all day?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Only play video games. I find not actively doing things kind of intolerable.

WYR suddenly be covered in feathers or tree bark instead of skin?

 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Feathers. 

WYR only texts someone or only call someone?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Only text someone. I dread phone calls and "go blank" in internal panic during them. They beautifully showcase my lifetime supply of social awkwardness.  

WYR be gifted a free GoKart or a free minigolf course?

 

 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

GoKart. I'd get more use out of it.

WYR have a pet duck or pet goose?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Pet duck. My mom's childhood stories of being chased and bitten by geese make me apprehensive.

WYR live alone in a moderately creepy/haunted house, or in a non-creepy-house with 10 moderately frightening people?

[Rama~Swarm]

Creappy house by far. I cant stand groups of 5 or more.

 

Lose an eye or a thumb?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Hmm, I guess an eye because sewing without both thumbs would be very hard.

WYR be falsely accused of something\innocent and inprisoned, or a free, guilty person constantly on the run?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Hmm, I guess an eye because sewing without both thumbs would be very hard.

WYR be falsely accused of something\innocent and inprisoned, or a free, guilty person constantly on the run?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I couldn't stand living on the run, so I'd be imprisoned. And hopefully prove my innocence. 

WYR step in an anthill and get bit by 10 ants or get stung by 5 bees?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

The anthill. 

WYR travel 20 miles by river canoe or 20 miles with skis in the snow?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'd take the river canoe. I do not like snow. 

WYR live in the desert or live in the arctic?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Arctic. I wilt in very hot weather.

 

Would you rather work at home or in public?

[Kraata Kink]

20 hours ago, Mushy the Mushroom said:

Would you rather work at home or in public?

Definately in public. It's nice to have a separate work and life place.

 

Would you rather eat only pizza or only ice cream for the rest of your life?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Only pizza. I'd want to continue chewing so my teeth would feel appreciated.

WYR have a Conestoga Wagon or a Penny-farthing as your only mode of transportation?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'd take the wagon.

WYR pet a snake or let a roach walk along your arm?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Roach, because that's probably already happened in my house before.

WYR go on a slip-n-slide that was covered in slugs, or swim in a pool with 1 loose jellyfish?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'd probably go with the pool. I could at least attempt to keep away from the jellyfish.

WYR eat only apples for one day or oranges for one day?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Apples!

WYR have no sense of humor or no sense of smell?

[JAG18]

No sense of smell. 

WYR have your favorite candy be discontinued or your favorite restaurant go out of business? 

[TheZOMBIEJ]

i don't have a favorite candy so i guess that narrows it down! 

WYR watch the anime Lucky Star or watch the movie House of 1000 Corpses? 

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Hmm..I've never heard of either of them before now, but I suppose Lucky Star, so I wouldn't have nightmares for the rest of my life.

 

WYR have all your Lego bricks magically turn into Duplos, or have all your bionicle pieces turn bright pink?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I value my Bionicle collection over my other sets, so I'd have the bricks be turned into Duplos.

WYR have a carpet floor or a wooden floor?

[TheZOMBIEJ]

carpet! bite me!  

WYR attempt to sing "Rise" or "Faith" by MADKID or attempt to sing "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie? 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I guess I'd go with the song from White Zombie, though I should mention I haven't heard of either song.

WYR eat nothing but fruits and vegetables all day or eat nothing but candy all day?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

Fruits and vegetables! Especially Kimchi.

WYR read an e-book or a hardcover book?